Talking Sex Robots With Warm Genitals Will Be on Sale Next Year

For $15,000..

inverse.com/article/23021-talking-sex-robots-for-sale-next-year

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we already have those walking around.

Roasties are getting more and more BTFO by technology every year holy shit

15000$ is cheaper than a wedding rings, wedding, honeymoon, children, divorce, alimony, and child support.

Okay when can we get lolibots

This. I'd pay 15k for a tight little one

>talking

they had ONE job, just ONE JOB!

But they are rebelling, and bleed, and have nasty fluids, whereas robots only fluids are oilbased, which smells fantastic. Also these walkers can VOTE, and affect our everyday lives.

This robot is a lot more cheaper also. 15k is like NOTHING compared to those real things you are referring to

t. muhammad

BIOCUNTS BTFO

Don't want to be first generation buyer, but I bet there already a feminist movement opposed to this...

Googles....


Yep.

that's fucking stupid because who the fuck wants a talking sex robot?

What they need to do first is to make a self cleaning orifice.

I don't even use my fleshlight because of having to clean it after use.. who can be fucked.

t. Jaques "Apoo" Chang

NICE LOLIBOT YOU GOT THERE MOHAMMED, WANNA BRING IT TO THE WHITE HOUSE?

It's supposed to be a sex doll and that's what they made it look like? I guess those in the market for a sex doll find that attractive.

>talking

for what purpose?

>unironically owning a fleshlight

To scream rape

>Talking
Why the fuck would I want it to talk?

The Give-Up Machines are real

>implying you can't turn off talking option
you guys forgot that this is a robot?

You know, am I the only one who would rather fuck a robot that looks like a robot, not a fake person?

Why are feminists against these anyway? The only people who will be pathetic enough to buy them are the exact people that all women want nothing to do with in the first place.

I would prefer a terminator face at least, that other shit is just plain uncanny

Women want those men to still want them. They don't like attention being taken away from them. They want those guys to suffer but still jerk off to them.

>warm genitals
Yeah, enjoy when the thing heats up too much and burns your fucking dick

>Of course, that’s complicated. Can a robot consent — or does it even matter? We may find out firsthand in less than a year.

Jesus Christ, can we not be SJW's for one fucking second. I swear to God, within 5 years, we'll be having trials over robot rape.

>womyn: "I know the robot is designed for sex, but that doesn't mean she wanted it! Look at her! She's emotionally
damaged!"
>sex robot: "PLEASE FUCK ME"
>womyn: "see! She's got ptsd! I'm literally shaking right now."

Screencap this.

>not throwing your sausage on the barbie to build up fire resistance

that thing looks like wojak.

t. canadian afraid of being imprisoned for any porn that isn't missionary position or light bestiality

Holy shit! This doll looks like Jeb!

Nice

>3d
Disgusting

Kek
Underrated

That's not the sexbot, you dolt.

You guys call it Barbie?

I knew a guy that would fake an Australian accent to pick up women. He said sometimes he'd drink too much but they wouldn't notice when he slipped into his American accent because they were inebriated as well

>tfw just got a new job and can afford this

What does women voting have to do with anything? If anything, if you had the balls to get a girl, you could get her to vote who you want them to vote for.
Jews did this

Or maybe he just reached his final form of the accent?
huffingtonpost.com/entry/australian-accents-drunk-settlers_us_56326150e4b0c66bae5b83ae

Because we're fast approaching the day where some half baked AI with motor driven hip motion is more pleasant company and a way better fuck than most women.

He`s not "our guy " is he Sup Forums ?

JUST

The vast majority of men are still going to stick to real women due to the stigma though. This is a complete nonissue, the only 2 groups that will be concerned with this are men who are too ugly or pathetic to get any women and women who are too fat and ugly to get anything and are worried about their last little shred of market value going away. But they're strong independent women anyway so who cares?

>jew lips

This. Only cucks can't control a woman

I want a threesome with a robot and a real girl.

I got ur lolibot rite here
*cocks shotgun*

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Ok roastie, keep telling yourself that. With the law stacked against men and women just being useless, annoying, and general filth, it will be very common for men to drop out and go with their sex bots. A simple 15k investment will save them ridiculous amounts of cash in the long run. The downside comes from the fact that only broke ass Jamal will be out the impregnating real women as he will have nothing to lose. That generation will be populated by MGTOW and single mothers with half-nigger babies.

you are missing out

They think it's an inane concept,only losers will go for it.They can't substitute a real woman.

sex is not that great. it wont be a problem until the robots are convincing as people

get back to me when they abandon the uncanny vally shit and start making robotfus that look like this.

