You're at a grocery store buying yourself hot pockets when this man comes up to you and says

You're at a grocery store buying yourself hot pockets when this man comes up to you and says
>Salam aleykum, this shop is under sharia control. Don't you know hot pockets are haram? Throw them away or else I'll chop your head off, inshallah!
What do you do?

as him why a sikh works for the muzzies

Kek and shake his hand, then tell a muzzie joke

Sage the thread

Very funny, Sikhbro.

>THAT'S A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED BLADE

Ask him why they're selling hot pockets in the store if they're haram.

kekd

4u

Was this hurrdurr I'm only pretending to be retarded thing ever funny?

The answer is no.

why do an user from Poland always start that thread?
Polish humor sucks

>What do you do?


Tell him that you have a squirt gun filled with pigs blood.

Hide, sage and report.

If you're on a sikh and destroy mission then I'm afraid your mission turbinates here.

So why's the store selling them?

explain that I am only buying them for taqiyya

Kindly offer this tanned Italian my virgin daughter in exchange for safety.

I laugh while i pull the pins to my grenades setting off the daisy chain of explosives i previously planted in the shop and fire my AK without any remote use of proper firing postures while yelling aloha snackbar because i live in a 4th world shithole that would allow a sharia police to enter anything that sells discount hot pockets.

what is worse is going in a polski shop ,its full of horse meat an dead dog sausages kek

Tell him that he's bro-tier and ask if you can have some of his mom's butter chicken

Simple

I stab him in the neck and run away before he has a chance to do anything.

I'm sikh of you guys saying he's a muslim

Shoot him.

No jawa dunecoon is going to get between me and my hot pockets

"The Lord said that things that enter the body cannot cause sin, it is what leaves the body that does, you are a sinner and you need to repent."

I don't need this world anyways, the Lord will provide for me and if this person wishes to dig themselves down a hole further then they may.

In the end, all Muslims everywhere will suffer for being heinously deceived, like all people who reject the noble sacrifice of Christ and I pity and admire their dedication to the Lord, it's a shame their religion was started by a Fallen Angel.

+ jizya tax

Teleport behind
Nothing personeL kid
Removekebab jitsu
M'lady

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Ignore the voice in my head, like I always do.

russia to respond to troops on border war incoming

Your ridiculous scenario covers up the real situation.

If someone with a weapon threatens you, and you can't fight back, you run.

Any other answer is both dishonest and stupid.

Hot pockets, muslims, haram, or convenience stores have nothing to do with this.

If a bear comes up to you and wants your food, you give it to the bear, without worrying about your pride.

Then you go back and deal with the bear when you have the resources.

Explain the difference to me in as few sentences as possible. I never learned about this kind of thing.

Hot pockets are not haram and he's not a Muslim so he can fuck off

>"o-okay s-sir"
>put them back
>wait until he turns around
>yell DEUS VULT and berry my Swiss knife in his carotid artery 27 times in quick succession
Better dud than mud.

1st thats a sikh

2nd even if he wasnt a sikh and was an actual sharia following mudslime, why the hell did he bought the haram pockets shipment in the fist place? He's just as guilty as his claims that you are.

Something something big guy etc

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Why does this get reposted all the time? We all know what a Sikh is.

Sikhism is a bro-tier peacefuk ondian religion. Islam is islam

a Sikh is a different religion from a Muslim. just fucking google it, idiot.

Who paid him to grab silly infidels

*peaceful indian

Sihks probably hate muslims more than anyone else in the world, based poo religion.

>turban
>inshallah

Sikhs wear the turbans and hate mussies.

That's a Sikh genius. They hate mooslims too. Wow you're fucking retarded.

Sikhs are basically Hindus

They hate muslims more than almost anyone

S I K H S

A R E

B R O T I E R

Sikh slide thread, bro.

Ha. Great minds bro.

This muzzy hating Sikh has a strange sense of humor.

Ask him why they're selling hot pockets if the shop is under sharia control. They're haraming themselves

> some muslim pidor with illegally bearing steel arms and threatens
> punch him in the face for distraction and break his arm
> the police comes up like "what's going on"
> helps me beat him up harder because they hate muslims as much as I do
> bleeding out of all holes, the muslim gets cuffed and thrown in the police car
> "Thanks for the help"

kick him in the nuts and run.

Shit, so many stupid mistakes. Should've checked the text before posting

>it's a 'spot the newfag' thread
There is always one who falls for it

based sikh

good thing i carry a pistol with me.

>live in rural michigan where half the county has concealed carry permits
>store owners have weapons behind the counter
>islamoshit points a sword at someone
>$15 worth of rounds instantly traveling in the direction of islamoshit

Okay then

report to the sultan Erdogan

Why do they wear the turban? If I take it out would them die?

what a waste of trips.

he sucks off people like these
yes. you pull out the turban and the shit under it falls out. can confirm.

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I always carry my .45 in my waistband. I would pretend to comply, try to gain distance, position myself to make sure no one is in the direction of fire (besides the perp), then shoot his ass.

:unsheath katana:

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This Sikhi brother would never say such a thing.

Sikhis don't really care what you eat, unlike Muslims who want to impose their will. Siks fight for other religions, not against them.

WGKK
WGKF
MAGA

Sikhs literally exist to kill muslims. It's literally the reason they split off from hinduism during the Moghul empire. It's a religious duty for them to fight (Islam).

*teleports behind you*

Proceeds to flail fists ineffectually at this mad shitskin while making my own retarded sound effects because I'm a retarded neckbeard basement virgin autist who is far too enlightened to be effected by religion or those of inferior colour

Comply, because that's how you survive a hostage situation.

Polish humour is a lot like their cousine: Regurgitated

What the fuck is wrong with your gif?

Damn that's pretty based

Hahaha good one.

peacefuk ondian sounds better

>This. /thread

My uncle killed these spics in Vietnam. Like hell they think they can come over here and deny us hot pockets.

It's a religious duty to fight those who would oppress others. If the Muslims are trying to enslave the Hindus, they swoop in and defend the Hindus. It would work the other way around as well.

And Siki was never part of Hinduism. Guru Nanak was very well-educated in both Hindu and Islam, but Sikhi itself was never a Hindu sect.

That's a Sikh you faggot

It is a part of Dharma.

Inform him that Siekh's don't do that shit, and instruct him to shit on the street.

Well, being edgy is tiresome.

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please don't be homophobic checkerboard france

Be confused because Sikh is pretending to be Muslim or vice versa. Still throw away hot pockets and run because that motherfucker is nuts.

>IT'S HAPPENING thread linking to article stating something might happen

Guaranteed not happening. Fuck off.

Shoot him with my glock and yell STAND YOUR GROUND

>Sikhs
>bros

>Muslims
>Not bros

That about covers it.