Mighty Thor#23 Storytime

Last time around War Thor was fighting females Ragnaros and he is not about to fate Jane

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Aaron is the worst Thor writer ever

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ah, shit, I missed last issue

That title goes to Fraction, what's he doing these days anyway?

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Fraction's Ages of Thunder was terrific though

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it was the worst Thor I ever read and was so bad I swore of Fraction forever after that

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His run was solid before Whor

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Gez Jane how come you get to have TWO hammers?

because creator's pet

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Two hammers for two boobies.

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Oh fuck off, Aaron

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OH FUCK OFF, AARON. FUCK YOU.

>battling Cancer

Fuck Jane. This would be decent if sattlhe was actually fighting cancer. However she is not being Thor removes chemo so she hasn't even tried to fight. She threw in the towel and is riding out the symptoms with Thor magic. Don't even get me started on turning down asgarding help.

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I'm getting cancer from this fucking book. How can one issue be so good(the origin of War Thor, Asgardians riding space boats into battle against Shiar spaceships) and then Jane comes in and it becomes utter shit?

Common guys it's not like it lasted long

hmm, what realm are they going to summon back from the amount of magic they expend here?

You don't exactly fight cancer, you just have it.
Then you take chemo, which poisons both you and the cancer, but she burns it out with Mjolnir anyways. And I assume while in Thor form the cancer has no effect on her whatsoever except as a minor reminder that she'll have it back if she gives up the hammer.
This writing seems kind of shit.

Goat packs a serious punch
Editor mandate?

Ass attack.

>you think I cannot understand war! Try battling cancer
SO BRAVE YESSSS

So the Ultimate hammer now has the power of an entire universe, while Mjolnir has the storm, a power that took out half a universe. Damn Ultimate Hammer is powerful

Dude, don't post pictures in a storytime thread. What's wrong with you? Have some fucking respect.

>Rage of an entire dead Universe
Shouldn't it be two dead universes? Kind of, sort of.

Makes one wonder just how strong Ultimate Mjolnir really is now.

Isn't this Doom Mjollnir? From Battleworld's Thors comic?

>Marvel
>respect

>That size difference
His dick would break her in half
Your point?

fucking lame, and I was going to defend parts of Aaron's run on Thor...He seems to have good ideas but they always take a shitty direction. Just like Unworthy Thor, great up until the last book

Ultimate universe energy.

How manny hammers are there now?

Cancer storylines still make no sense in the marvel universe. If they can make Nanobot sentinels then they can make nanobots that go into the body, scan cells, and then remove the cells that that have screwy DNA/RNA. It should be completely trivial, if expensive, for them to do.

BUT YOU'RE AREN'T FIGHTING CANCER JANE
YOU'RE SPECIFICALLY DOING THE OPPOSITE BY BEING THORRRRRR

Wasn't battleworld just stitched together remnants?

Respect to people who read this, numbnuts. We're all here to feel the pain, not to enjoy the writing.

I think the scanners missed a page, because it feels like there is a page missing.
It think it's both.

Wrong page, man

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what that's it?
no dropping the hammer?

this, she is just ignoring cancer until it kills her suddenly next time she drops the hammer.

Take it with the scanners not me.

what. a. cunt.

I for one hopes that we get to see more war thor

Are they still doing that Roxxon thing? Jesus Christ.

He is on the next cover.

I love Toothgnasher, say what you will about his run, that goat is fucking GOAT

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user you know what we say about covers.

in this run it has a sentient storm in it, Odin says he trapped it

>His dick would break her in half
it's cannon

Sorry for the pic during storytime but it's much needed reference material

Only regular Mjolnir has that.

>Thirsty for more
no Marvel, just no

>Sorry for the pic during storytime
Storytime is over son

>two magical hammers yet they still refuse to simply heal her cancer so the Mary Sue can have her tragic end.

This comic is so fucking bad. It hasn't gotten any better since the beginning. That fuck who keeps going "muh two pages" can go fuck himself, stupid Tumblr cunt. This is just pure shit.

yeah, in this storytime it says the Ultimate hammer has the power of an entire dead universe. I assume that means the Ultimate one

Balder looks badass, just fucking give me a story about him and skip this shit.

I like Jane Thor and I like Aaron's run.
I think this issue is good.

Nope, that goes to Fraction followed by Jurgens.

>Lightning Kamehameha
Man, why can't this book just be about War Thor.

Imagine how jealous DOOM would be...

I'd love a book about Thorstagg. Or even just give Vostagg the Staggerlingly Perfect a mini

Isn't he already? Volstagg is perfect. With Whor and Odinson acting as they are Volstagg is the best Asgardian

>the hammer would be drenched in blood
bitch spoiled it right there, I'm guessing. But I'll read on to see when the slut knocks him out.

I meant that DOOM would be jealous of Vlostagg's huge canon dick, since he's canonically a dicklet.

Is that why when he got Asgardians from Loki he dissected them? In order to learn how to get a bigger dick?

Shut up Jane, people offered to cure the cancer but you refused.

Well, immortality was the main goal, but yeah, it's possible. Shame that plotline never went anywhere.

>be better
>behave like gods
PICK ONE

was a fun arc. Thanks TNG

You know this is pretty insulting to actual cancer patients. Considering she's only moving around because of magic. Also, because she hasn't actually suffered from it's long term effects.

no, it's just 616 Mjolinr and Ult Mjolnir. Nice Reed presumably erased Doom's hammers when he took over the multiverse.

This is actually an excellent point.

I you guys fucking new or something?
Did you not read Godbomb?
Fuck off with your fake outrage.

Godbomb was overrated. Malekith the Accursed was far better

Godbomb was good. This is not. I'm not sure what point you're trying to make.

Aaron has easily wasted any respect he gained from his non-Jane Thor.

This is a hot opinion.
>I'm not sure what point you're trying to make.
Y'all are just making a big deal about muh two hammers because she's a woman and not muh.

Which, frankly I'd be miffed about too, but it's already been shown that two hammers isn't that big of a deal, and besides, this Jane doesn't get two pure Mjolnirs.

You just want to bitch about nothing basically. It's transparent and payed out.

>You just want to bitch about nothing basically.
you're lacking something. a certain... awareness... of self.

>you're lacking something. a certain... awareness... of self.
Wrong.
Why do you think I'm in this thread?

I mean, we're generally more annoyed about the most ham-fisted page of the year in the same issue.

Thor has spent decades earning the right to do outlandish things like wielding two hammers. Jane's been Thor for all of five minutes, and has apparently earned all the same rights. It's really not about her being a woman, and you're actually the first one to bring it up. Maybe it's you with some unresolved issues.

Oh fucking please

She's not Jane, she's Thor, so wouldn't that mean she has the right to do what Thor can do?

>it was the worst Thor I ever read
Explain?

>Paltry
>PALTRY?
That beard is MAGNIFICENT and you know it.

My grandmother died of cancer. Jason Aaron, You can go fuck yourself with a rusty hammer for this cheap attempt at tragedy porn.

For fuck's sake, Thor is a GOD OF WAR, you stupid bitch.

what type of cancer does she have anyway?

Aaron will keep pushing them until either everyone loves them, or more likely, he's taken off the book.

The non specific kind, where it could be literally any one.

Reminder that Jane is a fucking nutjob who wants to be sick

is it really battling cancer when you refuse the option to cure it?

Deadpool's.

Well she is getting treatment just the human way.