Episode - 3 / SCP Confinement

It's out.

youtu.be/oyUz6Ijl_wM

I think 2 will still be an all time favorite for the duration of the series though but nice to FINALLY see a new episode.

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scp-wiki.net/scp-049
scp-wiki.net/scp-504
scp-wiki.net/scp-1459
scp-wiki.net/scp-507
scp-wiki.net/scp-347
scp-wiki.net/scp-966
scp-wiki.net/scp-407
scp-wiki.net/scp-014
youtube.com/watch?v=c-XI_1LgEik
scp-wiki.net/scp-086
scp-wiki.net/scp-1227
scp-wiki.net/scp-2203
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Excited! Watching now. Thanks for sharing mate.

Just started watching episode one right now.

It's kinda comfy. OP is correct that ep 2 is best one so far, but this one was pretty cool too.

I like it so far, its like if old school adult swim made a scp series. So far the second episode it the best.

>There is a slug down stairs that transforms into your greatest sexual desires.

>It transforms?

I find this guys speech patterns annoying. Good shorts though.

Not quite as fun as ep. 1 and 2, but still good stuff.

Just watched this. I agree with you about two. Some of the VAs sounded off but it was pretty okay.

Which SCPs do you hope Connor interacts with next

the camera that shows what you would rather be doing

I'm not really familiar with SCP stuff but I've been enjoying these.

scp-wiki.net/scp-049

I wonder if he's open to auditions for voices. just put out a script. I'd do it for free.

As for scps the "Family Man" may be feelsy.

scp-wiki.net/scp-504
scp-wiki.net/scp-1459

FUCK YES! Thanks for the heads up. This series has shattered my expectations and I look forward to each new video

>the dog one
Why?

animation is getting better, mouths are synching up with dialouge more.

what are you guys hoping the story will go to? will scps like connor(class safe and sentient) try to break out and cause breach? or maybe he will discover the true SCP-001?

or maybe he is the true SCP-001?

I can imagine the tomato one just being Conor forced to do bad stand up to see what jokes cause the tomatoes to go kill speed

I'm really enjoying this series, feels like something that could be on [AS] before they became edgyness central.

Connor should be a real SCP on the wiki. Even if it's just a joke entry

Nice episode.

Hits me right in the autism that they change the SCP's though (and in this case combined them). I get it's a a comedy inspired on the setting and the fact that Connor even exists shows how loose they're with it, but altering the anomalies themselves just gets me.

That said, I enjoyd the silly 093 chase.

There's one guy who does the same thing, only instead of one he revives as two new individuals with the same memories as the previous one.

At least two of them are Foundation researchers.

>the plague doctor makes Connor's corpses into zombies and kills him every time he regenerates to create an army of connor corpses that tries to breach scp

Here's just waiting for the inevitable 682 episode, and hoping tha creator includes some Mary Sue jabs at it.

It's great he's using more obscure SCPs instead of blowing his load and showing all the fan favorites but dammit if I didn't want the SCP Kilgore in this ep.

scp-wiki.net/scp-507

I think they'd be cool with eachother

when is the loli torture rape episode?

Yeah, i was shocked he hadnt already used the statue and the immortal lizard. Its for the best really, he should save those for a season finale or something.
I would love an episode where he pals around with Dr. Bright. Just the two of them fucking around with various SCP's until inevitably Dr. Bright gets him into trouble.
Then Dr. Bright gets a new thing added to his list
>Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to be friends with other immortals.

His doctor is cute
CUTE

Would be interesting to see him interact with
scp-wiki.net/scp-347 or scp-wiki.net/scp-966

>SCP-347
Connor needs to extract information out of it, no matter how.

>SCP-966
Connor has to go in for "testing" but doesn't know about them being there. Until he's killed for the Professors amusement. Gets infrared goggles and gets killed again. Tries to escape but they won't let him out until he gets the goggles back.

but eh, just an idea.

Noice. Hope this guy continues the series. I know it's a stretch to think he might submit it to a network, but I'd be really happy if he did.

Nah, putting on a Network would ruin it because the Network would either want exclusive rights to SCP stuff, or change it up so much that it just wouldn't be the same anymore.

>Yes! You've done it! My favorite clipboard!

Good joke.

Pretty good. I enjoyed it more than 2 personally.

>how do you spell 'interesting'
>dude no a

>it transforms?

