A Quick Guide To The Hilarious Language Of The Alt-Right

>In the interest of education, we invite you to grab a drink, relax, and take a second to go over our handy "beta cuck" FAQ.

>So Wait ... Why Are These Insults?

>Because the people using these phrases think that the worst thing a man can be is sexually or socially submissive in any way. Back in reality, being sexually open and respectful of people -- as well as occasionally compromising -- is how normal men function in a working society.

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>No link
you're as much of a beta cuck as they are for writing it

Cringed

Faggotest shit of all time

Fpbp

Wat

What happened to cracked

my god thats beautiful, was the .gif also by ben?

(((david)))

This is so good.

What is it with trump supporters and cuckolding? I'd say their obsession borders is downright freudian.

Why, exactly is being a cuckold the most feared thing to these people and why do I think its secretly their biggest fantasy to actually be cucked?

Archived link for you guys, OP is a faggot
archive.is/oRFz8

cracked.com/blog/a-guide-to-beta-cuck-dumbest-insult-internet/

Op is a really big faggot

At least this user step up.

every man knows why beta and cuck are an insult, it's practically instinctual.

>Back in reality, being sexually open and respectful of people -- as well as occasionally compromising -- is how normal men function in a working society.

>muh (((Freud)))
A fucking LEAF

>not posting an archive link
You're as much as faggot as he.

>Back in reality, being sexually open and respectful of people -- as well as occasionally compromising -- is how normal men function in a working society.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Meaning that calling someone a "cuckold" is basically accusing them of enjoying sex in a very specific, totally legal, and perfectly fine way.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Whats happening????

>shitposting on Sup Forums has turned into real world political jargon

i wonder how many of these cuck journalists dive headfirst into Sup Forums, assuming they'll be able to get out when they're done lurking

>archive.is/oRFz8

what the fuck...this retard thinks the term alpha and beta only arouse from one study based on wolf packs? Like it doesn't apply to any other organism and only those who have read that study picked up the terminology?

it was always this way

cracked was the news site version of wikipedia, you can post and edit articles yourself without being an employee there

>cracked

There was a time i would check that site everday. What went wrong?

>Like it doesn't apply to any other organism
It doesnt really. It's kind of just a meme

>instead of calling us closeted beta cucks or s something they try to justify actual cuckoldry

I can beat a link by directly giving you a highlight.

more than enough to break the seal we desperately tried to maintain and let our ideas have a farther reach than we could ever have given them

RARE

cracked.com/blog/a-guide-to-beta-cuck-dumbest-insult-internet/

Because OP is a beta cuck and can't produce sauce.

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>beta cuck (((David))) wrote that being beta and cuck is normal

Outrage generates more clicks than humour.

People don't want jokes anymore, they want to get angry at the perceived wrongs of their enemies.

What kills me about that mindset is
>well it's legal so it's perfectly fine
This is what happens when you have fucking laws for everything, people are literally mindfucked into seeing the state as the arbiter of morality

>Cracked
I GOT SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

13 years and these niggers still haven't learned they can't ruin Sup Forums by trying to "expose" it

Anybody who can't at least understand why being a cuckold is pathetic is a fucking lost cause. You literally get off to having your manhood stripped away. You get off to losing. That is objectively pathetic.

>THEY LITERALLY DERIVE SEXUAL PLEASURE FROM HUMILIATION

>LOL DON'T INSULT THESE PEOPLE

>We are the secret forbidden knowledge that the gods tried to hide
>Man found it, and was destroyed

>as well as occasionally compromising --

>honey, you really never let me get fucked by strange black men
>w-well...I'm nott having sex with any other women?
>that's not the point dear. I'm having sex with you, and I get nothing in return, we need to compromise, can't you see how selfish you're being
>o-ok...
>I'm going to have tyrone come over tonight and fuck me
>well, I guess I'll watch and try to enjoy it
>dear, you truly are pathetic

>very specific
>totally legal
>perfectly fine

How don't these people hemorrhage from their denial and cognitive dissonance?

>defending cucks
Always funny.

Also you're a cuckold even if you don't know your woman is cheating.

>that's right goy, your gorgeous independent gf ows you NOTHING, and it's HER choice to fuck Jamal in your bed every night
>how DDDARE YOU tell her who she can or can't fuck???

It's not, newfags

alpha can apply to any dominant organism, lions, chimps, top predators, those that get first pickings at a carcass, etc.

>13 years and these niggers still haven't learned they can't ruin Sup Forums by trying to "expose" it
exposure is the worst they could do, guess it's forced red pill time for everyone

KEK frowns upon SJW cuckoldry

>being a cuck
>perfectly fine
That's exactly what a cuck would say.

too long, but well written.

>1 post by this ID

Slide thread, saged and reported

Thats not how it works in other species.
It's also not exactly how it works in wolves.
Wolf packs are families so the "alpha" is usually just the father or the oldest wolf in the pack.

Confirmed uncommon / semi-rare

Still a valid catch for newfriends

>normal men
>being a cuck

The Left need to leave their bubble once in a while.

>It's perfectly legal for you to knowingly injest cyanide
>It's totally fine!

Ben has come a long way.

>defending your wife being fucked by randoms
How far gone you are.

youtu.be/-dIh0oDEGqk
article theme song

literally like how he put "occasionally" in there

It was meant as a metaphor for leftist and they opinion on immigrants. By letting mass immigration occur it is like having your wife fucked by someone else.

PASTEBIN OR ARCHIVE, newfag

retard

the last sentence is something only a cuck could think of

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Raising another man's genetically superior child is one of the highest honors a beta male could have.

Beta cucks

So what you are saying is their traffic is actually mostly people angrily seeing how cracked has self-destructed?

ACTUAL THREAD THEME:
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Because they are cucks

>looks at Sup Forums
>looks at Sup Forums
>looks at /tg/
I know, Sup Forums was always bad, but it was never this bad!

Good post

suicide is actually illegal in the US. They will put you in prison if you fail at offing yourself.

>looks at /tg/
Don't remind me.

underrated post

You're not fooling anyone, Tyrone. Now go smoke some menthol cigarettes and let whitey do the talking.