HE JUST KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT

How many souls has he harvested at this point?

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The joke is he takes away people who WEREN'T supposed to die yet you fucking reddit piece of shit, kill yourself.

>le forced board culture maymay

As expected of nu/co/

You ok, user? Need a hug?

>How many souls has he harvested at this point?
How many breads have you eaten in your life?

How much time did Hefner give him?

>Kaziklu is a chav
Of course.

>you're not supposed to die at 91

None, the joke is the the steals life from comic creators, not fucking everyone.

That being said Stan will be dead by this time next year. Mark my words.

Stan Lee, Queen Elizabeth, and Jimmy Carter are fucking immortals your mongrel. The souls of the innocent powers them.

I swear to god they are going to be alive by 2050.

What's having autism like?

Not much, Hef was living off sex energy for years.

>forgetting Cher

There can be only One user, Sooner or Later The Gathering will happen and the few remaining Immortals will meet on a far distant land to fight for the prize

Was heffner an SJW?

Is he branching out to anime and manga for more souls?

Imagine being so new that you have to try this hard to fit in.

I thought these threads first started popping up when any comic pro, young or old, popped their clogs

over 9000

liberals' love/hate relationship with Heff was always amusing

its funny

that guy who bought the PB mansion had to live with hef until he died

what was THAT like?

at least we can all agree on this one

I want Stan to die just so this unfunny meme dies with him.

yeah

your supposed to live until your like 900, like Noah and build an ENTIRE ARK

No. Just an oldschool gentleman.

I've seen people use it for random celebs now a few times.

I thought it started around Dwayne McDuffie?

he never was, he was Old School.

>My picture is on there

Also what happened to FBG? I miss her

not refering to women as bitches dosent make you an sjw. i prefer the term ho's

will he defeat this daring soul?

Redwood is a manlet AND a nigger. That's like the worst combo. If you're black and under 6 feet, you should just hang yourself.

RIP, Stan .The world is less alpha.

Hefner is down, only Stan Lee, Bob Barker and Betty White remain. Only Bob Barker has passed down his role as a member of the alliance, will Drew Carey alone have to defend us in the coming world war?

Cher is an android, user

That still sounds like a retard

Only rapers and hoodrats refer to all women as bitches and hos.

Hefner had that old school class and men back then only used those terms for women they really hated.

When the Queen kicks it there's gonna be chaos

Hell be fine.

He isn't under 6 feet

....so whose king of hearts?

velma cosplayer?

He made women have sex with dogs for his private video collection, user.

He wasn't much of a gentleman.

Let's not forget Putin and Keanu Reeves.

>forgetting the real lich

Keanu is perfectly immortal though, like Vandal Savage. He needs no souls to sustain himself. Putin is one of those monsters that exists as long as people believe he exists.

...

cher is only 70, the others have like 20 years on her. she's not there yet.

Keanu is sustained by his own suffering

>bestialist pedophile
>gentleman

somebody that doesn't age can become a lich?

Who's this? Araki?

When you memesters call someone a "Chad," this is the face I will, from now on, picture.

i thought stan lee's immortality was because he's a lich whose phlactery is the physical embodiment of jack kirby's hopes & dreams

Here comes a new (old?) challenger!

But those are gone forever

You really have no idea what oldschool gentlemen were like, do you?

>Hef was living off sex energy for years.

Hef was an incubus.

Wouldn't it have been funny if, after all these years, Hefner actually turned out to be extremely gay?

>forgetting the real lich

That would be Keith Richards.

>Julius Caesar

That's Putins old name.

>We had to endure decades of that shit bunnysuit fetish because of this fucker

I hope Stan enjoyed it.

>Wouldn't it have been funny if, after all these years, Hefner actually turned out to be extremely gay?

He was an old school gentleman. And by old school I mean really old school, like ancient roman old school. Hence the orgy mansion, the rumours about paying girls to fuck dogs, and yes, he was bisexual.

>i thought stan lee's immortality was because he's a lich whose phlactery is the physical embodiment of jack kirby's hopes & dreams

There are a bunch of theories about Stan's immortality.

One is that he is merely the mortal guise of Odin walking the earth.

Another theory is that he constantly reincarnates.

And some people believe he just leeches off of others life forces (explaining why Frank Miller turned into freddy kruger so suddenly).

>bunny suit
>shit
No user, it is (You) who is shit.

>the year is 1966
>You save Hefner from a plotted assasination, from the same organization that killed JFK, and would eventual bump off John Lennon
>As a gesture of thanks, he takes you to his mansion, a glorious place of debauchery and desires of the flesh
>Rows upon rows of woman flow into the front hall, lining up to face you, clothed in the iconic bunnysuits
>Hugh, dressed of course in his smoking jacket and puffing his pipe, strolls up to you with a smirk
>"take anyone you want for tonight. Take as many as you want for tonight".
>But you only need one
>And you know the one you want
>You step up to Hefner
>slowly and lovingly caress his jacket
>You have made your choice

Oh my

Of course the most popular theory is that he is simply a Highlander. Which begs the question, will he outlast Cristopher Lambert...?

Frank Held him off and will take him down when Frank recovers

How is heffner a comic guy? Didn't he just start a porn company.

The grail can only go to one person. He's gathering power.

Heffner was a comic artist, you uncultured swine. It didn't even start with Playboy, he wanted to be a comic artist before anything else.

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He has his own rival.

EN SABAH NUR!
EN SABAH NUR!
EN SABAH NUR!

I don't get this.

Yes he is
I've met him

Keith is far beyond petty parlor tricks like necromancy.

>Keith is far beyond petty parlor tricks like necromancy.

He is actually an immortal pirate lord.

those are old tripfags/posters

>I don't get this.

They are Sup Forums posters back from when Sup Forums was love, and not a place filled with tumblr reposts.