What the fuck goes on here?

What the fuck goes on here?

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A lot of goat fucking

hot tall asian girls

Kazakhstan is one of those rare nations that randomly decides to build a new Capitol City in the middle of nowhere, and then nobody moves there because they all prefer the old Capitol.

fpbp

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literal hell. this is what it looks like. that fire has been burning since 1971

Came here to second this. The Stans must be untapped for hidden beautiful trim.

rocket launches and alcoholism

There is a fuck ton of unspoiled nature there.

the inverse swimming pool

Just clay. Half of their population are working in Moscow for food.

It's where the white man will head after his country inevitably falls to the Jews

Just steppe barbarians

For real, there are some Kazakh girls I got to school with, fucking sexy.
Tall, lithe, eurasians...

post pics

US sees opportunities to stir up the muzzies to cause trouble for Russia and China.

isn't the AT&T girl from kazakhstan?

>implying we need to do anything for muslims to go berserk

Mind your own business,Goy.

came to post this

Well they don't send Richard Miles (mentor of Victoria Nuland) to Uzbekistan for no reason.

Thought I saw something in the news just the other day about another tension increase in one of those places. It's a neat place because force can be projected into either Russia or China, and, at the same time it continues the policy of a Sino-Soviet split.

uzbekistan. Milana Vayntrub, for your fapping pleasure.

wtf i love Kyrgyzstan now

The dictator of one of the little stans died some months ago and no clear successor has been nominated, a new civil war is due to happen next year or so apparently

Sounds about right.

>Vayntrub was born in Tashkent, Uzbek Soviet Socialist Republic,[3][5] and is Jewish.[6]

lol im out

Uzbekistan.

Found this in an article literally titled "Kazakhstan celebrates diversity".

I wish I had this kind of diversity in my country.

>""""""""""""""""diversity""""""""""""""""""

she's a russian jew, just born in uzbek ssr

The great game. And it started again not long ago.

China building the new silk road project and corruption and unrest.

Kazakhstan is actually pretty prosperous. Their GDP is in the mid 20ks iirc. They are sparsely populated but their cities are pretty neat looking. Too bad a lot of them are Muslim

That silk road internet trunk is bretty neat. I wonder if that will at some point wind up playing an interesting role at some point.

Kazakhstan is also technically the world's 5th largest nuclear power.

Snake hunting

Kazakhstan has some BEAUTIFUL women. Loved that deployment.

Kazakhstan is my bugout country if we ever have an anti white race war

Nepotism, corruption, alcoholism, Islam, rape, horse riding

From what I've seen they have flat, round, wide faces.

Yup, and a lot of them have huge ass tiddies.

There's no way she's ethnically Uzbek.

Her family were probably some Russian communists stationed in Uzbekistan for the father's job

I don't believe that I think you must have lucked out.

Asian genes are negatively correlated with boob size

#notallasians
Some of them are holy fuck big juicy tits, thighs, hips and ass on a goddamn cute asian girl. I once had to pull over to a gas station to work one off to restore concentration after thinking about basically a cousin in-law.

Here you go, guys. This is the good stuff. Enjoy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Stans

Episode 1: Kazakhstan
Episode 2: Kyrgyzstan
Episode 3: Uzbekistan
Episode 4: Tajikistan

>youtube.com/watch?v=Rl8zQw1m7zc

Not helping the nation's image there Cletus...

>Sup Forums in charge of improving the image of the nation

Btw my friend is from Uzbekistan and its fucking hell there right now.

They had a president a literal dictator, he died recently. The corruption levels there are twice like ours. Now there is going a war between elites for who is going to be the next president.

One of the old presidents ministers usurpated the power. He wants to deport all Russians and Jews and other nationalities from the country, doesn't want to let anyone leave. My friend, she was there when shit hit the fan, she could barely leave the country (she's legally student in Russia). Her family is still there tho, they can't leave. She cries every day, and afraid for their lives.

She told me horror stories about the country. One of their family friends had a clinic in the center of the city. Officials wanted to buy the land but he didn't want to sell. Then they burned it down and throw him to prison. He's there for 5 years already.

Long story short: don't glorify these places and better not going there. People from there find Russia as a paradise and work here for food.

I don't think anyone here truly wants to live in a -stan

Time to liberate?

Russians are my favorite Sup Forums posters

Yeah I guess. Just throwing a sad reality post here.

No way, we have too many of them here already.

Sorry to hear about that. Hope your friend is reunited with her family without any losses soon.

Stay strong comrade

badland eurasians who let russia launch rockets once in a while.

Thanks. I hope so too.

I'm going to Kyrg next year. They make cool chess sets (best in the world), good meat. Ex soviet union - should be fascinating. (Lots of mountains and you can ski for $8 a day)

wild west

Someone tell me about Nazarbayev. He has been in power of Kazakhstan for decades. Evil dictator?

Lotsa oil

praised and the capital of it is bishKEK

fucking blessed

a lot of beautiful women

like albany?

...

doesn't look ethnic uzbek

fpbp

Astana has nearly a million doesn't it? I know Almaty is the largest still though but it is in that southeastern corner, so kinda shit location geographically speaking I guess.

i love central asians

beautiful

pretty

except Kazakhstan has a higher PPP than you fucks.

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The first girl I ever met from Kazakhstan looked like she'd walked straight out of anime. Germans were wrong and breeding some slav in with the asiatics can actually produce some pretty solid results.

Uzbekistan, one of the little stans (about 1.5 times bigger than Italy) is having elections this december. no civil war.

She's a Russian Jew. Tashkent was like 50% "Russian" back in the day.

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I think she is from Kazakhstan.

dubz kek wills it

The south should have its own flag tbhsmhfqamalam

Lewd child modelling

holy shit

There is that poster from there and i have always felt that he was chinkier and darker.

Unbelievably attractive yes?
Too bad she has a boyfriend.
>fapanyway

Your friend is either full of shit, or isn't leaving the country with proper documents.

I know about 10 people who received their exit visa and left the country without a problem after Karimov died.

The other story is probably true, but it's not like Russia is any better outside of Moscow.

potassium mining

>I wish I had this kind of diversity in my country.
m8 we are literally an asian country

>The corruption levels there are twice like ours.
Considering your corruption, I can't imagine what the fucking shithole must have twice

How is Labrador? I always wanted to visit it.

Being rightful turkish clays

Them all come to visit Russia to earn money for them families and stuff.

Nothing.

What do they work as?

Jews spawn out of caves and geysers

google map

transport problems

What do Mexicans do in the US m8?
t. Latino

this genuinely made me sad...

I know there's a fuck huge oil reservoir near atyrau next to the Caspian Sea. So I could see it being a cool battle zone during WW3.

Russian-Asian Inbreds that have their own countries.

How come the alcohol consumption rate is so high when the nation is muslim?

Why do people who make internet maps think the Caucasus is in Central Asia

See that lake over there on your map? Its called Sea of Aral. It is almost gone now. Why? Greed of Russians. You can look it up if you dont believe me. But it is a disaster in Kazakstan/Uzbekistan area so nobody cares unless it involves Borat.