Wednesday, September 27

Wednesday, September 27

Zrujnownie twoje życie. Proszę zostawić, jak tylko możesz. Twój umysł zostanie połknięty, wymiotowany i ponownie połknięty. Na zawsze. Chory żart, ale nikt się nie śmieje. Śmierć nie jest końcem. Jesteś w piekle. To jest piekło.

Let the feast begin.

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how grotesque.

Post your birthday strip

This got me laughing as a kid.

how kafkaesque

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>there it is!

I don't get it.

I suppose this might be an allegory of my life.

I don't get it
how is partaking different to just regularly chewing a slipper?

He's eating it like it's some exquisite meal, fully savoring the flavor he is not just eating it like some common dog chewing it with no sense of grace.

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How do you think Garfield is going to end?

Kurwa?

Garfield or Odie?

jon and garfield die but are reborn from a polish schoolgirl

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PUMPA
PUMPA
PUMPA

Huh, never realized he had a second strip.

This needs a dobson edit

Oh wow, I didn't even notice the saw
I just thought the joke was that he's paranoid

>asking the damn cat like he can answer
He really has lost it

Third, technically. There was one before Garfield.

The cycle start anew

>their final strip
That's a pretty hilarious way to end it. Jim might do something more heartfelt since garfield has been around for so long and is a bit of an icon

The whole last week of strips was leading up to it, with messages about an upcoming apocalypse and double meanings like "I've been having poor circulation lately".

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Late but Garfield.

>2014-02-21

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Why did this crack me up?

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I think my mom actually has this one stored somewhere.

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great now I'm picturing a version with Liz instead of Odie, although I'm not sure which body part(s) would be getting pumped up

So Jon fucks Garfield and Odie every January 1st?

Is it just me or does Jon seem to eat peas, mashed potatoes, and either steak or meat loaf almost every single night?

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No, he fucks niggers.

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noice

Aug 5 1985

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He's snoring loudly and the muffler quieted it

Looks like he's clipping through the table. The area above his wrist on his shirt is lower than the edge of the table, or so looks like it.

no meat touching

meh.

>implying it will

>except on New Years
what did he mean by this

I hope you had a nice birthday

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>punch soaked boobies

With some decent editing skills, this can become a great G minus G.

>that curvy bombshell in the bottom right

I always wondered why Jon has chest-high tables everywhere in his house. Seriously look around; when was the last time you saw a table that went higher than your waist?

Oh damn, look at her hips
Need a shot of just her

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>the muffler quieted it
>quieted it

He doesn't. Garfield does.

Who's baby is that?

HELP ME Sup Forums!
I'm trying to remember the name of a Garfield story (at least, I think it was Garfield) where the animals in the town get together because a large earthquake is coming and they can sense it before it happens and they have a debate if they should talk to their owners and tell them to get someplace safe. Did I imagine this?

Relative of Jons.

Also i'm pretty sure it was adapted into one of episodes of the original TV show.

First appearance of Nermal

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Gonna post some.

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Is this Garfield minus Garfield?

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All these gifs and probably nobody is reading them. Someone could easily slip something in.

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Garfield's Judgment Day. It was a book, but never got made into a cartoon.

Also, it was a tornado that the pets were debating over.

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That comic pretty much describes Heathcliff threads

Thank you so much, user.

wut

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I never really got the thing with the hats in Heathcliff. It's a regular gag but it's just kind of surreal

It's just silly fun.

Ignatz!

wut

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I love the running gag in any media where somebody not doing the annoying shit they always do causes paranonoia for everybody else

Heh