Is Slylock the biggest asshole detective ever?

Is Slylock the biggest asshole detective ever?

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What is required to be an Asshole Detective? Do you need to know it from a hole in the ground?

Not even close.

>Is Slylock the biggest asshole detective ever?

Ask Cassandra Cat if her butt hurts.

The rings on the binder, right?

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The fucked didn't even put in effort to cheat, he deserves to fail for that.

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there's no point now user, we can already see the answer in the OP

now for something truly criminal

I'm kinda curious about how she looked in the original.

The bear is doesn't have it in him to look Slylock in the eye.

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what is the bottom one from

If I'm not mistaken it originates from here on Sup Forums, though I can't say for sure

many scented candles use wax with a lower melting point so that it vaporizes quicker, producing a stronger aroma. this is hardly conclusive evidence. slylock fox is a paper tiger with no respect for due process.

Bears are the niggers of Shylock's world

>Trying to seduce Slylock

The only thing that gets him aroused is putting scum like you behind bars.

>The only thing that gets him aroused is putting scum like you behind bars.

So BDSM.

Homeboy, that cat commits misdemeanors with the frequency and dependance with which a 14 year old masturbates. At this point, she is incapable of achieving orgasm without removing mattress tags or taking too many groceries into the 15 items or less line and turning it into a riddle for Detective Fox. The only proof he needs is the fact she does this shit every week, without fail.

>taking too many groceries into the 15 items or less line
You have a sick mind, Anonymous.

What if the bear just keeps some extra loose leaf sheets in the binder in one of its folders/pockets? I used to do that if they gave us some extra or there were some lying around just not to waste them. I'd use them first for assignments.

still bangin'

Not really a problem, seeing as the justice system of Slylock's world appears to consist entirely of pointing out a crime, and then doing absolutely nothing about it, allowing the same few fuckers to pull their shit every week.

>Two ten dollar bills? On the same beach? Impossible!
This is some Encyclopedia Brown "you can't pull something out of your left pocket with your right hand" levels of bullshit.

Of by BDSM you mean "Being Dutiful Smart and Magnificent" then yes.

How'd he crack the case, Sup Forums?

don't google it or i'm calling the cops

Her hat is wet, like Cassandra's pussy around Slylock

Around bears, beware. Bears are liar and cheats one and all, you should never trust them and always assume the worst out of every bear you see.

She was a sexy piece of ass and Slylock is bias as all hell around a fine ass.

Look at him, he and that mouse fuck are CLEARLY shoplifting those ties!1

None of the hat racks are empty, duh

Maybe he just loves mashed potatoes?

1. There's no hats missing from the mannequins.
2. If Slykike rats her out, she'll bust him for stealing ties and scarves.

Couldn't have said it better myself, user.
Indeed -- it's raining outside (as evidenced by Slylock's dripping umbrella), so our detective merely had to feel that the hat was wet to prove Lady's innocence.

Here's the last one I'll post for the night.

Either his Watson smells the brand on her wrist or the statement she said, while true, doesn't mean she didn't go into the store, merely that she didn't "pass" it.

She said she didn't "pass" the perfume shop. That means she didn't walk past it. And that means that she went in.

Too easy. Yeah that one was obvious. Still wanna fuck that cat tho.

Also, I lied about being out of good ones. THIS is my last one.

Because as the ice cube melts, it stops displacing water already in the glass?

That's called profiling, and Slylock will be hearing from Cassandra's lawyers, Rattlestein & Mousekevitch.

I studied Criminology for 5 years and not even one Fox came to talk to us.
I call bullshit.

Okay, but it's going to be dismissed when she perjures twice with clever wordplay, hovers her hand an inch above the Bible when she swears in, and refuses to stand when the judge walks in because she's in a fake leg cast that's on over her pants.

Yes. Its called Archimedes Principle.
That's why melting either the North or South poles wouldn't raise the water level. That comes entirely from ice/tundra on mountains/land running into the ocean.
It's an experiment anyone can perform with a measuring cup, some water, and a bunch of free floating ice.

If Slylock was as clever as he would have us believe, you'd think he would've discovered global warming is a hoax by now.

>That's why melting either the North or South poles
Maybe for the north pole since it's literally just ice, but the south pole is actually a frozen continent so it melting would definitely raise the water levels

He's tilting the glass?

>Fufufufu, Slylock, you've caught me again. I stole the diamonds and I've hidden them in a very ~special~ place. If you want them back you'll have to think of some way of digging them out~

Because the Count has a vulture on his shoulder, green skin, a villian moustache and a frigging burglar mask. The cunt appeared in his work clothes. Nothing here screams serious scientist, more like lunatic nut job.

After three level 5 hurricanes, you'd thought people might start thinking climatologist were on to something, but noooo.....

