Sup Forums COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BLOW THE MOTHERFUCKING OUT OF THE PLAIN OF EXISTENCE

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bow before the queen peasants

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Literally who

Literally who

>some whore says something on tv

not watching that shit

sage

What does she say? I can't stand to listen to this cunt

>She is A FUCKING LEAF

Is she a pornstar because I feel like I've seen her before

samantha bee is basically the real life incarnation of that fred armisen character from SNL

the one who is a "polical comedian" but he just reads headlines and goes "come on guys, seriously? this is wacky you guys"

poor drumpfies can't handle a strong woman

Some person who was on the daily show

awww poor shilly

I don't care what she has to say, I care about those rare pepes she in posession of.

>plain of existence

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Had to speed up the videos in order to avoid dying of cancer. Just the basic uninformed propaganda that the Alt-Right is a white supremacist movement. Literally a shitpost troll in the form of a video. Everything she said can easily be broken down and disproved.

cyprus, you got taken over by a guy who accidentally shipwrecked on your tiny shithole island, you're a terrible nation and no one gives a flying fuck

I would say my politics aligns more closely with the alt right then with samantha bee

Time to sage this thread lower than Samantha Bee's Nielsen ratings

Cyprus isn't rare, you fucking newfag.

Who?

What's alt-right then amerifat go ahead open our eyes

You're either going to ignore or dodge this question Go ahead prove me wrong

The only joke in the entire video is that there is no such thing as the alt right.

I really like this meme. There is only one in the world and It's mine.
Go ahead, see if there are others in the world!

Careful alt-right Trump might grab your pussy.

>A white guilt liberal whining and complaining about a tiny fringe group of powerless socially outcast losers who do nothing but share memes and are totally the worst but are somehow also a terrifying gigantic threat to them

If anything, Sam Bee just succeeded in making us look fucking awesome

>MEME MAGIC IS WEAK AND POWERLESS WHICH IS WHY WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER TO STOP IT AT ALL COSTS

2 drops of Bruce Jenner's semen have been deposited into your mangina. Thanks for posting and keep up the good work CTR.

Is this show on Nickelodeon?

FBI wouldn't have reopened the case unless they were going to prosecute. They're not going to let her go twice. Common sense

As it stands right now Hillary is going to have to flee the country if she wants to avoid jail time.

youtu.be/u5hZeagcxsA

That is a perfect description of her

not even gonna request a tl;dw

kill yourself

The alt-right doesn't even exist.

This is fucking weak.

It shows a good point though. Elitist liberals are so out of touch that literally don't even see the fact that black on white crime actually is an epidemic and that Islamic immigration is dangerous.

They've never studied history and don't understand that when whites become minorities in their own countries they become the targets. South Africa, Rhodesia, colonial Haiti

That clip of Jared Taylor speaking is especially damming. If they was a la raza speaker she would be defending him.

Media is complicit and so blatant they think that people won't catch on. She says "liberal Jewish media" like that's not really what it is. They're rubbing in the viewers face and it's a joke to them.

DESU, if Trump loses this election it will be because of people like her, John Oliver, etc.

normies love stuff like this because it's simple, easily digestible, and usually makes them feel better about themselves. It had an obvious liberal bias which leads them to believe that that's a common opinion throughout the nation. Therefore they're more apt to adopt a liberal perspective because they want to fit in.

She probably attacked Sup Forums because she hoped for a reaction. She's seen how we can organize Twatter and other forms of social media and is basically banking on us making her famous.

At least we dont live in cyprus

The alt-right is simply a group of people who acknowledge the country is heading down a dark path, and the people responsible are conspiring Democrat and Republican establishment hacks who form a one-party state.

what? who?

She looks like the autistic older sister of Amy Schumer

I actually liked it...

>Fat woman screeching about how the 1st Amendment hurts her feelings

>laugh track on youtube

I'll be sure to take her whining about her hurt fee fee's very seriously.

That video gave me cancer.
The comments section gave me AIDS.
what a time to be alive, I can't wait until Trump wins
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Say what? Lügenpresse is anti-Islamic? I always thought it was a critique of our politically and financially motivated press. Thank you Jason Jones wife, I hadn't realised the media wasn't corrupt.

