What qualities does Sup Forums look for when choosing a church?

What qualities does Sup Forums look for when choosing a church?

High number of qts

Has to be a holiness church where the women only wear skirts and cover their bodies. This is the most attractive thing about the penetecostals and seventh day adventists.

depends on what Satan says

how easy it is to blow up

kek

typical muslim

to burn or to pretend to pray on women ?

Dis

they can be blown up too

I thought the IRA celebrated religion

I've given up on church. Too many of them are cucked beyond belief. I'll start going when they stop trying to make me feel guilty for having testosterone.

Until then I'll just read my bible at home.

Then again, a good old fashioned latin mass would do children good. But I'm not married so I don't have to worry about that yet.

>IRA
they can be blown up too

Church is for cucks

How flammable it is.

>is the mass in latin or french
>is the priest wearing a chainmail
>is he calling for crusade or not

We got shit churches here. No hallelujah's here

A lot of cute, young maidens to choose from, and a redpilled preacher.

Typical underage pyro. Ugh.

Catholic and close, not much else

abrahamic religion is for the mentally retarded
there is nothing you can do to prevent its annihilation
what will you do?

>church
>religion
>2016
>ishydishydiggerydoodles

I don't go to church often, I think I'm anti social, but I like the Catholic Church best compared to watered down Protestantism. They have traditions, personally I think you got to have a personal relationship with God, church can be good though, depending on whose preaching and how involved in the community they are.

Think with your dick, I like it

*tip*

>Le read my Bible and le serve christ
Holy fuck you are brainwashed

>Sup Forums
>church is viewed as good

Can't say I'm suprised

>still in his irony phase
Yuck. Grow up.

source?

you are under the misapprehension that i am advocating atheism

>that pic
Nope. Have you seen the Shroud of Turin?

Proven fake you stupid fucking Christcuck.

when searching for a church, i always look for the building structure, and prefer wood, concrete dont burn so well

Does she come with the church?

Aryan not Jewish
Aryan not Semitic
Aryan not Christian

Leadership.
Without it, nothing else matters.

Amanda Bo

Wouldn't mind advocating my cock in your tight little balloon knot t b h

A piece of material from the edge of the Shroud that was used to repair it was proven to be from the time they repaired it. Not fake.

The image on the Shroud is not dye. It is not burned. It is just there. There was pollen in the Shroud that was tested and shown to be from Palestine and from the first century.

But no, if you have a house that is supposedly two thousand years old, you carbon date a piece of furniture inside that was added later to see if that house is really that old. You're right, definitely fake.

well you won't be doing that, will you

>if you have a house that is supposedly two thousand years old, you carbon date a piece of furniture inside that was added later to see if that house is really that old.

I don't appreciate that sarcasm, goy.

I don't look for Churches because I'm not a Christ cuck.

You're just the regular kind of cuck.

>picture of Arnie
Sorry he used to be the most alpha of them all.

Nowadays he's getting more and more cuckish though... Just took a look at his facebook or twitter.

im white but i like black churches. people at black churches are nicer than a white church of the same denmination.

Your mosque will be bulldozed anyway, wether you are in it, in front of it or sitting on top.

>Falling for the Christianity jew.
You will never be considered red pilled as long as you are following that sand nigger religion.

>choosing
>church

I will pray to see your degenerate heretic soul burning in hell

Filled with the Holy Spirit.

The virgin selection

>he actually needs to go to a designated building to worship the divine

literallly

WHY
H
Y

-fat priests are usually degenerate progressives. I wanted a priest who fasts all the fucking time and whose chakras are aligned

-latin mass is preferred

-no degenerate fellgoodism or pop music

that's basically it

>what are underground chambers

>Wrath

Enjoy your time in Hell, sinner.,

how white

Why even borther worshipping when it's not in public where you can be observed doing so

Reason.
Leadership that benefits everyone.
No slavery or manipulation.

Tell me where to find this.

Nearest emergency exit and how many muggers attend.

How they feel about Jews.
Pre trib or post trib Rapture.
Electrified music is absolutely degenerate.
No idols, no images, not even the cross.
How do they feel about Christ killers.

None jew cock sucking
and this.

Only one church.

Number of gods.

The more the better.

More gods = more power.

Catholicism us not abrahamic its roman.

Its called Roman Cgurch not Abrahamicuck

Make sure it's not 501c3.

1) Is the law and gospel preached?

2) Are all sacraments of service followed? (Forgiveness of sins, The Lord's Supper, etc.)

3) Does the pastor regularly balance law/gospel properly in his sermons?

and finally

4) Is technology avoided unless necessary?

For the last one I've found that churches that move away from reading from the Bible and Hymnal and instead stare at a TV screen or do some community church bullshit like using a fucking guitar are a few years away from letting women be pastors/preachers and embrace degeneracy. It's the canary in the coalmine.

It's not easy to find a good church, I've moved around a lot. Remember that your body is a temple so sometimes the best church you to worship is by yourself.

>1772 The principal passions are love and hatred, desire and fear, joy, sadness, and anger.
>1773 In the passions, as movements of the sensitive appetite, there is neither moral good nor evil. But insofar as they engage reason and will, there is moral good or evil in them.

it doesn't matter because it's not Aryan and it is based on Jew worship because Jesus is a filthy kike

How is a Roman religion not aryan?
It was founded in Rome after a while of co quering kikes, the romans founded tge beatiful Roman Religion in the vatican.

Black membership, availability of gasoline.

Aryan does not mean white
learn to read

LOL Buddhism and Hinduism is literally poo in loo tier religion, now quit larping and go to church kiddo

Reformed theology

how will you force me?

lmao
>mooooom, you can't make me

>They fell for the religion meme

I won't, cause I don't care

how will you make me stop stating the fact that Jesus is a filthy Jew?

>romans founded it
>romans are the authorities
>not aryan

Romans conquered the Jews and killed their priests and Jesus thus making tgem the sons of God.

just accept your jew master jesus the hebrew

The fact that Romans conquered jesus and the Jews, and they founded the Catholic religion, abrhamicucks and other judaizers are not my religion.

Jesus gave "Chosen" status to the Goyim, that's why Jews hate him, they are no longer Gods favorite. Keep pretending to believe in some ancient pooism

“His blood be on us and on our children!”

the word lutheran

jesus is a dirty hebrew kike

Notice anything?

Cool, my religion is Roman not Jesus.

Reformed theology is shit. Lutheranism is Reformed cowards

Catholic

...

I wish our priests actually did this to protest the islamization of Europe.

The hoky ones are tge ones that further the European Roman faith.

reformed is shit

>your theology gives a role to a snake
Kekekek Snakecuck

Jesus's ethnicity has no role in Catholic theology, qlthough it does for prots.

...

>satan was a snake therefore all snakes have a special role
>an ancient middle easterner had a role, therefore all middle easterners have a special role

It will persist. Science will eventually uncover, what religion has taught: base reality as we experience it is an illusion. The old faiths will be rediscovered as the new truth. Enjoy your toys.

it's garbage