I'll start:
>2011
>move to new city
>feral groid approaches me
>ayoo hol up
>walk faster, concerned for safety
>AYOOO MANG I AINT GUN HURTCHU
>go into corner store to avoid The Creature
>White store owner nods at me
>I say hello and go about my business
>door slams open behind me, feral nog is angry now
>AYO U RAYCISS PIECE O SHIT I JUST WANTED SOME BUS MONEY YA DIGG Y U GOTS 2 HATE
>ignore it
>white owner tells him to get the fuck out of his store
>groid begins to chimp out, knocks over rotating display of nuts
>owner says he's calling the police
>nigger pulls a glock, aims it poorly
>owner drops and hits the deck
>nigger panics
>owner pops over the counter with a remington and shoots the nigger in the ass as it runs outside
>spend the next 2 hours giving police reports
>cops annoyed yet another chimp wasted their time
>go home
>fap to Pure White Aryan women.
Describe your best nigger encounter
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>things that most likely never happened now with meme words replacing actual ones make me seem more stupid than I already am
my best friend in 7th grade was black. he was really smart and really nice and pretty sensitive. his whole family was really smart and kind and considerate.
>lies
Did you ever spend the night with them
yeah. his sister sat on my lap and gave me my first direct contact boner.
I did
are bbcs really all that great or was it like any other normal pee pee
>go to Washington DC and going to ride subway
>not sure how to buy tickets or which line to take
>standing there like dumb tourist
>look up and see large black woman in transit uniform walking toward me
>"hi, do you guys need any help, sometimes these machines can be tricky your first time using them"
> large black lady proceeds to go above and beyond to help us and is as friendly as any transit worker has ever been, ever
>me racist
>thank you
>embarrassed of myself because what I xpected did not happen and who the fuck do I think I am?
>still racist, but some great blacks out there and would be foolish to blindly hate
Did I do that right?
>pumping gas into my car
>a wild dindu appears
>"Hey man I been tryna get to (nearby city) since tuesday you got any money fo ma bus ticket"
>"No cash. And it's Saturday you could have walked there by now"
>"Man fuck you den white boi"
>He goes to harass someone else
i didn't ever see his penis, but he was really good at isometric platforming in games like landstalker. it could have something to do with his superior fast twitch muscle fibers.
>be me, 4th grade
>in an argument with some nig outside of the bathroom
>insults me and my family
>respond with "at least I'm not black"
>nog starts crying his fucking eyes out
>school makes me call my parents and tell them what I did
>suspended for the day
>scolded by parents, but not punished
Still one of the funniest memories as a kid
My best experience with a nigger is every time there are none around.
That's amazing.
At least the feral knew its place.
I have never interacted with one
First encounter
>middle school
>D.C. trip
>visit shitty mall
>sitting on a bench eating ice cream with a friend
>Groid walks up
>HOW U WHITE BOYZ DOIN?
>Try to ignore him
>HEY IM TALKIN TO U
>My dad walks up and gives him the death stare
>wanders off
gross, it was going to molest you im sure
>be 8 years old
>have black neighbor "friend" who is 6 years older than me
>beats me if I don't do what he says sometimes
>forces me to give him footjobs and smells my feet threatening to kill me if I don't let him
>steals from my dad
>smashed my face in with a controller
>corrupted my white friend into killing himself
actually i dont want to finish this is really getting to me
>Go on Eurotrip that school offers
>In Madrid, Spain
>Going through the famous plazas
>Stalls and knickknacks shop set up all around
>Nigerians are selling (obvious) fake shit (cds, dvds, etc...).
>They have their stuff on the ground on tarps.
>Notice that the tarp is a perfect square with strings going through the four corners.
>wtf
>Police come running
>They pull the strings and everything in the tarp collapses into perfect bag
>Nigerians are all running yelling to each other "Policía"
Fucking hilarious
literally all blacks I've met I had from neutral to great encounters
>actually i dont want to finish this is really getting to me
is that a quote from one of your footjob sessions, cuckold?
When I was about 6 my GI joes were disappearing? The black kid I played with was taking a few everytime he was over. My mom took me to his house and had me take them back.
Ugh.
I'm jelly
Tyrone plz
>2009
>Be white male early 20's in 50% black neighborhood
>Early morning
>Knock on door
>Look out window
>Nigger at door
>I do not answer
>5secs later the nigger kicks the door in
>I grab the nigger and force him out the door and he rides away fast on bike
>Cops show up
>4 big black cops and 1 white cop
>They see I have a Ruger P94 sitting on the counter (Did not bring it to the door... I was a dumbass)
>One of the nigger cops pick up the gun
>They run the gun to see if I STOLE THE GUN!!!!