What's this pic?

Different factions in the setting.

anyone have the wiki link for the speaker thing from episode 2? ive never actually read much SCP, but i want to read that things page.

scp-wiki.net/scp-407

The song used in the episode is apparantly some haunted commercial song.

It's interesting, and a take on the SCP Foundation I've wanted to see, from the point of view of employees within the Foundation.

I'm subbed now. I wonder if there will be an overarching storyline, or if it'll be episodic throughout.
Other than that, it gives me early Wolf 359 vibes, which means it's going to get a helluva lot darker as time goes on.

>literally a dozen loli SCPs
>another dozen hot seductive women SCPs
>yet another dozen succubus SCPs
>literally 0 cute boy SCPs
Defend this.

The Gayest Man Alive might count?

Nice, gives off an Ugly Americans Vibe. Can't wait to see more.

Way, way too many SCPs come off as fetish fuel.

There's one that eats cum, there's another that's a giant breast monster that compels mammals to nurse from it.

I knew they purged a lot of SCPs back in the day, but maybe it might be time to cull the herd a little bit.

Everyone making shit on the SCP community is a 15 year old guy

I don't particulary mind the Succubus girl, but I understand she's been heavily edited as time passed.

Honestly if it came to changing stuff I'd rather go and remove 076's stupid ass sword summoning shit

Anyhow, opinions on the Mary Sue researchers?

>Anyhow, opinions on the Mary Sue researchers?
They're a mistake. Even the SCP mods admit that. They were created when SCP first started and the community was small and roleplayed, but now that SCP has become as big as it is, the characters don't fit the canon anymore. It just doesn't make sense for people who are more anomalous than even some SCPs to be walking around freely and interacting with SCPs (anomalous entities interacting with other anomalous entities are a huge no-no in the SCP Foundation, so it's kind of contradictory and also dangerous that Clef and other anomalous beings are allowed to do that).

UIU is my favorite even if they are known to be UIUseless

As far as I know, only Clef is a real problem isn't he? Bright is still an actual SCP, and Gears is not actually anomalous. Not sure what Kondraki's actual deal is.

As far as SCP interaction goes besides Bright, 493 is actual foundation staff, 507 helps out with some safe SCPs and is """technically""" clearance level 3 staff, and 492 has clearance level 1. Even if it downplays the distance kept between the foundation and the anomalies they hold, I really do like the concept of some of them actually fully supporting them despite their prisoner status.

There was a thread I wondered through that said the SCP foundation had an infestation of edgy anime OCs. That Derek's weird considering the sites format.
Please explain?

The site didn't always have the strict format and moderation it has now, and being an open project it was inevitable that some kids would add their edgy self insert OCs and/or their waifus. Most of it (sadly not all) has been pruned or heavily edited to better fit the more somber mood that the Foundation has acquired.

Of special note is that some of the recurrent doctors created by the mods/admins ended up becoming Mary Sues because of a practice they used to have of "decomissioning" SCPs. When an SCP was considered shit, instad of outright deleting it they wrote a canon story of how the Foundation researchers destroyed the objects in question, and eventually started getting retarded when they managed to survive and destroy some really broken shit.

Couldn't help but realize that there's a perfect fit for the UIU in vidya as well.

A couple of years back, someone made a necrophiliac that brought the corpses he fucked back to life (not 100% sure what he actually did).

He stayed around for a few days until he was down voted to oblivion

SCP 076.

Why.

Why.

It's funny how the Cain expy, who is almost universally edgy as shit in every setting he appears, is a meek and perfectly fine SCP.

Not bad OP, not bad at all.

I kinda just want to see him go against some of the more terrifying/intelligent SCP's and see how they react to him and his immortality.

If bung does go with a over-arching plot, It would be cool to see more of the D-Class scp's and the psychiatrist.

>brother was a cunt
>gets punished for killing his brother
>his punishment is a wife

poor boy was whipped

This one wasn't as good as the other two, but I still enjoy it. I do wish people would stop saying "NETFLIX" or "ADULT SWIM" cause that would be literally impossible due to so many different people contributing to the SCP "lore".

Post your SCPs user

...

