Dumbing of age. Doa

Tonight's strip. Best girl sighted.

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>Best girl sighted.
I can only assume you mean Peter.

What comic is that edit from? Would I be wrong to guess that it's very SJW?

The fact that a decade will probably go by before Danny and Ethan so much as have another conversation depresses me on a spiritual level. Why did Willis tease my cock with the promise of forbidden love if he wasn't going to deliver?

When will Mike fuck Ethan? Will it be a Slipshine?

Ennui Go.
I've read it up to the most recent one and I can't tell. Lot's of censored nudity and sex with conventionally attractive characters. However that could just be sex positive stuff. I don't really care either way.

Best Girl has been ruined by being saddled with a man out of nowhere.

For a comic as progressively minded as DOA, Willis missed the opportunity of having Mary realize she's in love with Carla.

It's probably going to be ship-baiting forever.

Remember when THAT was a thing?
Y'know, technically Willis was endorsing doxxing random people you disagree with on public forums through Mike's actions.

Slipshines:
volafile org r dzcfn78w

All the NYYEEEAAAAAAARGHHHHHHs are actually pretty entertaining.

Haha Mar is a terrible person right guys?! Oh man my commenters are gonna love this one. FUCK YOU MOM!

Never would've happened. Willis' fuck parents and fuck religion and fuck past me tendencies outweight any desire to do anything interesting or tell a good story. Also did you not read the comments at the time? They were pissed it was even a possibility because they feel that rehabilitation and redemption for an "evil" character like Mary shouldn't even be entertained. They would've revolted if he'd done it

Oh, it's forbidden love. You just didn't know who was forbidding it. The answer is that it's Willis, not Amber, who stands in their way.

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Willis and his readers aside, MaryxCarla is a pretty cliche relationship setup. They'd work better as friends. CarlaxAmber would offer more fodder for drama and character development.

she thick, bet she takes the dick like a champ

Wait, what happened? Weren't we just at a church with whats her face having an epileptic seizure because there were no electric guitars?

Mary refers to herself as a servant, so Malaya treats her like one. Hilarity ensues?

I would love to see Carla convince Amber that she's struggling with her duality because she is also, deep down, trans.

Tonal whiplash. Willis uses this to give the illusion of time passing so that when he returns to Joyce, he'll have been able to skip anything remotely interesting.

According to the pinups, yes, she does.


Apologies for all the very, very dry humor.

Pin Ups?

..Willis draws porn of his own comic?

That seems wrong somehow

>Best Girl has been ruined by being saddled with a man out of nowhere.
When did Peter get a boyfriend?

Oh boy. You are in for a world of fun. If you define unintentional humor as being fun.

>volafile org r dzcfn78w

Go. Be free. Mock him with us.

(Willis has a contract with Slipshine. He produced one comic that gave them a ton of subscriptions, so they get more of his stuff. He has several full-length comics and a ton of pinups. All of them are horrible.)

He also did some pinups for free on
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This isn't funny, this is just rude.

at work, can't look it up. Also never slipshined before, how do I translate this into porn

>Mary trying to get some dick
>ends up having to carry a box

Mary doesn't refer to herself as a servant so Malaya's response is a non sequitur.

Slipshine is a service where people put up decent-quality porn of the drawn nature. You pay money every month for access to it.

She says that the greatest among people is a servant, and she seems pretty smug, so it appears that she's referring to herself.

>paying
>for porn
Jesus christ how horrifying

But I know what slipshine is, I just mean, how does that jumble of letters gain one access to the porn

It is a link. Sup Forums is being picky about what links are allowed on here these days.

Insert a period before "org" and a / where the rest of the spaces are.

ok so skimming on my phone
... not sure why I expected the art to be any better or appealing

Seems like the proper way to deal with evangelists.

>DVDs
>In the year of our lord 2017
I should not be surprised the guy who makes this rubbish is so out of touch.

I'm choosing to believe that all of her belongings are in that box. It says "DVDs" on it, because she dumped her dad's collection out and took the box for college since it was the right size for her stuff.

I know that we have been given nothing to imply this, but it's Malaya, and it feels like something she would do.

More like dumbing of art style because this webcomic has the dumbest fucking art style.

Why the fuck do you know so much about this comic.

Who said anything about knowing a lot about this comic?

I read Shortpacked, so I know what Malaya is like. It's just silly speculation based on what I know about her.

>"Cool" and "Relatable" millineal has a box full of DVDs

Is Willus fucking retarded?

>Mary will soon be made impure by Peter
>Joyce has the potential be be JACOB'd

Why does Willis want to ruin his only two waifu material characters?

>in zoomed out shout thin sweatshirt drawstrings are thicker and obstruct letters more
>in 4th panel the bottoms of the letters are just missing for no reason
Nice art.

I do like that calf in panel 1. Maybe Malaya will bully Mary if she can't bully Sal. It would be less satisfying, though.

Oh! Maybe she stuffed Sal in the box!

> Why does Willis want to shoot the horse with 4 broken legs?

The move to digital media that you merely rent is one of the shittiest parts of the last few years.

>Mary will soon be made impure by Peter
It'll happen and when it does a fork will open before Willis. In one direction, Peter pressures Mary into sex and though it goes against her beliefs she likes the guy and gives in. Then he leaves because Mary was only a pump and dump for him leaving her emotionally devastated and setting out on the path to humanize her and round her out as a character.

In the other direction Mary fucks Peter and likely Roz finds out which she uses either to blackmail Mary or just maliciously spreads it around. Haha, Mary's a hypocrite FUCK YOU CHURCH.

Now thankfully Willis is a good writer and would never engage in the hackery of the second option.

If it's sex positive it's not SJWs. SJWs are uniformly sex-negative, especially heterosexual sex with conventionally attractive women.

I still have DVDs. I paid a lot of money for those. My DVDs of the Star Wars OT LD rips are staying with me until a re-mastered version of the original trilogy is released.

A third option: Peter pumps and dumps, Mary gets knocked up, and commits worksafe suicide in the form of dropping out of school, never to be seen again until a flash-forward segment or some shit.

That way, Willis can get in his abortion callback while also writing Mary out of the Dumbiverse entirely. It's a win-win!

I larfed.