>They tolled me if the gun was stolen I would be in trouble
>I fucking have the receipt and all of the paper work
>They walk in from running the gun out on the car computer
>Put the gun back on the counter
>I now hate all blacks
They did catch the guy down the street breaking into another house and they brought him back up for me to ID and they beat the shit out of this guy... his entire mouth/teeth were destroyed and ripped up his ear something nasty.
Rare black. Not all are niggers. You're much safer off assuming they all are though
I hate niggers but your story is such a load of shit I had to laugh.
R u gril???
In 3rd grade was my first encounter with a black person (there was one black kid in the whole school).
It went something like this;
>be playing dodgeball, me vs.him only
>he throws a wicked ball that I can't catch
>I tell him "heh... whatever, you godamn burnt up baboon"
>"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?"
>"oh hmm nothing nothing hehe"
That's it. Kinda feel bad for it, I think he was an okay guy
saw a muslim woman ones
called her a rag headed bitch and told her to fuck off
the local muslim population in my town has dropped 80% even with a university here so i got what i wanted anyway
Oh, Canada.
Link the local news story or you are full of shit
Here's an actual nigger encounter
>16 years ago
>16 year old me
>get off the greyhound bus in Los Angeles, my band is playing at the Whisky-a-go-go
>my ride isn't at bus station yet
>I get off with my guitar, nigger grabs my bag from under the bus
>Hey, that's my bag.
>HEY.
>Nigger says "I'm gon' carry it for you"
>Scared kid, big feral ape, holding my bag hostage
>Fine, I'm going to the parking lot to wait, you bring it there and I'll tip you
>Nigger carries my bag for me through terminals
>Realize I only have a $50 bill in my wallet
>nigger is not getting my $50
>Hey man, I just realized I don't have any change, thanks for the help though
>"Nah, how much you got?"
>I only have a big bill and that's all the money to my name, I can't spare it.
>"Thas aight, com' own then"
>Nigger doubles back with my bag
>gets in line at a burrito stand
>orders food
>when time to pay he points at me
>Getting fed up with this shit, just want my fucking bag back
>give the spic bitch my 50, get 44 back in change
>nigger takes his burrito then continues on mission
>get to parking lot
>Ok, thanks for the help
>Nigger still holding my bag
>wtf
>Hand him $10
>He sets my bag down and leaves
>Wait another 20 mins for my ride surrounded by niggers who are eyeballing my guitar trying to figure out if/how they can steal it
And so began my slow yet steady transition from Self-Hating Liberal Cuckold to Aryan Nigger-Hating Skinhead.
nah, male. I've been used and abused my entire life through family and other people.
I have bad stories too. I thought this was like our best encounters.
>be retailfag
>manning cashier
>nigger comes in with dog food
>tries to pay with ebt
>declined
>chimps out, yells saying i dont know what im doing
>forgot his keys
>throw them away
>walking through downtown
>light up a cigarette
>wild nigger approaches
>"h-hey brotha, can I get a smoke?"
>why not?
>"yeah, here you go"
>i give him a cigarette and he goes on his way
>think nothing of it
For a while after, every time I went downtown I would get harassed by this guy or his nigger friends. I had to get unfriendly and tell them directly to never approach me again, for cigarettes or cash. I learned my lesson.
Pic unrelated
I once had a black person sell me a Black Ops 3 themed ps4 console.
>on the school shuttle going to my car
>previous passenger leaves his headphones
>see a young man who happens to be black pick them up
>he puts them on the seat and sits next to them, probably waiting for a good time to turn them into the bus driver
>he decides he should go to the lost and found and puts them in his backpack so he doesn't lose them
Young males tend to steal more often than others but I shouldn't be prejudiced. I do find it odd that the bust was travelling away from the lost and found office and towards towards the parking lot. Maybe he planned on returning them the day after.
>2 days ago, driving in Hollywood, CA to buy a burger, naturally
>talking to a friend on the phone while my in and out gets cold but I don't want to hang up
>trying to slowly redpill him
>I see an enormous pavement ape that looked like a sportsball player walking rapidly across the street
>he's up to no good and I think I can get past him although it will be a little close
>I turn
>ape runs at my car like he's after free watermelon
>I don't know what the hell is going on
>he ran at my driver's side door
>I look forward and see that he spit on my car disgusting nigger spit
>I can't reach it with the wiper, then decide fuck it and use all my washer fluid to clear it off, no fucks given
>my E. Euro girlfriend who has never met a nigger thinks I need to have a black friend and love him to get over my hate
>FML
>be me
>reading a lot of Sup Forums lately
>see black woman walking up to my kids white neighborhood daycare
>literally think "ugh, why are there googles here"
>residual SWPLness surfaces and think immediatey to self "see you're becoming racist and judging black people for no reason, you don't even know anything about this woman. Got to stay off Sup Forums for a while and stop becoming so racist
>black woman approaching, lohdly yelling into her cell phone "THAT NIGGA GOTS TO GIVE ME A LETTER SAYUN I GOT FIEUUED SO I CAN GET MY FOOD STAMPS. FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKIN NIGGA!"
