So, my current girlfriend is an ex-escort and it got me thinking

So, my current girlfriend is an ex-escort and it got me thinking.

What's so bad about prostitution? It gets such a bad rap but it's just like any other business really.

lol what acuck

>The United Cuckdom

She still does some jobs on the side, but she rakes in money so who am I to complain?

At the end of the day I still get her love and affection, whilst the dudes who pay her can't get a kiss out of her.

its like eating a spoonful of cereal when that spoonful has already been inside 30+ other men's mouths.

Ultimately it doesn't really matter since its not like they ate the cereal then regurgitated it (single mom), but its still pretty disgusting since those other men are constantly at the back of your mind.

Enjoy the cancer loser.

>can't get kiss

That's what she tells you m8. $50 extra for CIM. $100 for greek. $200 for greek into CIM.

So why don't you just whore her out again, you massive cuck

Why don't you make enough money that she doesn't have to work to afford the things she wants?
Do you actually see the money? How do you know she isn't having affairs?
Do you fuck her on nights when other men have filled her with their seed before you?
Nice b8, you'll probably get replies.

Condoms, ever heard of them?

I've got he jab actually.

The fuck is greek?

the average first world adult has probably boned like 20 people or so by the time they hit 30

frankly what difference does it make if that number is 20, 30, or 100

if you're able to live with it and you guys are happy together then fuck any judgement that either of you may get for it

99% effective, you better hope lady luck smiles upon you for that last 1%

you never relax around blacks, and you shouldn't relax around whores.

I don't talk about it too much with her. When we're together it's 'us' time so to speak. Besides, she doesn't work anymore anyway. In the past 3 months she went to a dinner with a guy and that was it. The chump paid good money for that too, just to be seen with a gorgeous brunette in public.

>the average first world adult has probably boned like 20 people or so by the time they hit 30

Fuck man...I really have to catch up. Here's hoping years 23-30 have a lot more in store than 0-22 lol. At 22 I've only fucked 5 girls.

Greek is bum sex m8

They invented it

>being a cuck.

dude, your enabling her being a complete fucking slut. I'd never even consider putting my dick near a prostitute, nevermind fucking girlfriending one.

they're using their gender to good goyim shekels out of weak ass men. and you let her make you her safety net, like a fucking faggot.

next time you have sex, cum inside her at fullforce then stand up and stomp on that bitcxhes stomach so your semen comes out like a watergun then knock her out, throw her stuff out and done.

i had as many 28-30 as i did leading up to those years. young girls like older guys, grad students that don't want anything serious like older guys, girls older than you that think they are done with their degeneracy don't mind a guy a few years younger, cougars that don't want to deal with the annoyingness of a 22 yr old chad will also like you.

it's quite nice.

>my gf is an escort

How much are you paying her?

Wtf im 22 and boned 0 girls

you don't know much about it, and she will lie 100%

>inb4 my whore gf would never lie

try not thinking about the times she burned coal and ate kebab, probably got double and tripple teamed.

men fucked her and treated her like the garbage she is, and she smiled and took all the degrading things people pay prostitutes for.

but really we know this is just some cuck post fishing for the replies

What's your girlfriends name and where does she work. I want to give her my black seed since its her job right user. Make sure to lick her pussy when I do leave my mark. Taste me and enjoy.

>30

optimistic

>try not thinking about the times she burned coal and ate kebab, probably got double and tripple teamed.

That doesn't really bother me since my friends and I all swap our girlfriends anyway. I mean it's just a dick, big fucking deal, so what if it goes inside her. We even have 3somes, 4somes and orgies sometimes.

you need to get better at larping before you make threads

I'm 21 and boned exactly 0 people.

WHAT DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT DOES IT MAKE???

