Get ready for the most boring wedding of all time

Get ready for the most boring wedding of all time.

Ok I already saw this
but where did it come from ? is the comics out there !

Literally whom?

...

I see the War of Jokes and Riddles arc must be done, then?

A boring wedding is the probably the best ending he can get.
An actual happy event will trigger him into "hurr durr do I deserve happiness" or "something is going to go wrong" and a bad wedding is going to be just run of the mill in his life.
Boring is good

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEERREE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEE2WWEEEE3EEEES!!!@!@!

Aren't they in bed during the flashback? Do women really wear eyeliners to bed?

Didn't all of this already happen like a couple times before?
Isn't Batman being scared of having another family and losing them too part of his character?
I thought that was the reason he never got married

YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII

Good.

It is the death of WonderBats and the death of Batwankers writers that thing that paring Batman with the love interest of other characters is good writing (hi, Timm).

I thought Batman had proposed to Selina on a rooftop while they were both in costume
What the fuck happened?

> I don't read comics tee hee
ask your subreddit to tell you

Surely a marriage built to last. In the future our children won't even know of a time when Batman wasn't married to Catwoman. Surely.

Thought this was going to be Felecity and Oliver/Barry and Iris weddings desu

You can't be fucking serious
How are you out of the loop this bad?

Actually I thought so too
Were those spoilers true? If they are then that means Stein is gonna die and I don't want that, I liked Stein

HATERS BTFO!

Helena Wayne when?

I think each writer has a difference reason for Bruce to be a sperg about marriage, but King is either going with Bruce overcoming the trauma or propping Bruce up so he can crash and burn extra hard.
Besides, it's comics, nothing sticks around forever but nothing is lost in the dust forever either. Supes and Lois broke up (nu52 sure, but still) and Helena Wayne probably still exist somewhere out there.

>They thought the same about Lois and Clark.

The Crisis on Earth-X poster clearly shows Barry and Iris getting married

They went to the shaquing town immediately after Bruce proposed.

Believe me I never actually noticed that those were Barry and Iris nor that they were wearing wedding clothes

How many times have they broken up since they first got married?

I don't give fuck about her answer !!
WHAT DID BATMAN DO ??

It was raining/she's crying

>it's a Doomsday interrupts the wedding episode

>Felecity and Oliver
Nigger what?

It's watacatom, the bird mother

Hopefully never, we really don't need another Bat character in the main universe.

This. I'm glad that DC agreed to this.

Enjoy King's Bat/Cat shit, faggots

One. When the whole universe rebooted.

And even them, the rebooted versions were killed off and the Pre-Flashpoint characters (that have never broken up) came back.

And it took her that long to answer?
What a fucking bitch
I bet she's gonna cheat on Bruce in a month's time

not user but my dude I missed the relaunch of rebirth and let me tell you finding out about that Trinity bullshit and Deathstroke was a big surprise.

>Enjoy King's Bat/Cat shit
I am! Thank you!

>Do you want anal?

Damian's Reaction when ?
Talia's Reaction When ?
Lois and Clark's Reaction when ?

Olicity is back because we Arrow watchers are gluttons for punishment

>Damian's Reaction when ?
"That won't last"
>Talia's Reaction When ?
"That won't last"
>Lois and Clark's Reaction when ?
"That won't last, but we wish you the best, buddy"

So who's gonna be the Best Man and Maid of Honor?

>Batman and Catwoman's Bachelor/Bachelorette party
I'd buy that issue

Bets on how the ceremony will go down? Will Alfred cater?

>I bet she's gonna cheat on Bruce in a month's time
Selina would absolutely cheat on Bruce if SLAM BRADLEY showed up.

Okay folks, place your bets: Is the marriage really going to happen?

If so, how long will it last?

>not adding beloved on Talia's reaction
ONE JOB user ONE JOB

Nothing will be more boring than Spider-Man's gay coworkers

Holy based We are earth 2 now.

>Batman/Joker shippers BTFO
>Batman is secretly a homosexual fags BTFO
>Batman and Ivy/Harley/other shitty literally who fags BTFO
>Batman only cares about Talia BTFO
>Damian is the only snowflake that Bruce cares about memers BTFO
>Catwoman is bisexual and should only be in relationship with women fags BTFO
>SJW all around BTFO
>Bat/Cat haters BTFO as Batman picks the best girl from his harem
>King haters who said King doesn't have creative power to pull this power move BTFO
Holy shit bros, how based is /ourman/ King.

Oh
Oooh
That.
Eugh. Please, I was trying to forget, why did you have to bring that up?