>literally 100% true word for word.
>she was yelling that loud as can be with no shame outside a *church preschool*
>her two googlets now in my daughters class
>when picking up my kid hear about hot they were hitting other kids and haven't been able to learn to count
>real talk
>taking family and white flighting all of us from mostly white suburbia to all white rural America
>Go to bank and do what I need to do. Leave
>Stop by Walmart on my way home for something
>Get things I needed and prepare to check out
>Can't find wallet
>Leave store and retrace my steps back to car. Look around car and in car still can't find wallet
>Get nervous because I don't want anyone charging a bunch of shit to my debit.
>Go home to cancel my cards and all that.
>Cancel my stuff. Feel relieved but pissed that I did this to myself. Incovenienced
>Hear knock at the door. Go to door.
>Notice black guy standing there. Nervous again. WTF random black guy at my door. I ain't got time for this shit.
>Doesn't appear to have gun. Open door. Notice my wallet in his hand immediately.
>Holy shit
>Tells me he found it at the bank and noticed I lived down the road according to my license and decided to bring it to me.
>Gives me my wallet. all contents are there including my 20 dollars.
>Thank him and shake his hand. He leaves
>Realize I was just visited by a based black man of honor
>Some faith in humanity restored.
Be scottish. Never even seen a black person till last tuesday.
>sophomore year
>AP History
>first time taking AP
>class full of white kids, they're all sitting in their little circles, probably close friends
>sat down on alone at a empty table
>everyone stares at me
>black guy walks over
>"ayo user you new here?"
>y-yeah
>"cool I'll be your nigga ight?"
>t-thanks
>he later drops out because he forgot to do his graded summer project
Bought an Xbox 360 from a nig. He sold it to me in a garbage bag. All that shit is stolen kek
Jesus how pathetic you are made me mad. Where the fuck is your pride? Goddamn loser
In 4th grade have black best friend from a good family, good kid, clean, friendly and decent, and regular video game trader (how I got to play Street Fighter II: Turbo - SNES)
I would never see him after 4th grade because I switch schools until...
I see him in Walmart, bright blonde afro wearing nothing but overalls at 30 years old stinking to high heaven, picking up pain killers at the pharmacy, ugly white trash whore in an oversized dirty moo-moo looks like she crawled out of a dumpster, brain damaged mixed child covered in snot wearing only a diaper. All look like they're starving.
He lives on welfare and wants to be a famous music artist.
there hasn't been any
too many to list. many of you have been fortunate enough not to have grown up with nigs.
This was over the summer
>Live in NYC
>Get on 6 train to go to work
>Fucking packed
>Fucking 105°F outside
>Fucking pack of shirtless niggers in my car
>Train bumps, slightly brush a nigger
>YO DUDE YO GONNA APOLOGIZE
>I have my bose noise cancelling headphones blasting Schubert, pretend to not hear
>YO BOI YOU GONNA SAY SORRY
>Still ignore
>YO THIS BOI SO FUCKING RUDE WTF NIGGA
>Ignore, 14th street is close
>Starts touching my headphones, teasing them off
>Ignore
>All the white people staring
>Make eye contact with qt3.14 white grill
>We roll our eyes together
>Pussy nigger stops, just wants attention
>Arrive at 14th street
>Get off, niggers stay on
>STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS PLEASE
>Doors about to close
>Flip the bird "Fucking niggers"
>*rolls eyes at them*
>Watch angry monkey roll away behind the glass
>Like teasing an ape at the zoo
>Goodday.png
Finders keepers
...
They do that in literally every large European city
1890 was a mistake
>not giving him the 20$
you are a piece of shit user
I did give him the 20. He tried to refuse but I insisted
Fucking no chance. Where about ?
none of this happened tho.
Having seen a disproportionate amount of naked men in my life due to sports, I can assure you that it is a myth.
