Smash or pass?

Smash or pass?

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would make tuna salad

Pass
I don't wanna cuck Doug

But he does that himself.

Smash

I'd like to put my mayonnaise in her

I'd squirt mayonnaise on her pattis if you catch my drift

Pass thanks to the Disney version

>It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’

>So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.

>I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?

>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’

>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

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her legs look a lot better here than in

Pass because sticc is shit.

Now, for the thicc one...

Doug looks super creepy when he's not flatly stylized. He should have normal hair when he's drawn in perspective.

No need to.
"Melvin" already did that.

Pass, bitch made home school sound like a good option. It wasn't.

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lets have some Beebe too

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WHAT YOU DID WAS RAPE DOUG

That's not post weight loss Connie.

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Not Connie? Pass.

Super Smash Bros. Mayonnaise.

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BB used to remind me of someone, and I was more than fine with that.

If she was presenting: smash
If i had to try: pass

Pudgy Connie was still cute, but svelte Connie was a knockout.

HONK HONK

Why does it look like she's being sprayed with semen?

She may as well be nude.

I'm 90% sure Patti was a lesbian.

Just realised there's no Judy in this thread.

The only change I liked from the Disney version

He goes on in the interview to say that if he did a Doug revival he would make this canon... except maybe put Patti with a long-term boyfriend instead of a husband so there's hope.

God damn I have never read anything more pathetic.

Post Disney Patti

Ugh, I ended up spending most of my Saturday going through old Doug episodes because of this thread.
God damn it.

Severely overlooked redheaded big sis considering her personality.

She's the older sister I never got to roughhouse with.

Childhood is idolizing Patti.
Adulthood is realizing Judy is the superior choice

noice screencap m8

Smash in front of Doug

that episode where Patti dresses up like a boy to make the baseball team made me a lesbian

smash

Her swimsuit is the same color as her skin

Oh shit the show runners knew what they were doing

The patrician choice.

You think Judy would do her just to piss off Doug?

Either that or they ran out of the required paint colour.

Smash HARD til she calls me "Daddy".

Ops , sorry for that
I made a new one .

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She's a sticc, but Patti was super cool. She'd be a fun lay.

Yeah what was up with that? I can remember practically every detail from the Nicktoon but next to nothing from the Disney one.

I know there was that one sort of smug jock guy that got introduced at the middle school who Doug saw a rival to Patti, but didn't she and Doug eventually admit they had feelings for each other?

It happened in the movie, but I never saw it

Actually does anyone have a mega or torrent

Cause I don't see Disney releasing that again anytime soon

Now if only this pic was digitized.

Judy looks so innocent without her shades.

>she ends up cute
Strange

go ahead and cuck him Doug loves being a pathetic wimp

Too late user he was cucked in real life

he already gets cucked by the one and only

She's pretty much a grown up Madeline.

Shut up Doug.

kek

i only want to smash JUDY

Smash, pound and pulverize.

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She looks like Amelia Bedelia's long lost cousin sister or cousin.

I'd rather fug Porkchop to be honest.

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Really great reviews of episodes from a certain perspective!

Who hasn’t smashed her besides Doug?

wish this guy would update again

Surely you jest

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The fuck?!

He's gone through every Nick episode and every Disney episode that's currently available on the internet.

there's still a small handful of disney ones available online, like the one with Patti's dad dating again, or the one where Doug enters the interwebs