>In the interest of education, we invite you to grab a drink, relax, and take a second to go over our handy "beta cuck" FAQ.
>So Wait ... Why Are These Insults?
>Because the people using these phrases think that the worst thing a man can be is sexually or socially submissive in any way. Back in reality, being sexually open and respectful of people -- as well as occasionally compromising -- is how normal men function in a working society.
every man knows why beta and cuck are an insult, it's practically instinctual.
Kevin Scott
>Back in reality, being sexually open and respectful of people -- as well as occasionally compromising -- is how normal men function in a working society.
Cooper Murphy
>muh (((Freud))) A fucking LEAF
Joseph Williams
>not posting an archive link You're as much as faggot as he.
Brandon Jackson
>Back in reality, being sexually open and respectful of people -- as well as occasionally compromising -- is how normal men function in a working society.
>Meaning that calling someone a "cuckold" is basically accusing them of enjoying sex in a very specific, totally legal, and perfectly fine way. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Whats happening????
Gabriel Brooks
>shitposting on Sup Forums has turned into real world political jargon
i wonder how many of these cuck journalists dive headfirst into Sup Forums, assuming they'll be able to get out when they're done lurking
what the fuck...this retard thinks the term alpha and beta only arouse from one study based on wolf packs? Like it doesn't apply to any other organism and only those who have read that study picked up the terminology?
Ryder Sanders
it was always this way
cracked was the news site version of wikipedia, you can post and edit articles yourself without being an employee there
Nathaniel Martinez
>cracked
There was a time i would check that site everday. What went wrong?
Nathaniel Butler
>Like it doesn't apply to any other organism It doesnt really. It's kind of just a meme
Eli Edwards
>instead of calling us closeted beta cucks or s something they try to justify actual cuckoldry
Andrew Howard
I can beat a link by directly giving you a highlight.
Connor Garcia
more than enough to break the seal we desperately tried to maintain and let our ideas have a farther reach than we could ever have given them
Because OP is a beta cuck and can't produce sauce.
Joseph Wright
RARE A R E
Gavin Brooks
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Asher Russell
>beta cuck (((David))) wrote that being beta and cuck is normal
Andrew Watson
Outrage generates more clicks than humour.
People don't want jokes anymore, they want to get angry at the perceived wrongs of their enemies.
Brandon Brooks
What kills me about that mindset is >well it's legal so it's perfectly fine This is what happens when you have fucking laws for everything, people are literally mindfucked into seeing the state as the arbiter of morality
Benjamin Morgan
>Cracked I GOT SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Cameron Anderson
13 years and these niggers still haven't learned they can't ruin Sup Forums by trying to "expose" it
Liam Ortiz
Anybody who can't at least understand why being a cuckold is pathetic is a fucking lost cause. You literally get off to having your manhood stripped away. You get off to losing. That is objectively pathetic.
Hunter Kelly
>THEY LITERALLY DERIVE SEXUAL PLEASURE FROM HUMILIATION
>LOL DON'T INSULT THESE PEOPLE
Charles Campbell
>We are the secret forbidden knowledge that the gods tried to hide >Man found it, and was destroyed
Leo Miller
>as well as occasionally compromising --
>honey, you really never let me get fucked by strange black men >w-well...I'm nott having sex with any other women? >that's not the point dear. I'm having sex with you, and I get nothing in return, we need to compromise, can't you see how selfish you're being >o-ok... >I'm going to have tyrone come over tonight and fuck me >well, I guess I'll watch and try to enjoy it >dear, you truly are pathetic
Grayson Brown
>very specific >totally legal >perfectly fine
How don't these people hemorrhage from their denial and cognitive dissonance?
Bentley James
>defending cucks Always funny.
Also you're a cuckold even if you don't know your woman is cheating.
Levi Clark
>that's right goy, your gorgeous independent gf ows you NOTHING, and it's HER choice to fuck Jamal in your bed every night >how DDDARE YOU tell her who she can or can't fuck???
Samuel Clark
It's not, newfags
Camden Jackson
alpha can apply to any dominant organism, lions, chimps, top predators, those that get first pickings at a carcass, etc.
Cooper Mitchell
>13 years and these niggers still haven't learned they can't ruin Sup Forums by trying to "expose" it exposure is the worst they could do, guess it's forced red pill time for everyone
Kayden Roberts
KEK frowns upon SJW cuckoldry
Jace Roberts
>being a cuck >perfectly fine That's exactly what a cuck would say.
Evan Green
too long, but well written.
Jayden Nguyen
>1 post by this ID
Slide thread, saged and reported
Alexander Fisher
Thats not how it works in other species. It's also not exactly how it works in wolves. Wolf packs are families so the "alpha" is usually just the father or the oldest wolf in the pack.
Charles Bennett
Confirmed uncommon / semi-rare
Still a valid catch for newfriends
Blake Roberts
>normal men >being a cuck
The Left need to leave their bubble once in a while.
Hunter Rogers
>It's perfectly legal for you to knowingly injest cyanide >It's totally fine!
Justin Rodriguez
Ben has come a long way.
Jordan Carter
>defending your wife being fucked by randoms How far gone you are.
It was meant as a metaphor for leftist and they opinion on immigrants. By letting mass immigration occur it is like having your wife fucked by someone else.
Luke Cook
PASTEBIN OR ARCHIVE, newfag
Christopher Wilson
retard
Josiah Hughes
the last sentence is something only a cuck could think of