>Schubert
>blasting
OK captain autismo
>go to place to have passport photos taken
>2 niggers on the counter
>they try to talk english to the owner
>neither party can talk english well
>owner looks at me desperately
>i translate for them
>nogs want the owner to use a scanner on his phone where he has his photo
>no can do
>i get free passport photos
>on highway passing through town
>car stalls at stoplight
>can't get it started again
>black guy hops out of his car and pushes mine to gas station at the side of the toad
>thank him and he leaves
>Be 18 5'11 skinny [hadn't started seriously lifting yet]
>See a whole pack of pavement apes
>Go down into subway station after Taste of Chicago
>Try putting a really fucked up 1 in the machine [only other bill is a 10 which I wanted to use on smokes]
>Bitch ass nigger comes down the stairs, pushes me, snags the dollar before the machine takes it in, runs back up to the street
>Start screaming every racial obscenity I know
>Oh white boi mad, white boi scared
>Come down here and say that shit to my face NIGGER
>Face full of riot baton
>Nigger blood and teeth all over the floor.
>Good night, but I had to use that 10 for the fucking subway and not get smokes. Still fucking pisses me off.
Pic VERY related
9th symphony gets me excited
and I need to block out the chimp noises
youtube.com
Lies
>88
holy shit that's fucking amazing
I just called my ape a nigger and flipped him the bird
you have my respect and honor dude
time to start carrying riot baton around
ITT: pathetic fantasies
I live in africa.
everyday is best
nice color square dude
are you white? do white people live in nigambia?
Only me and the black guy know for sure.
I is white cuh, we haf a 10 pasent wyt poulation
>Ah, nazi dub blessing inb4 liar.
They're great, fit right in a pocket, and extend for the first swing. Niggers always try to stay in that 'close but not too close' zone, and a baton is perfect, and legal almost everywhere.
Despite hating majority of niggers, when I worked nightshift at a gas station, I made friends with this 60 some year old old-school nigger. He had an afro and spoke like he was from the 70s. "Was happenin' muh man? Shut yo mouth cracka".
I gave him discounts because he'd hang out and we'd chat while no one was there.
This nigress comes in shrieking about her EBT card or some shit. I tell her it won't update until the next night. She goes full nigress mode, starts cursing and screaming, and tries to grab a buncha shit and take off. Meanwhile old-school uncle ruckus comes up, backhands the SHIT out of her and she falls down. She gets up screaming as tears are coming out of her eyes, uncle ruckus kicks her in the stomach and she falls down. I call the cops and they get there pretty quickly.
Tell them that uncle ruckus dindu nuffin, this bitch threatened to kill him and he defended himself.
Thats pretty hot desu how hard did her fuck you in the ass faggot?
>Be ~5 years old, my single mother finds me a negress babysitter
>Negress has two kids as well, a girl about 6 or 7 and a boy about 10 or 11
>One day negress lady isnt there for some reason, leaves me alone with her kids
>the older brother and his friend face-rape the sister right in front of me
>she's gagging and crying and starting to scream
>they hit her face a couple times to quiet her down
>?I start crying because I dont know WTF is going on
>older bro takes me put me in another room, closes door
>they continue to face rape her
>tell my mother later about it, she is horrifed
>mother talks to negress, tells her what happened
>negress gets angry, says I am lying
>my boy din du nuffin, get out
Im just glad I didnt get raped.
I was literally assaulted by a nigger today just because I told him some one else was on the phone for him.
Both in the US military, in a room full of people, over the fact that I told him he had a phone call.
>be white identifying
>big lips
>big nose
>tan easily because I'm a small percentage native
>black guys give me the nod as we pass because they think I'm part groid
>question was literally "your best experience"
I was in Paris with some friends and there were these girls taking pictures on that square overlooking Eiffel Tower. They were some Eastern European sl00ts wearing open toe heels and mini skirts that literally covered less than 50% of her ass (even though it was like 5°C outside)
Being the thirsty adolescent I naturally took note of said girls. As I was turning away I caught a gaze of one of those black dudes selling cheap shit to tourists. I nodded my head and he grinned like a retard and started laughing.
That's about it, I unfortunately don't interact with black people very often..
you may as well be
get off Sup Forums now nigger
In keeping with the theme of this thread
>be me
>showering after a wrestling tournament
>highschool freshman, not very good yet
>random older nig approaches me
>assume the worst
>get ready to kill this fucking guy
>not sure how I'm going to do it with a bottle of bodywash, but I'm damn sure gonna try
>suddenly the nig speaks
>perfect fucking English
>hey man I saw your match
>proceeds to give me some pointers
>meet up with him over the weekend and he shows me a lot of stuff that helped a lot since I didn't have a heavy weight coach
I've met a lot of disgusting niggers, but every once in a while there is a good one amongst them.
