I thought when you got old your sperm dries out and you can't father kids?

I thought when you got old your sperm dries out and you can't father kids?

how did a 70 year old manage to get an erection and actually get cum to come out?

did he adopt baron?

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High energy semen.

protip: a man can procreate as long as he has access to viagra, women top off at 35, 40 max

He stuck his dick inside her, glared down at the jizz in his balls and said:

"You're fired"

He wasn't 70 when he got her pregnant...

Okayyyyyyyyyyyyy, that kid has grown fast in a couple of months, ooorrrrrrrrrrr he conceived the child at age 60.

KEK

fucking kek

t. low test responder

Janet Jackson pregnant at 50

fuck lmao

>retarded shills
At least they're helping us get to 100000000.

>I thought when you got old your sperm dries out and you can't father kids?
Where the fuck did you hear that? Men aren't women.

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Baron isnt 1 years old you fucking twit

He used some of Michael Jackson's sperm that is stowed away tomimpregnate women since he's not heterosexual.

Baron is half black. He shares a lot of similarities to Prince.

A man can sire children indefinitely. When a woman reaches middle age she loses her fertility and eventually goes into menopause.

Clone.

My mom had me when she was 41

>notsureifserious.jpeg

Men don't stop producing sperm

10th president of the US John Tyler, who was born in the 1700s, had his first children in his 70s

So did those children. John's grandchildren are still alive today.

That explains it.

this

That kid Is the real power behind this operation.

>I thought

Naw. Oldtimer's have been knocking up that young stuff all the time.

Probably explains why you're an autist

My astounding good looks and sharp wit? Sure

hahaha

TIME TRAVEL you dumb noob!

>I thought when you got old your sperm dries out and you can't father kids?

>UK Education

he had him when he was like 58

Trump is an exceptionally fertile man.
He has more sperm in his giant balls then most 20 year old nu-males.

>tfw barron is only ten years old and is already almost as tall as me

Man, manlet feels...

Needed that laugh

Same age Barbara was when she had CWC, we all know how that turned out

He'll probably stop growing earlier than most kids

oh shit

here is a pic that should help you find porpoise in your life

Maybe it is Macaulay Culkin's child. He seems to be the go to man among celebrities for sperm.

they might stop just to spite us

I hope he didn't use his own sperm. Men over 60 who have children have a high chance of having children with schizophrenia, since the sperm is old and damaged.

It wouldn't surprise me if Baron ends up being the black sheep once he starts hearing the voices.

Women dry out after menopause, technically a 90 yo man could sire a kid if he could get it up at all.

>Daddy is 6'2
>Mommy is 5'11 which is tall for women
He's good anyway

Superior genetics, that's why Baron is so tall (trump is 6 foot, look at how close baron is to his height in that photo, aged like 9)

This. Our body always makes fresh new sperm so unless something is wrong with your balls you should have viable healthy sperm until you die. Women have one batch of eggs and that's it, and they degrade over time. Although my mom claims she had some kind of treatment done after a tubal pregnancy before she had me that made her body make new eggs. She was 33 but I don't feel like an old egg sort of person.

>I hope he didn't use his own sperm. Men over 60 who have children have a high chance of having children with schizophrenia, since the sperm is old and damaged.
>high chance
Can you put that in context, please? Say, compared to the chance of a woman over 40 producing a downie?

How tall is he? Can't find anything on google

I didn't know donkeys could get that old

OMG LMAO

scientificamerican.com/article/children-with-older-dads-at-greater-mental-illness-risk/

time.com/10539/more-bad-news-for-older-dads-increased-risk-of-kids-with-mental-illness/

cbsnews.com/news/aging-dads-more-likely-to-have-kids-with-autism-adhd-schizophrenia-and-more/


>Dads who wait until age 45 to have a child may face a significantly increased risk their offspring may have mental health and academic problems including autism, ADHD, schizophrenia, suicidal ideation, low IQ scores and failing grades.

>a child born to a 45-year-old dad was 25 times more likely to have bipolar disorder, 13 times more likely to have ADHD, 3.5 times more likely to have autism, 2.5 times more likely to exhibit suicidal behavior or a substance abuse problem, and twice as likely to have a psychotic disorder like schizophrenia when compared to kids born to a 24-year-old father.

I was six foot when I was 13 man, this shit can happen when you're not a fucking manlet.

Starting from the age of 29, each year that goes by your seed gets less and less capable of reaching your full genetic capability, meaning the longer you wait to have kids, the more likely they will de defects

...

Considering that his dad was in his sixties and his mom was in her forties there's a 99% chance that Barron has actual autism. that's how he ended up on Sup Forums

>implying any of michael jackson's kids are biologically his own

I'm Baron

>reads OP post happy to see an interesting thread on Sup Forums for once
>looks at picture and notices baron a 10 year old is almost as tall as trump who is 6 2
>user at 22 is probably same height as baron or at most an inch taller

pls kill me

Trump imported Melania for her specs. She's goddamn tall, this kid is going to be a monster

>tall and good looks
>wealthy
>autism level intellect
>residual fame from your father, savior of western civilization
When he gets to mating age, you don't want your girlfriend within a mile of this guy.

Heard he has ED.

Not even making this up.

This is true, the chances are high.

Well Donald is like 6'3, so judging by OP's pic, I'd say Barron is around 5'6''-5'7''.

super male vitality

>6'3
Haha, no he isn't. Here he is standing next to Jeb, who's actually 6'3. Trump is at best 6'0, and probably even under 6.

>Trump imported Melania for her specs. She's goddamn tall, this kid is going to be a monster
Eric and Don Jr. are both taller than Donald and Donald's been upgrading every time he gets a new wife. Barron is going to be a goddamn 8-foot giant. You'll vote for him in 2024 or he'll smash you with his enormous fist.

maybe jeb is 6'6"

It's obvious to anyone who is paying attention, that at some point in Timeline A, the Bernstein timeline, Baron Trump invented a time machine and used it to go back in time, kill his father at an unspecified time and assume his father's place, but with knowledge of the future, this paradox caused our universe to split from Timeline A, and now we are in Timeline B, or the Berenstain universe.

Why would Jeb lie to make himself look worse?

That's Fred Trump in disguise.

Haven't you heard of the timelines, user?

/thread

cuz 6'6" is kinda too tall he just wanted to be normal for once

i heard this youngster knows a thing or two about the cyber

>he just wanted to be normal for once
That does actually sound like Jeb. Maybe you're right.

Jeb is probably an inch taller.

Your sperm never dies. Men can reproduce no matter how old they get as long as nothing crazy happens and they can get it up.

Learned it in basic college biology a few years ago. Something to do with a sperm's cell cycle. Business major so can't go into details.

The amount of drugs you need to take to make children at that age that won't die in utero is asinine

Can anybody tell me why women in their 20s engage with men double their age and have kids at college level?

Rich with autism is a good combo; means he has enough money to do whatever he wants. Its not being rich and autism thats bad

Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. Makes sense his swimmers would be healthy

You thought wrong, kangaroo fucker