Damn, now I need to get a job.

You would think lolis would be cheaper since they're smaller

Think they will be covered by medicare since I have ptsd and agoraphobia and do not leave the house? I only make 8.5k /yr so would take forever to buy one.

Not until they have artificial wombs and whatnot. That said, they would be better then many western women.

>You will never own a Snek from westworld robot

>sex is not that great.
I'm sorry your sex is not that great :/
Sex is one of the few moments i feel alive and like I have a genuine connection with someone.
Maybe it's a problem of mine, but it's pretty great even without the genuine connection bit.

he looks like a frog

Im gonna need a source on that. For strictly scientific purposes of course.

I agree, but after the technology is cheaper and improved upon I can easily see 5-10% of the male population thinking fuck it and just going for it.
Which is really enough to cause major social change, especially if coupled with artificial wombs or men being allowed to use a surrogate for children without being in a relationship unlike now where they do have to.

I'm not saying it will be the /r9k/ fantasy of the evil women getting their comeuppance for not going out with them when they refused to go outside and try, but yes I do think that there is a hidden reason there are already initiatives to stop this technology from women.

Keep believing.

lifelike submissive robot>western women

95% of times

>when the clunge heater overloads

Women still want those men to be beta providers when they're old and used up at 30.
If they're fucking robots and spending all that money to fuck robots, they won't be able to provide for her and her boyfriend Tyrone.

hahahahaha good one

This.
Pretty sure there are women in the marketing board.

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Who "ironically" owns one? You either have one or you don't, that mental gymnastics bullshit makes you sound like a lefty.

Maybe you could try reverse image search, retard.

Like people buying a dildo because it's funny, not because they want to use it, I guess.

Ah, but would you fuck a fat robot chick?

No health issues, no smell, just pure soft "fat".

But at the end of the day, you spent money on a fake runner dick , I'm not sure the jokes worth how much work you put into it in those cases

>15k

Imagine being that much of an Autistic though.

You could just buy the company of escorts/protitutes/whores if you're that desperate.

Or, better yet, spend the money on overcoming whatever is preventing you from getting close to ordinary women.

so is it good in the bed or is it just a glorified fleshlight?

>Girl owns a Dildo.
Totally fine and liberated sexually.

>Man owns a fleshlight.
Weird creep loser.

Why is there this double standard?

obviously for shit like compliments to boost an ego of beta male..

>overcoming whatever is preventing you from getting close to ordinary women.
The shitty and entitled nature of the average woman?
Sorry m8, money will never fix that.
But you're right, you'd be better off just getting some escorts.

A buddy of mine at work got given one as a gag gift for his 25th birthday. I guess that's a sort of "ironic" ownership.

Well when they get good enough to be passable, I think there would be a huge buy in.

we /beautiful/ now

They just can't out and say it's a moaning robot dumb-dumb

dunno how many times i posted this shit for you newfags but hey here you go. hope you learnt something new.

This is one of the most sophisticated interactive robots to date:
youtube.com/watch?v=W0_DPi0PmF0

I'm fully expecting these "robots" to be the usual sex doll, with randomized speech and a mouth that opens and closes. Maybe even blinking.

Just say it's an emotional robot.

> talking
Robots being able to shut up is one of their main advantage. Pretty sure they can remove that feature completely.

Fucking kek'd

Because we're different
But nobody cares about it anymore.

Awesome, now the white race will go extinct even quicker.

>all these beta numales complaining about women and why they suck
>meanwhile my gf is loyal, aryan, and competent

Go after those aspiring businesswomen. They've got everything a traditional girl has (thanks to business being the perfect crucible for respect and responsibility) and can also handle themselves so it doesn't feel like you're dating a child.

Ofc, if you don't have any redeeming traits yourself and can't at least stand toe-to-toe with your woman then good luck, you'll be in the cuck shed in no time. Sucks to suck

>talking

how is that a selling point?

FINALLY I can fuck a retard without having to actually fuck a retard

You're best poster itt.

Prenups, no kids, and a cheap wedding.
Stop making excuses for why you're alone. A robot wont help your misery.

Talking? Pass. How much for one that will shut the fuck up?

This appeals to me on so many levels...

You forget about men without complexes and money to spare.

BTFO

Its Hillary?

>now I realised I spend most of my time either on the Internet, eating, in the gym exercising or grooming myself.

Are people still working on that sexbot wiki?

I'm wouldn't fuck that