And I finally got laaaaaaaid!!!
And I finally got laaaaaaaid!!!
Oliver Bennett
Cameron Diaz
Angel Torres
Michael Parker
...
Ayden James
What did you expect to happen when you agreed?
Levi Ward
I JUST HAD SEX
AND IT FEEEELLLLT SO GOOD
Hudson Young
[SNARE ROLL]
Zachary Sanchez
OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
Daniel Perez
I'M WAVING MY DICK IN THE WIND
Owen Bennett
WHEN I'M DANCIN' IN THE SHOW TONIGHT
Henry Cook
TAKE A PIECE OF TINSEL
AND
PUT IT ON THE TREE
Nathaniel Phillips
["Ocean Man" by Green Day plays]
Jaxson Adams
Liam Adams
Spongebob would have no trouble getting laid, Squidward is the one who would find it hard.
You can very easily imagine an episode where Squidward looks through his window and see women coming and leaving Spongebob's house and him having a mental breakdown that some idiot is getting laid and an intellectual gentleman like himself has never had sex.
Parker Clark
this will likely happen in Bunnicula
Carter Richardson
Dominic Baker
VIRGIN MAN
NEVER HELD A HAND
BARELY IS A MAN
GIRLS DON'T UNDERSTAND
Isaac Howard
Josiah Price
>the virgin squid and the chad sponge
Hell,that exaggerated chad pose looks like something spongebob would do.
Ian Russell
...
Mason Ross
kek
Parker Bennett
Caleb Howard
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
Matthew Anderson
And that was when she remembered that sponges don't have peenis
Xavier Powell
But he has a long nose that reaches all the right spots
Lucas Edwards
I HAD A WAY THEN
LOSING IT ALL ON MY OWN
Zachary Scott
The joke of the episode would be he thinks Spongebob has a girlfriend and then it's revealed, they're just friends. Then when Squidward leaves, it's revealed they're friends with benefits.
Julian Campbell
...
Ayden Robinson
VIRGIN MAN
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A LOVER
DYING ALONE
IS THE REAL TRIP
Julian Smith
kek that shit was hilarious
Brayden Jones
How so?
Lucas Adams
WHO LIVES IN A VIBRATOR
UNDER THE SEA?
SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-NUTS!