>What's wrong with me girlfriend having been paid to fuck dozens of guys and swallow their semen?
>Its okay that she sees sex as a casual act and does not perceive sex with other men as cheating, as long as she isnt emotionally invested in the different guys who are fucking her brains out regularly.
>She told me she loves me, and only me, and thats all that matters

why have a girlfriend?
just call her over when you need her

Bilzerian is such a waste of air

I suppose being born rich probably predisposes you to being a fucking moron, but i dont know how someone can sleep at night knowing they've never actually accomplished or earned anything on their own in their entire lives.

nothing wrong with that either man, seriously

people put so much stress on this shit as it being an indicator as to the value of your person when its just evolutionary impulse that any dumb chimpanzee can engage in

I don't know what larping is but I talked about this stuff in more detail around a week ago in another thread.

tl;dr we all work in the City and need to let off steam. Wife/gf swapping isn't exactly a new concept anyway. In fact, old people do it all the fucking time.

>Its okay that she sees sex as a casual act and does not perceive sex with other men as cheating, as long as she isnt emotionally invested in the different guys who are fucking her brains out regularly.

You hit the nail on the head. I fuck other chicks too but when it comes down to it I'll pick my girlfriend over those sluts any day of the week.

I used to date a former stripper.

I assumed she fucked guys for money on the side. She was smoking hot and I fucked her several times a day while we dated. She was ALWAYS DTF. I was young and never asked her about it, because I didnt fucking care.

I was fucking a fit, good looking woman who was a monster in the sack.

So OP, just dont think about it, think about how good what you are getting now feels.

Contrary to what some here say, dating a stripper or escort is an indicator of being a chad. But you better not marry her. Noe that would be a cuck move

Yeah great thread junior, sage.

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Holy crap man!

What is NOT bad about prostitution?

>claims to date a prossy

Doesn't know prossy lingo. I was willing to humor a b8 larp thread, but you suck.

Gonna get your gal to give me a bbbj

Give link to her escort page so I can bang your girl OP

C U C K A L E R T

Disease risk (not just for you, potential children too)
But if she's clear, whatever

Posting in a bait thread to get to that 100M

But they get her pussy

Oh man, you're describinng my chick to a T. She just loves sex so fucking much to the point where I can't keep up. 3 times a day, week in week out would destroy me and that's normal for her. But mannn, it feels so good fucking such a bad chick.

>tfw just got baited into CTR shill thread

kinda funny that YOU say that slovakbro..

>It gets such a bad rap but it's just like any other business really.

Whatever helps you get over the fact that your girlfriend is a literal whore who's swallowed about 70 liters of cum. Pathetic cuckold, find another girlfriend.

Look OP, if you're happy, you do you. But the harsh reality is every. single. odd. is stacked against you and even God has to cross his fingers for you to come out alive.

Yes, you CAN walk straight into a shit hurricane and somehow come out unscathed AND smelling just fine. But nobody in their right mind will recommend it.

Why asking? Merry her, cuckold.

Are Slovak girls sluts or something?

#rekt

Is this from Afro Samurai?

Nothing wrong with it. I used to do it when I was 17-20

>Dating a literal cumdumpster whore

ex-czechoslovakia to be more exact is known bout them cheap godtier looking whores and ofc good beer and absinthe..

That's the thing. I get the impression many chicks only really escort when they're 18-28. After that a lot leave the game.

She's gonna chest on you. Mark my words.

I dated a dancer girl when I was young, but I wised up and married a virgin.

you are going to need to build up your stamina.

work in some new tricks to keep it fresh. Public places, anal plugs, standing sex, sex swings, etc. Shit gets old fucking on the couch or bed every time.

I used to own a vibrating cock ring that set her off on cascading orgasms.

maybe he wants her to poop on his chest

You're a cuck m8. To the max.

That being said, I don't object to prostitution. Women will obviously do it whether it's legal or not so why not make it legal and eliminate the abuse and diseases associated with it by allowing them to run above the board businesses? It makes it safer for all parties involved.

>can't get a kiss out of her
>Sticks their dick right up in your girlfriend
Obviously she doesn't feel the same as you, otherwise she'd better herself for you.
Prostitution is ok, but prostitutes should be viewed with total disdain. There's nothing respectable about giving sex out as a service for cash, it's demeaning and frankly pathetic, tell her to read a fucking book and become a productive member of society

IT'S OKAY AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MARRY HER

>What's so bad about prostitution?
STDs. Even though most of the them produce visible symptons there are still STDs which can not be detected easily. Michael Douglas can tell you more about HPV.

