Friendly reminder that Plastic Man once disguised himself as a dress and duped Big Barda into wearing him all day

Friendly reminder that Plastic Man once disguised himself as a dress and duped Big Barda into wearing him all day.

what a savage

One can only hope to be half as great as the greatest.

That is disturbing.

God I wish that were me.

My fetish.

Which? Plas or Barda?

Both

Plus he got some choking play.

I don't think she's playing.

Yeah it is. Plastic man always comes off as more annoying then funny or endearing to me.

Isn't that sexual assault?

Yes

Well he did used to be a villain.

It was a simpler time. (1998)

Wouldn't she be naked if she knocks him out?

Yes, and?

is it supposed to look like she's grasping her own cock?

>You wanna know why they call me BIG Barda?
Big Barda Futa porn when?

And that's not a cool thing to do.
Have some respect for your teammates, especially those who are married.

new gods aren't humans therefore you can't sexually assault them.

Plastic man is almost an eldritch creature, he could tentacle rape people and instead he's doing pranks, I think that's his way to show them respects

>Plastic man is almost an eldritch creature
Barda is a literal God who is in truth is actually the size of a planet. Fuck off with this power level justification.

Like I said before, I find Plastic man more annoying than funny or endearing.

>Plastic Man
>Power Level
Dude, Plas if off the conventional charts.
Also, power levels are always like the writer wants them.

Randolph, pls go.

What's the source issue for this?

Hero of Rape. No wonder we never see him now.

Possibly.

>Plas if off the conventional charts.
Who gives a shit? Plasfags are pathetically obsessed over how he's so powerful but when's the last time Plastic man actually did some good?
>m-muh burning
The fernus arc was shit. I would rather focus on how J'onn and Blaze started dating then some half assed attempt at Martian Manhunter lore.

It's during Morrison's JLA, I want to say like 20 issues in.

Metal revealed he was locked in the bat cave.

>I would rather focus on how J'onn and Blaze started dating
>then some half assed attempt at Martian Manhunter lore.
First of all, THAN* some etc.
Secondly, the how is in said half assed etc etc.

Okay, I admit, powerlevel faggotry is dumb as hell. The actual reason why I love Plas is because fags like you who take capes way too serious get an aneuyrism each time he does something. I like fun, hence I like Plas.

>Who gives a shit? Plasfags are pathetically obsessed over how he's so powerful but when's the last time Plastic man actually did some good?
Well he saved a ton of heroes from an underwater prison guarded by Superman in Injustice.

Not helping your case.

Plastic man isn't fun though.

That was my first post in the thread, but explain how that's not "doing some good?"

>hates Plas
>hates Injustice
Man, you really ARE Elongated Dick.

>actually likes the injustice comics.

Is that why we stopped getting thread spam of Plastic man can beat anyone? Because bats beat him with a conventional metal box?

>MUH STATUS QUO
>NOT MUH

The only one taking power levels seriously is you and all the other plasfags because that's all plastic man has to offer.

Nah. The Eel's bantz is tip top.
Sinestro and Superdictator never recovered.

>The Eel's bantz is tip top.
Is it thou? I always felt like at some point having a snarky auip at hand loses it punch when you realize that Superman basically already won.

Yeah, they did this today they would get tar-pitted with angry feedback

Thing is, Plastic Man is basically a living cartoon.

...

'hic
Scuss meh, wrn' thread.

Who is neither funny nor endearing.

Everything is sexual assault in this grimdark future.

I mean.. .Wouldn't you?

Yeah but this is legit sexual assault.

Hank Pym hit Janet around the same time, and yet he's still getting shat on today, why isn't plasticman having the same treatment

You fucking know it.

Because nobody even knows about this scene.

>plastic Man is basically a living cartoon.
But he's not, which is the main problem.

You're right, he's just a cartoon and cartoons are not alive. Like Superman, Batman, the Vulture, Hawkman and every other character.

Yeah but do you think Plastic Man is funny and/or endearing?

Thats for the 2D judges to decide.

I'd question the decency of both the writer and artist behind this. I hope they realize that Big Barda is essentially Roz Kirby right? The lack of respect displayed is off the charts.

Well what I mean when I say he's not a living cartoon is that he's supposed to be an actually human being with supposedly a genuine desire to help people.
There is simply no pathos to plastic man.

Not at all.

>an actually human being
No he's not. He literally isn't human anymore, he's a sentient pile of plastic without any organs or anything.

Now fuck off and let us have a Plas thread without you bitching every 10 minutes that you don't like him.

Plas was a career criminal before his accident.

>He literally isn't human anymore.
Neither was Changeling but he still had more going on then being comedic relief.

That man he was before might as well be non-existent.

That's fine.

But Plastic Man's thing is being funny, he doesn't need more than that. He's a silly character by nature and that's why people like him.

they should play that angle more, his annoyance and jokes are just his way to desperately grasp onto a semblance of humanity.

That man was living the dream, if only for a day

>power level
doesn't apply to loony toons, which is basically what Plastic Man is

cause no one cares about DC

>That face
>The goggles
Interesting to see Sup Forums seems to be split down the middle on its opinion on Plastic Man. I've never read much with him in but this thread is making me want to.

plastic man was pretending to be iron man's armor this whole time

PM seems like a great character
Anyone got "The Essentials" of Plastic Man comics?

Kyle Baker's Plastic Man
Morrison's JLA
Police Comics

Is this issue any good?

Well yeah but this really is.

I haven't read the issue but I assume he is doing it to infiltrate an event so it would be less sexual assault and more something that would be sexual assault were there not a good reason for it.
I'm probably wrong about why he did it though.

>that Big Barda is essentially Roz Kirby
There are certain orgasms I would like to take back.

Cause shitty writers don't keep bringing up that one scene as his character defining moment.

He did it because it was funny.

thanks

Then yeah that's sexual assault.
Still funny though.

imagine putting your dick between her tits while she walks around

>Now Iron Man is dead and Plastic Man comes back and is revealed to be connected to some magic metals

...

>Because bats beat him
That's not what happened. Plas voluntarily went into confinement because Rebirth version is so powerful that he's unstable and dangerous to friends and for alike. Batman literally says this.

>that one time plastic man turned himself into the condom in superman's wallet and when superman and wonder woman had sex during a secret affair he "ripped" and let the semen pass through

Issa prank, bro

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I'll add on this user's recommendation by saying that you should read Golden Age Plas before Kyle Baker's run, because you'll be able to appreciate it more when Baker pokes a lot of fun at the golden age stuff.

Care to post a page friendo?

I now want to believe the original plastic man spammer is the writer behind this development.

>The lack of respect displayed is off the charts.
Not as much as that issue of Action Comics where Barda and Superman get mind controlled into cucking Mister Miracle and make a porno.

>Barda and Superman cucking Mister Miracle
>Roz and Stan cucking Mister Kirby
Superman = Stan "the man" Lee?

Is plastic man /ourguy/?

>her

Definitely.

No. John Byrne wrote it while he was doing Superman.

Don't have a scan, but it's one of the final pages of Dark Days: The Forge.

of course

What a fucking legend.