Can I get a TD;DW breakdown?

Fat bitch yells at free speech

A term adopted from white nationalists to lump all people right of Stalinism into so you can attack an easy to mock strawman rather than dealing with the reality of the situation.

That's what makes it so delicious when reality slaps in the face, like with Brexit, and they have to retort but to throw tantrums and threaten suicide.

free speech != hate speech.

the supreme court has ruled that several times.

death threats don't count as "free" speech.

>when you're on TV or write for a mag and realize you're just repeating what everyone already knows from reading online

I feel bad for them, especially the ones who used to be "cutting edge", something no longer possible on TV

>Breitbart are Nazis
>Any position but progressivism is Nazis
>Lügenpresse means gas the muslims
>memes almost killed National Reviews half black daughter
>Ban any news outlet but HufPo now

you welcome sugar cake

People like her secretly wish for Trump to win, How else would her (((show))) go on under a Hillary presidency? Can't make fun of string, empowerd women now can you?

>Media complaining about plebs being allowed to Correct Their Record and call them out for being retards and shills

>Woman complaining about Evil Nazi Cartoon Frogs corrupting the youth and WHY WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN AND BAN SOMETHING. ANYTHING. JUST BAN ANYTHING THAT UPSETS ME RIGHT NOW

>Hahahahahaa, jokes, you are all worthless pieces of shit and no one cares about you

>...But pls, pls, pls for the love of god, someone stop them before it's too late.

Typical low I.Q. operating-by-emotions woman stuff.

FUCKING NORMIES

Also, jesus christ this delivery. She was never great on The Daily Show, but this is painfully-unfunny-soccer-mom tier stand up.

Literally who

>flee the country
she will
on November 8
i just hope her plane crashes

>Disagreeing with a woman on twitter is a death threat

Jesus Anita, are you STILL hanging around here?

I honestly didn't dislike Sam Bee and I'm still not sure that I do now...

but I am going to be so fucking happy to see her eat shit on her first show after the election

A FUCKING LEAF

will stick to another

FUCKING LEAF

because they both are covered in maple ejaculate

There were multiple death threats in that video.

Reverse-shilling I see?

Who did she threaten?

Or are you talking about the ones someone made up and sent to themselves for attention?

Cyprus is TURKISH

I dunno. It started that way but I think now it's just sexual tension. Girl needs a hate fuck.

Hi Sam. Come back to Toronto, baby.

Why would anyone give Samantha Bee a her own show? If anyone, it should of been given to Jessica Williams who at least understands how to deliver a joke.

stfu peasant

If Trump invented racism it would have gone bankrupt. Come on..that was funny

Its so strange.

She seems like that old kooky relative that doesn't stop drinking on the holidays and thinks she's funny.

No.

Sup Forums literally cannot take a joke.

you make one clever jab and it's a "YOU NIGGER KEK WOW"

But it isn't funny. The bankruptcy meme was never funny, why would it be now?

Holy fuck she is a grotesque.

How are people like this getting TV shows? It isn't funny on any level

She makes those smug, cunty faces --- Uggggg, I want to strangle her.

>"influencers" becoming a normal term to use

What the fuck, are they even making their desire for social control THAT apparent?

There is literally nothing that doesn't trigger Sup Forums
Here watch this...
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drumpf

who?

a fucking leaf........

every time

I suppose it's funny in the abstract.

It doesn't make me laugh though.

We are able to infiltrate the most left wing echo chambers, thats powerful poll. They dont understand the power of meming.

Saw this last night, biggest cringe of my life.

>Invites 2 russians who are supposedly paid shills
>THE ONE CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH
>non-English russians are somehow shilling and debating Americans

It's ironic, they blame the right for shit Hillary does.

>The entire show is just RANTS RANTS RANTS
>WOOOAH I'M ACTING COOKY AND ZAINY HERE
>The show is supposed to be a comedy show
>The show is just a big fat cringe worthy rant about disproven claims and bullshit

Comedy Central is fucking garbage, the entire thing is liberal propaganda at this point. Even their re-run of Trumps roast has the preview edited to make him seem like a piece of garbage.