If I were you, I wouldn't stick my mouth down her crotch.

>It gets such a bad rap but it's just like any other business really.
Most business doesn't involve you getting
>STDs
>Lowered self esteem
>Higher depression rates
>Higher chance of divorce with future partners
>Infidelity
>Chance of unwanted bastard children
The list goes on, and on why it's unacceptable for respectable woman to sell their bodies.
This goes for porn, and stripping as well. It's all red flags to stay as far away from a woman. She is obviously mentally ill if she even considers it an option.

I'm thinking of putting a vibrating anal plug in her in public next time we go out for a special meal or something. That's fucking hot.

Ideally I want a vibrator attached to her clit but I don't know if they make those things. If they don't, they should!

I sometimes wonder if pol even know what the correct use of the term "cuck"even mean.

I don't think there's anything inherently morally bad about it. But if you look at the psychology of people who go on to become prostitutes they are often riddled with mental issues which make them extremely bad bets for long term relationships.

Screencaped this shit, i'll show it to your son, this future son of a bitch (or a cuck, dunno what's worse)

>ducking phone

She's not in the game anymore. She's done one job in the past 3 months and that was just a dinner date.

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I honestly don't know.

Most don't.
It's a meme word at this point. It's like how we use the word fag. It's completely cliche at this point.

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Well, our girls ARE really attractive, but it's the czechs that have the prostitutes...

Although we have a lot of gold-diggers.

And cheers to Croatia btw. I love your country. :)

>be Sup Forums
>worship a society which worships freedom and capitalism
>get upset women worship those with money and use freedom to gain it
??
>profit

I hate this election bullshit desu. Why does the world even care about wtf happens in America? As soon as this crap is over the better and Sup Forums can go back to normal.

>At the end of the day I still get her love and affection, whilst the dudes who pay her can't get a kiss out of her.
No, they just cum on her face instead.

Then you get to kiss her, for free.

i fell in love with a couple of whores. not actual whores, but promiscuous women.

OP no matter what they say or how you think they feel, they can never love you back... But it sure as hell will feel like they do.

>worships freedom and capitalism
Sup Forums is one person

I had a gf who used to escort and who stopped years before I met her.

The problem with them is that the issues that got them into escorting in the first place may or may not be fully resolved.

...

You'[re fucking retarded. What does that Hillary and Trump have to do with tis. Fuck off Shart in Mart.

this

fpbp

>Cum in side her at fullforce
>stomp on that bitches stomach so your semen comes out like a watergun

Top kek

?

Pol in general is extreme free market and extreme free choice with regards to body

This Thead is more like

"She's a slut cause she won't sleep with me for free"

All the signs are there though

There's nothing wrong with prostitution as long as it's highly regulated to ensure the safety of the workers and their clients and to prevent the spread of stds.

>It gets such a bad rap
You can blame puritans and feminists for that.

cheers to croatia for what exactly m8?

Getting real tired of seeing that fuckface.

Does that mean you get to sit at home all day and play vidya while she gets railed by random strangers?

Dating a prostitute may be the red pill of NEET life. Rent, tendies, and internet all paid for and you still get to fuck a hot bitch on occasion. Only downside is you have to share her and might end up catching aids.

11/10 post OP you really enriched my life

For being Slav-bros and for having such a beautiful country and such nice ppl.

she has to be the right kind of person to do it, but if she is, it's a pretty good job

get paid to get laid

pretty young escorts easily clear six figures

do i look like a fuckin croat to you? ironic coming from you since we get mistaken for you guys 3/4 of the time

weird, she looks like my gf...

Who really wants all those leftover cells from previous fucks swimming around in your gf's brain and any subsequent foetus?

>So, my current girlfriend is an ex-escort
You should be fucking deported. Into the sun.

This is bait but I legit work with a guy that is marrying an active hooker.
He keeps talking about how she brings home like $5k a week like he's proud of it.

When it comes down to it everybody's %100 sure he just gets off knowing his girl is getting dicked by other dudes.

>former hooker

>a guy that is marrying an active hooker

That is just sad.

Anyone have that tweet? The one with the cuddling?