Clark hands down for Best Man
Maybe Holly Robinson/Black Canary for Maid of Honor
Alfred will probably walk Selina down the aisle
Ace for Ringbearer

and believe me as long as both of them wear a mask they won't get along !!
never mention Selina's love for thrift and being chase

She said it her self she never stop

Selina would probably allow Bruce to have relationship outside of their marriage tbqfh desusenapai famalamborghini.

For Batman his main guy has to be either Clark or Dick, and then all the other Robbins will be extras.
For Catwoman... Fuck if I know, Black Canary? Harley Quinn? Who the fuck even is friends with Selina to warrant a Best Maid position?

Dude, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?
You're not making any sense

>Jason as the drunk uncle

>It won't last
(You) BTFO

You nailed it

>Damian's Reaction when ?
>Talia's Reaction When ?
Both in the first arc as after telling all the kids about this in the first issue he's apparently going to meet Ra's.
>Lois and Clark's Reaction when ?
After this arc there's a two partner drawn by Clay Mann that's a Batman/Superman arc, so most likely there.

>"For Batman his main guy has to be either Clark"

>Meanwhile Clark's best man was Jimmy Olsen. Bruce Wayne wasn't even invited to the wedding.

Well, seems Bruce's relationship with Clark is very one-sided

am ok !! are you??

t. buttblasted shipper whose ship sank.
Will be enjoying every laugh from all those reaction that will be variation of this type of pathetic denial.

Marvel's gays are boring, except those 2 that wouldn't let Kaine be hardcore

Hopefully Bruce's best man is Dick.

Who is going to call Bruce a cuck first?

You have to be in some deep mental gymnastics to think a motherfucking Bruce Wayne marriage is gonna last.
Be thankful that it's even happening.

Regardless of the answer, I don't want Batman to marry. Yes or no, we won't know how this will play out.

Prime Time

Is Hal even around anymore? I feel like he'd be the one to do that.

Tumblr .

It would be hilarious if Hal was going to do it then Damian stepped in and called Bruce a cuck.

Hal is off doing space things with his space pals while Baz and Jessica are doing Lantern related stuff on Earth.

Mister Teriffic's glorious afro-mullet is, well, terrific.

>You have to be in some deep mental gymnastics to think a motherfucking Superman marriage is gonna last.
>Be thankful that it's even happening.

Who's talking about Superman here?
Nice Scapegoat

>Suberboy-Prime returns
>He is carrying a bunch of Pfeiffer's Catwoman books from Prime-Earth
>He throws them at Bruce
>"Remember, Batman, that time when you were looking forward to getting together with Selina, but then she got knocked up by fucking Slam Bradley Jr.? Remember how you almost had to take care of the child of another guy?"

Give me your wedding parties Sup Forums!

Weak.
I haven't been keeping up with GL since who knows how long ago.
Are Guy, Kyle and John still lanterns?

If I was Tumbler I'd be outraged that a heterosexual marriage is being planned in the year 2017, my dear rebbitor.

. I am very curious to see if this affects sales again.

Bendis ?

Superman's life isn't built on a need for vengeance

BASEDKING!!!!!!!!!!CATBATCATBATCATBATCATBATCATBATSUICIDECATBATCATBATCATBATFORGETMORRISONDIDITADECADEAGOBATCATBATCATBATCATHELLYEAHHELLYEAHELLYEAHHELL

We are going to get the robins' reactions in the issue after and then the JL.

>Lois
Who freaking cares? She has nothing to do with Bruce.

Just like how Bruce's child wasn't going to be around.

The point is that people said the same about Lois and Clark, and we are 23 years into the marriage.

Granted, Morrison and Millar almost destroyed the marriage in 2000.

>Everyone's reaction to the news

Prime throwing a bitchfit will always entertain me

Tumblr Feminist ?

This is even better in this context. Especially the last panel.

>literally a man

>take care of the child of another guy?
And dump her in closed adaption because she was afraid to raise her kid yet not afraid to get into mafia warehouse and befriend psychos

in fact, I hate Catwoman. I found her annoying and unsexy, in whatever media she appears.

>Some fucko runs Gotham to the fucking ground at the last minute
>Bruce Batman's it up and misses his own fucking wedding
>Selina hates him and goes Neo-Black Cat on him
Actually no, let's better not
Let's hope that doesn't happen

That isn't Grunge in the top right, is it?

What wedding was this?

Green Arrow and Black Canary
5 seconds on Google

>Bruce can't go to his own wedding

I prefer Diana over Catwoman, who is the most ANNOYING character ever

Wouldn't be entirely out of character tbqh

Batman you're such a prick.

God Gleason needs to draw more issues