What do you want to see Ralph and Vanellope do?

What do you want to see Ralph and Vanellope do?

To be quite honest, I want to see Vanellope get grinded into meal and fed to the ducks, like Max and Moritz. I hate that character.

Ghostbust.

Fuck.

Seeing as how Sup Forums has even worse fetishes than /d/, I'm going to say "swap genders, then swap bodies, and then tiny Ralph vores Veleope, which causes him to grow breasts, and then pegs Marco Diaz from Star Vs. while they both are in drag."

Am I close, you sissy faggots?

Defeat the giant monkey man and save the 9th dimension!

Not get sidetracked in a single, uninteresting game setting for 70% of the film.

I want them to find out about the wonderful world of mods. In all its glory and all its horror.

Make babies.

You're asking for a miracle here, user. At least ask for something feasible.

SQUEEZE OUT HER INNARDS LIKE SHE'S A TUBE OF COLGATE, RALPH!

Don't worry, lad, they're not even doing games for the sequel.

stop trying so hard to fit in.

Why would I want to fit in with a bunch of mentally ill trannies who are incapable to separating "pornography" from "cartoons"?

I want to see them stay the fuck away from the internet.

Find out that their franchises merged, their age gap closed, and they're pretty much Peach and Mario.

You're new here aren't you?

Calm down, Zeus.

THIS

Meet Mario

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I wanna finger her so badly!

vanilla pee