>NOT THE FIRST TIME TRUMP DID X BAD THING
>*edited trump saying Yeah"
>OOOH TRUMP DID BAD THING HERE
>*same yeah as before*
>Trump tells a joke
>*ENTIRE CROWED LOOKS PAINED*

I used to enjoy Comedy Central, but it's just political bullshit now.

At the very least The Daily Show(?), despite being purely anti-trump, had jokes and funny parts. Full Frontal and The Nightly Show are just cringe-worthy autistic-tier rants of disproven shit.

I fucking hate Comedy Central and I refuse to watch that channel anymore. Yes I'm mad. I used to watch this channel all the time but now it's a liberal shitfest.

It's "PLANE OF EXISTENCE" you choad munching queer.

>this channel is critical of Trump
>LOL WOW PAID SHILLS

Sup Forums is beyond delusional.

No one is paying anyone to "shill" against a garbage fascist racist like Trump.

there is something really unatractive about her looks but i can't put my finger on it

Racism is alive and well.

Or

Racism is dead because Trump is horrible at businesses.

Really a solid joke. I can see why Samantha's show is worse than the Daily Show or that other guy who got shitcanned this year off ComedyCentral.

>Texas
>Red

no it wasen't funny and this comes from a guy that find Stephen Colbert kind of funny

she's canadian

she has that "thinks she's intelligent, but she's actually not" bitch look

(you)

You're beyond delusional. It's been PROVEN through HILLARY EMAILS that a ton of news outlets are PAID BY HER to support her and smear Trump.

Let that sink in.

The media does shill against Trump, and you bet your fucking ass Comedy Central, a media outlet, ran by a bunch of liberals, is cashing in on that you fucking inbred.

its the weird chin and dead eyes

The whole media was always ran by liberals. Look at the previos elections. There's no big conservative newspaper.

I hate this cunt, if for no other reason than this loud mouthed socialist cunt we should nuke canada after deporting her.

Also sage.

Oh please. Stop believing Wiki "literally paid shills for the Kremlin" leaks garbage.

No one is being paid to support Hillary Clinton.

Have you ever even considered that some people maybe WANT the most qualified presidential candidate of ALL TIME to be president? Just think on that for a minute.

>You're beyond delusional. It's been PROVEN through HILLARY EMAILS that a ton of news outlets are PAID BY HER to support her and smear Trump.

You know I could take anything out of my ass and write it as fact too, it's really easy
Your mom is not a cum guzzling whore
See?

Oh god, it's so cringe.

Do these shows have a viewership?

Are the owners literally taking a loss to put out leftist propaganda?

I honestly can't see a sane person sitting down and watching this as entertainment/amusement, even if they were politically on the same page.

She is just hyperventilating, yelling random stuff about right of centre people she hates… its twitchy, uncomfortable stuff, and nothing about it is funny.

I'm an oldfag, and I remember when late night TV was fairly apolitical, they would make fun of politicians foibles/ personalities more than being hardcore partisans.

The population is so incredibly polarized -- I can't see how it can move forward without some form of break-up.. people just hate hate hate each other. You can see the hatred spewing out of this lady's ears

>stop believing Hillary

How fucking dense are you, seriously

>Have you ever even considered that some people maybe WANT the most qualified presidential candidate of ALL TIME to be president? Just think on that for a minute.

Oh, it's a troll. Okay.

But just incase anyone legit thinks that...she's beyond incompetent. She's a two face liar. She's starting trouble with Russia for no reason- something Americas been getting fucked left right and center with for the past 20 years.

Why is everyone looking the other way in regards to her emails?

These are emails the FBI released afterwards. Sure, they're leaked, but they were proven to be legit by the FBI afterwards.

The FBI legitimately released emails HILLARY gave to THEM. They're HERS.

What do you think the wall street journal and washington times are you absolute retard?

It's straight up at-a-loss investment in destroying the mind of retarded goyim.

stop shilling this shit. nobody is watching her.

whos the fucks this ho?

Stop using my country's flag, CTR

i made it 10 seconds into this video

how do normies watch this shit

>That uncomfortable laughter when she pointed out left leaning colleges are incredibly anti-semitic

Kind of made that garbage all worth it.

TOP KEK

She does a pretty good Valley Girl™ accent desu