I tried to write a few a long time ago. Never actually finished them, probably never will

>A species of ethereal canines.
>Can only exist in extreme weather conditions, but otherwise dormant and invisible
>Their level of aggression and abilities varies based on the weather experienced
>Light misty rain basically makes them docile little puppies
>Torrential rain makes them more like highly aggressive wolves
>Things like tornadoes and hurricanes make them hulking omnicidal monsters

>A living ball of light which hovers a few feet off the ground
>Responds differently to different colors of light
>When observed directly, people and some animals are overcome by a desire to follow and capture it
>When cornered or trapped, emits a powerful radiation that incinerates everything within a spherical radius
>An addendum about a strange aurora-like burst of light in the sky, followed by the ball creating a massive flash of its own bright enough to be seen from space
>This caused an understandably massive forest fire

>Something best described as "what if wondertainment decided to open an outdoors-themed store?"
>Employees strongly suggest customers to make request for specific kinds of items
>Relocates itself if it doesn't get enough customers a month
>I want a fishing pole that could catch, just, anything my heart desires
>Goes fishing
>Suddenly a freshwater lake is fully stocked with sharks which the customer can catch with ease
>I want a gun for my son, he doesn't have the best aim, is there anything that's easy to aim?
>The gun has real-world aim-assist, bullet magnetism
>I want something that can kill indestructible lizard without destroying anything but the lizard
>"We'll have to have that shipped in, it should arrive in a week"
>Six days later an object the size of Pluto enters the solar system with an extremely long needle-like barrel extending from it heading directly for earth
>"Yes, I'd like to cancel my order"

>I want something that can kill indestructible lizard without destroying anything but the lizard
anyone else think it'd be better if they finally wrote off 682?

so what, have someone show it that it's better to forgive than hold a grudge towards all of humanity, 682 agrees, and then fucks off forever?

Never got around to writing it, but basically:

>boy who gains the memories and skills of those he eats (so, if he eats a track star, he'll become just as fast as them; if he eats a scientist, he becomes just as smart)
>has eaten quite a lot of very skilled and talented people and as such, has become almost superhuman when it comes to physical abilities
>is worshiped by a cult as the avatar of Akheilos, the Greek daemon believed to be the very first shark
>eventually captured by the Foundation

Would've been kind of like a tale, with the researcher assigned to him starting to view him like a son (since his own son died recently) and eventually helps him escape, but is mortally wounded. Foundation finds the researcher a ways away with his brain eaten and the boy no where to be found (he had eaten his brains to gain his memories, in a "You'll live on inside me" kind of deal).

scp-wiki.net/scp-014
Maybe they get him to interview the Concrete Man or test his stressors to see how far he can stay immobile about his condition, we maybe get some backstory of why he first became aware of his power or whatever.

One immortal to another, one who lets bodily powers defy his deaths, and the other who preserves himself through a memetic device. Then some killer being breaches and they're stuck in the room with it, and the concrete man decides he will not die to the beast as he is only concrete, and somehow survives the ordeal.

Have it be more introspective, something slow at first but building to questions about the world beyond, and wanting to know what life is like out there versus being ready to accept the world as it is in the now for forever.

youtube.com/watch?v=c-XI_1LgEik
>plays through the room
>the door faces out a window overlooking a picture of a pond with ducks and trees
'Uh... h-hello?'
>'...'
'Hello Mr. uh-
>flips through the notes
'M-Mr. Chetford?'
'...yes?'
'Hi, uh, my name is Connors an-'
'Hmm. Irishmen now.'
'Well, I me- I mean uh, it's...'
'Oh ho ho ho hoo, oh do forgive me, I understand that this world beyond me is less concerned with the past, but I am a little more, say, fixed on it, in all its trimmings. Yes, I am Robert Chetford, or was in my life before.'
'Befor- that's uh, that's what I wanted to ask you about.'
'You mean the state of me? Yes, I am concrete now, rock and stone and I will live forever. I hate to be in the way, but it is the way of things now.'
'O-okay... I just um, your 'preservation abilities', I guess, they uh, I wanted to ask about them.'
'...alright then.'
'Good, great so um, when did you first-'
'They asked me all this before you know.'
'They?'
'The men in the rooms around us. They've gone and picked who I was as far as they can and put it all a long white table. Can't a piece of concrete have some rest I say?'
'Well uh... tha-that's not what I, what I uh, wanted to talk about.'
'Oh? Then why are you here?'
'I want to know what made you fee- uh, what made you become... concrete?'
'Oh. Oh well, I, I suppose one day, I just woke up and I looked in the mirror and realized I wasn't myself anymore. So I thought my senses had left me and I needed a weekend away, but I realized, no, I am what I think I am and that's not going to change.'
'That's it? You didn't start, um, having things happen that shouldn't, and made you realize you had this stuff?'
'Well, no, but a gentlemen knows when he is what he is or isn't, and doesn't need practice to perfect that personage. Why do you ask?'
'Oh uh, no reason.'
'..Mr. Connors. I may be concrete, but I am not as dumb as it normally is.'