I feel this is relevant

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>why
Because helping her would be a free handjob at the very least.

that policeman face looks like he knows what sort of sexual roleplay those 2 are into, and he's getting tired of wasting tax money helping her getting "arrested" in Skylock's bedroom

That not how climate works. data from a single years aren't proof. You can get weird anual data from allover the globe way before the industrial age started. Either super hot winters or super cold summers.

I still can't believe the writer of these actually came here once.

lots of weird things happen when Slylock is involved

The hat matches the rest of her ensemble. I doubt she'd come in just to steal a purple hat that matched her purse and heels.

And here we see the next GOP forerunner for president.

>that time the author visited

William Shatner came to /r9k/ once and is a rather active Sup Forums user. One of the few threads that didn't suck ass on that board.

>That not how climate works. data from a single years aren't proof.
That prediction made by climatologist happens IS a good indication. they had predicted wheather events would get more violent and it did.

Beyond that, those aren't the only thing. Plenty of data corroborate Gobal Warming.

>I doubt she'd come in just to steal a purple hat that matched her purse and heels.
What? Of course if she is stealing something, she is going to steal something that matches her ensemble. This is a woman who has style, you know.

there was no prediction.
And then again, it's only this year, not something common that will happen every year. Don't lower Science to that shitflinging retarded political hate the US media have been vomitting on the world since you can't accept an orange man got elected.

>there was no prediction.
Yes. they outright predicted natural phenomenon would get more intense.
And outside of that, everything is confirming what they are saying. Those are just the most notable events.
> since you can't accept an orange man got elected.
That was tottally not about that.

Because global warming isn't real?

Yeah, sure, because basically every professional who have studied the question have said it is real and more and more of their prediction are becoming true, it can only be fair to assume it is fake.

Come on, man. This isn't 2004 anymore; you should have had plenty of time to realize there's no point in letting yourself get dragged down to their level to argue. It's like with flat earthers: neither of you will convince the other, and you'll look an idiot for trying to do so. The only way to kill these baseless conspiracies is to dismiss them entirely with a couple of ridiculing catchphrases, like what happened with 9/11 truthers.

>bringing up Trump when no one was talking about that

>Christian Weston Chandler, age 9

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Because while ice melting does decease in volume, making his small demo valid as the ice is already part of the system. It neglects that a significant amount of the ice is above the water level on Antarctica's land mass and thus not part of the original system. So when it melts and flows down into the ocean it will increase the water level, as it was not there before and thus added to the system.

Huh?

he's the only reason murika cares about "global warming" now. without him you'd be really glad to not accepting it and living the same life as before.

has a any non celeb person ever got that much documented media appearance?

Stenographs are fucking horse shit and the US is the only country that still takes them seriously.

That's literally the same level of argument of someone going "Global warming? It's cold outside!" you do realise that, right?

Bear is left-handed you fucko, that's why he writes on the "wrong" side of the binder.

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>talking to store employee about a recent Heat Wave
>'like, how can you deny global warming when it's 100° F in late September'
>mfw
Yes climate change is real but a single heat wave is not proof. Same with these hurricanes, it's not proof. The evidence comes from years of data about the climate collected by experts in the field and the trends that the data shows.

>Same with these hurricanes, it's not proof.
It coroborate predictions. It's to be added to the pile.

>Stenographs
It's polygraphs. And yes, they're some dumb shit.

You in NY?

No, MI
it get hot there too?
last week was hotter then anything week had in the summer

once hurricane season becomes this bad every year then yes

This is the best shit ever. The guy is over eighty years old and browsing Sup Forums.

Does that technically make him an oldfag?

It doesn't you moron. Go back to school instead of protesting and refusing science

Yeah it's been 9 08 for the past week. It should be getting cold by now up here

In the 90s*

I don't think you undestand what "adding to the pile" means.

>in 2 threads about newspaper comics
>both are arguing about climate change

I noticed that, too. What a day.

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but who moved the server tho

Do not insert diamonds. Pearls and round gems are safer for catgirl insertion.

A third party to this, but the whole climate change debate is really disingenuous.
Of course climate change is always happening, but to point to humans as a major factor or that it's going to doom the planet forever is major scientific negligence.
Here's a graph from NASA showing that the weather has had this kind of trend all throughout history. Some can "suggest" that human-made change will speed things up, they all admit that the science is too inconclusive and insufficient to be accurate (AKA they can keep pushing it in uncertainty to keep funding)

Anyway, anyone got more Slylock? He would be a better character if he didn't wear that damn cape even to the beach.

>but to point to humans as a major factor or that it's going to doom the planet forever is major scientific negligence.
Which is why Scientific don't do this. Also, they are not saying it's dooming the planet, only that it's going to be harsher for HUMANS to live on.

I dunno where you've been, but that's what a bunch of "science people" have been saying to the public.

No, that's what the media relaying what they said have been saying.

This is in some people's porn folder.

But I can't read the answer.

I can confirm that statement.