I have brown eyes. AMA

I have brown eyes. AMA.

When is the last time i shit myself?

Butter or guns?

Hard to say. I guess about an hour ago.

What kind of question is that? Guns.

I recently came and when I shot off I missed my rag, I traced the trajectory but I have no clue where it went. Should I be worried?

Are you a Lapp?

which african country are you from?

Where's a good place to get my vibrator fixed? It's making weird noises because I'm obviously too much man for it to handle.

hellou hellou :----D
t. fellow brown eyed finn

today, in the mart

Do you have blond hair?

Wrong thread mate, you need
>>/sweden/

Brown eyes are disgusting. Enjoy your >1.6% sub-saharan DNA.

WE

No. From southern Finland.

I was born in Finland. I am also white.

No. Brown hair.

Did you have to walk long distances for water as a child?

>southern Finland
You could still have Lapp ancestry
>born in Finland
Doesn't mean you're necessarily Finnish.

Hakkinen or Raikkonen?

>t. savage snownigger

mediterranean master race reportin

No. Plenty of tap water in Helsinki.

I will. Thanks.

I have no lapp ancestry that I know of. The closest to it is my grand-grandparents from Keski-Pohjanmaa (middle of Finland). I don't watch pleb tier sports like racing but I've heard of Räikkönen more.

>pleb tier sports like racing
What do you watch then?

Also, were all your recent ancestors ethnically Finnish?

I have brown eyes, too.

Are we related?

>born in

No one cares where people are born. The DNA is what matters.
I can't just go to Japan, breed my white gf there and say that my son is Japanese.

>fennoswede
>living in helsinki
>brown eyes and hair
>upper class family history for 500+ years
>great social life and meaningful friendships

feels bretty good man

your so fucked kid

b-but muh blue eyes...

I know no ancestors who aren't finnish, but I haven't studied my heritage that much. I'm not a huge sports fan, but I sometimes watch ice hockey (not the shitty finnish cup though).

Fucking fennoswedes.

>ruskeat silmät
>valkoinen
Voit valita vain yhden.

I imagine blue eyes were peasant-tier 500 years ago in Finland, because nearly everyone had them.

Same, I got brown eyes and hair too. Feels good man

kek snowniggers in suicide watch

Are you happy how you are?

are your eyes brown

As far as looks go yes. The brown eyes are a pretty small detail and only one person has ever commented on it.

And in other aspects?