>drive a tow truck for a living
>get a call from the hood
>FML
>Neighborhood is shit; 1 in 4 houses are condemned
>NAPA who called sitting on the curb smoking a blunt when I arrive
>pull his 92 astrovan or whatever onto the flatbed (ignition gone; flathead screwdriver for key)
>he jabbers at me nonstop on the ride back to the shop
>Ayo meng I'ma rapper and my cousin daddy uncle was in the Fo Tops an shieet I gonna be famous I do tattoos too dog why don't you have a tattoo
>gritting teeth the whole ride back
>car gets fixed, he leaves
>to my boss's great surprise, the check bounced, and he wants me to go repo the nog's POS until we get paid
>can't tell him to get fucked, drive back to hood to repo car
>it's on fire in groid's driveway
>watch for awhile
>take pic for proof
>boss wtfs at me for returning without car, lulz heartily at pic
>two weeks later he gets served with a court summons for burning down Jerome's whip
>case thrown out due to what I assume was gross public niggatry
>be me
>two years ago
>parents on vacation
>sister just turned 16 hasnr gotten a car yet
>let her use my car to go eat with freinds
>in my room no lights on playing vid game
>looks like no one is home
>pretty nice house
>hear noise coming from laundry room
>get up and look into room to see negroid trying to get in
>yell at him and then run in my parents room to grab my dads .357
>roid breaks laundry room window out
>i run back in and yell at him again
>shit he isnt leaving
>shoot twice in his direction
>he runs away yelling and shit
>call cops
>they catch him about 15 minutes later
>turns out i hit him in the shoulder
>fucked him up prettu good hes losing a lot of blood
"Well mister cop guy why was he so determined to come in eveb after he knew i was there"
>drug addict
>strung out
>couldnt think rationally
>wish i wouldve killed him desu
spoiler: you ARE part groid. Probably part everything.
You can be an honorary white though.
Be me high school playing on pops CB radio yelling at everyone pissing them off. A black guy wants to fight proceed to trash talk him for weeks. One night borrow pops truck and drive over to black guys apartment to give him a real life beatdown not just a verbal one. Get to the parking lot black guy rolls out in a wheel chair. "You the kid calling me a nigger?" Holy fuck I'm taken back this is about on par with most of the CB community usually on welfare residing in trailer houses. Black guy smiles at me and gives me a lesson about Niggers and how he is a black man. I never knew how racist blacks were, he turned out to be a OK guy. I learned a lesson that night there are Black people and there are niggers but only Black people can tell the difference. I still keep in contact with him years later.
>wake up
>look at the mirror
I think the only time I ever talked to a black guy was once in college, we were working together in like a group of six on some bullshit project
I remember it because his last name was literally Fear
Non-tarp large city coming through
Nigger asks for my wallet, I shoot him in the face. No charges, self defense.
I don't care about colours mate, my country's been ruled by legit every fucking skincolour and culture there is. But there you have it; culture. Niggers aren't comparable to a decent black man. I love people, thus also black people. But niggers? Wipe them from this planet, now.
i was 8 man. when you're entire life is being using you, you don't know better. i know better now
he was black?
what colour did he change to?
holy shit if this is real that is awesome
also living in a bad niggerhood
inspiration to get a gun
feelsbadwhen I live in NYC
Too bad you didn't kill him.
literally disgusting
get off Sup Forums, this is a white mans board
>walking through NY
>giant dark nigger comes up to me
>holds his phone's camera up to me
>"are you racist"
>no
>"are your pernts racist"
>i grew up around nig nogs so i knew he meant to say "parents"
>no
>"eat ass suck dick or letcha mom die"
>i knew no matter what i said it would sound gay to this jigganigga so i just said goodbye and walked away
One russian guy grew a jihad beard and random muslims started winking at him like bros. There's a fucking muslim conspiracy behind our backs here. Be happy your niggers are not smart enough to blowyou up.
>2013
>marry a good woman
>she has a half black son from previous marriage
>he gets straight As and never fusses
>called me dad for the first time trick or treating on monday
Lol if there's any decent black men in Western-Europe it's in Belgium you faggot, we were the only ones to actually try to raise them.
new yorker here,
where the fuck were you walking?
also: acknowledging the nigger..big mistake
just keep walking, like you're deaf
>be middle school
>school only has a few black kids
>nearly all of them are pretty chill
>good friends with one in particular
>one kid named Jessie at school was black as fuck
>I mean Flavor Flav Wesley Snipes lovechild that had been charred over a grill and then had a hillbilly roll coal all over them
>my black buddy and None More Black are both in my history class
>movie day
>teacher turns the lights off
>immediately my friend yells out "WHERE'S JESSIE. WHERE'D HE GO?"
>entire fucking class laughs their asses off
Can't you still get a gun with a permit there?