This is Kamala Khan. Say something nice to her

This is Kamala Khan. Say something nice to her.

She's cute.

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You aren’t a real Muslim. And that is a good thing.

She would be perfect if she wasn't muslim.

Why can't cute brown girls know the glory of bacon :(((((

Fuck you Korra.. You ruined the world

God bless India

She secretly desires the Infidel meat.

Is she freaky?

Does your husband know you're outdoors?

Yes. Yes she is.

Reminds me of a episode of Courage

>can be thicc at will
>chose not to
What did she mean by this?

Kamala is cute! CUTE!

I WANT TO KISS AND CUDDLE KAMALA

I want to impregnate Kamala with my infidel seed!

Miyazawa Kamala is so kawaii

I'm a sucker for Kamala, can't wait to pick up her Bishoujo statue.

Kamala embiggens her ass when?

This is America, buddy. Not Bongistan.

I would love to partner with her as a superhero.

>you'll never fwomp a shawarma and fries with Kamala

>You'll never have a date with Kamala in costume.

What's with the giant hands and feet? They look dumb and awkward.

I wish they'd redesign her costume.

Just get rid of the dress over the bodysuit and add some gloves. Fuck, I don't even mind if they add the hijab and remove the scarf

>You will never learn her secret identity by complete accident.

That's a theme of the book, my man.
She is awkward and insecure because teenager.
Therefore her powers reflect that.

But we love her anyway.

So insecure, she chose a fascist father figure.

Doesn't she have any real powers?
It's like a bargain bin plastic man.

she'd be a QT without the acid

Does your family know you are nor covered up from head to toe?

I think they do.

Unlike other stretchy superheroes, she emits energy when using her power. She might be more like Apocalypse than Plastic Man.

She does a good job pretending to be conservative and shy. Ironic, considering Carol fucks her brains out every night and Kamala can't get enough

I want to breed away the white race with her!

I thought she wanted infidel meat.

Delicious brown and stretchy, shape changing body is my fetish.

You're the last decent thing Marvel has done in a decade.

>tfw you will never destroy western civilization with Kamala

>tfw you will never impregnate Kamala.

She chose right.

pls don't post champions, it made kamala very uncute

SHE IS FUCKING DELICOUS

Fair enough. But it's the only saving grace for me.
It can continue for as long as Sam wins. The moment he loses is the moment the book becomes unforgivable.

>tfw you will never get a taste.

Pls don't hot glue Kamala's figurine.

>ywn see Kamala go through a sexual awakening in college.
>ywn see Kamala make her way up and down the Empire State dorms, shapeshifting at every room to indulge every occupant's fetish.

>ywn break the condom and get Kamala pregnant.

Carol's giving her infidel meat

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Stop ruining my good fetish with your crappy fetish.

Carol is shit.

I'm just describing what usually happens.

Impregnation is a GOAT fetish though.

>tfw I actually really want to see this
Just for once, I wish a mainstream comic book would show what someone would actually do if they got shapeshifting powers. There is no way anyone would have that power and not use it for sex.

>ywn see Kamala go through a sexual awakening in college.
At least Huniepop 2 will let me pretend

Imagine Kamala coming into your room and having to explain to her your fetish for 2D lolis being bukkaked by dogs.

I want to fuck brown girls because of her so...

>Muslim mouthpiece
>Le quirky XD
>Stretch powers (AKA worst powerset)
Why does anyone like her?

I love this racist perspective.
It betrays a massive lack of empathy and great short-sightedness.
Because the other side confronts the same scenario, but nobody talks about breeding black people off the planet in the name of the white race.
It's like people are convinced of their own inferiority, sure to lose even to those they deem lowly.

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Admit it. Kamala likes it.

>>Stretch powers (AKA worst powerset)
Full shapeshifting, not just stretchiness.

You can't "breed away the black" like racists suggest you can with whiteness.
Because the blackness is a taint that can only spread, not be culled by the same means.

If you put a single drop of ink into a vat of milk, the whole thing is spoiled and taste absolutely disgusting. But if you put a drop of milk into ink, only the milk is wasted.

Ohoho!
I bet she wears the mauve shoes around the village dance.
That little slattern!

>white person has kids with brown person
>kids are light brown
>light brown kids have kids with a white person
>kids are still likely to be brownish

>kids are still likely to be brownish
Why white genes is so weak?

White is clean.
Black/brown is dirty.

Rub dirt on something white, it becomes dirty.
Rub something white on dirt, it doesn't become clean.

Doesn't make the dirt superior, just means you need to remove it.

>YWN have Kamala show you a positive pregnancy test.

Whites have a phenotype that mixes easily with other races. The same can be said of every race, since those brown children aren't as brown as there parents after getting BLEACHED.

So ink is not something I want in milk.
But I can assure you, you may not see milk in your ink bottle, but in a week you will smell it.

And if they speak like a civilised person nobody will give them crap.
So they are a bit more tan. Helps with sunburns.

If you put a single drop of chocolate into a vat of milk, the whole thing is improved and taste absolutely fanstastic.

Normal white people don't get sunburns.
The Irish aren't really white, to answer your next question.

You have some pity insucurities issues there buddy
Must kill you to know that one of the USA presidents was a black guy

I'd drop my white milk into Kamala's vat if you know what I mean.

I'm German and I get sunburn a lot.
You gonna call me Irish now?

And that ends with positive pregnancy test.

Does that make white people the xenomorphs of human races?

I wanna tickle those feets of hers.

I want to massage them.

>ywn Kamala's child is also a shapeshifter like her

>food analogies

>ywn drive Kamala to the hospital after she goes into labor.

You're definitely a mixed subhuman.

Delicious fucking brown

She's Inhuman. Her kid would not have powers till it undergoes Terrigenesis.

If by "chocolate" you mean "human feces" and by absolutely fantastic you mean absolutely abhorrent.

>im a racisti

Why are racists so obsessed with human feces?
scat fetish?

>Sup Forums memes

>frogposting

Imagine Kamala cocking an eyebrow and grinning before shapeshifting into exactly that.

Kamala is for ____.

HOT, SWEATY, MESSY SEX

Lack of imagination.
If you can't envision your pinkish yellowy ass as anything but a bleached white sheet of cloth to be stained by those whose skin is of another complexion, you just don't do much thinking on whether there must or should be barriers around you.
And nothing is more immediately worthy of rejection to the human mind than feces.

stahp

Breeding myself into the Inhuman bloodline.
Via hot, messy shapeshifter sex with tons of food around to refuel my breeding mare.

You started out as a decent character.
Sadly that didn't last.
I'm sorry that SJW Marvel raped you.
But to be honest the Seeds of SJW Marvel is probably what decided to create you in the first place.

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