Theyve been a lot more useless for a pretty long while. That storyline where they take down freaking Anderson himself is epic
Their thing is lack of resources now, not lack of competency

I wish I had the factory porn scp.

anything you want just type it in the search bar.

>make porn of various people
>blackmail them

They should just retcon Clef into something akin to the memory parasites from Rick and Morty. Just make it some weak-ass SCP that writes itself into the memories of other events as a superpowered god creature. Most people don't question why he's there and the ones who do are too scared of him to think too hard about it. That also explains why he looks weird in photographs.

They have one that's kinda like that, but backwards. There's one SCP that's apparently some researcher they keep finding evidence of that nobody remembers existing. They find him in case files and office picnic photos

>That one SCP that's an entire office with the will of a deceased site researcher
>Various office supplies can move around, and is able to do basic deskwork via typewriter and filing cabinets
>Insists that people not trust him and that he not be allowed to work on anything too top secret, because they have no way of knowing if he really is the former researcher or just some SCP pretending to be him
>Researcher is given a posthumous award for being so dedicated to SCP goals that he possibly prevented a massive SCP anomaly from spreading outside his office after it imprinted his personality on itself.

Eh, they only keep 682 around so nobody writes a “my SCP is the strongest and can kill all other SCPs” thing again.

Well that took a turn halfway through.

You can't justify cancer by saying it stops more cancer.

Yeah, I really didn't expect it to have such an uplifting ending.

I've seen people use "it can kill 682" as a reason why their edgy OC is cool, so the system doesn't work.

Yep. If anything, it'd be better to just send 682 to Venus where he can live out his days on a planet where he doesn't have to look at anything disgusting.

You can justify a small amount of cowpox to prevent smallpox

If you're talking about that cave, then that one was pretty cool in its own right

See 682 is seen as a challenge. Something to top.

this reads like the dumbest bullshit, but i love it
link?

scp-wiki.net/scp-086

The dumbest bullshit is the best part about SCP

Who's the Family Man? This guy?
scp-wiki.net/scp-1227

>go into this cold
>dude has infinite continues

YES

>That one SCP that’s a house with a foggy window that a being from a different dimension uses to talk with
>Most of the time it’s just being super racist towards
The dangerous SCPs are cool but these silly ones are always so entertaining
>The SCP that’s a love machine that gives the name and address of the person’s true love
>The camera that shows what the subject would rather be doing when a picture of them is taken

You left out the best parts
>Reported himself to the staff on-site
>Had his own clearance revoked
>Edited his own article to bump up his object class with the clearance he shouldn't have
Dr.[REDACTED] doesn't mess around when it comes to SCP protocol

*being super racist towards humans
Can’t believe I fucked that up

>The SCP that’s a love machine that gives the name and address of the person’s true love
Haven't read this one yet. Mind linking it?

It's okay. You're only a human, after all.

Oh god, that's hilarious.

>SCPs that have simple, yet quirky effects that are mostly harmless
>Researchers find the one specific scenario in which the object causes someone to get horribly injured

Can't remember the number, but technically it only shows you who you would be a excellent match with, and how to get together with them.

Two of the people who tested it were already married, and it said they were perfect for eachother.

...

>Two of the people who tested it were already married, and it said they were perfect for eachother.
that is the cutest thing I've read all day

scp-wiki.net/scp-2203
Found it, here you go

I feel like I missed some background for this one...

why did the scientist turn into a wall of flesh when he tried to look (?) at the USB stick? is that an SCP, or...?

>That one SCP-j that's a demon
>Keeps telling them how to contain him better while calling them idiots for getting it wrong
>Just sits there and lets them set everything up just to prove his point
>His reaction every time he realizes what he just did

>that last one
It's Agent Towson, isn't it?