SHE SAID YES

SHE SAID YES

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She'll die, OP. L.O.S. or the Owlsa or the Brotherhood of Malcontents, or The Old Evil, or just Joker will kill her, driving Batman to go Batmanning.

Saw it coming.

>Batman Has all those hoes.
He chooses the one most likely to have herpes.

Watch Joker skin her and wear her face to the wedding

She's a robot doppelganger. The arc ends with a shot of Brainiac and Lex Luthor laughing their ass off while watching the wedding on a monitor as they shut off the robot just before the "I do."

Screencap this.

Batman has shit-taste.

Talia please, shitposting on a Hub City ice cream enthusiast forum is beneath you

Nah she won't die. DC is hypersensitive to the whole "fridging" thing right now, and killing off a main female character just to spoil an engagement would get them a ton of flak.

You can live without a face

Batman always has shit taste. But don't worry She going to die. This is just another "Batman tries to have a normal life but gets pulled back in" episode. It will be over one way or another in the next run or too. Status quo rules all and just like Clark getting back wth Lois, Batman will get back with loneliness.

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I agree that the wedding won't stick, but there's 0 chance she dies (or at least 0 chance she stays dead for more than a year)

>Batman tries to have a normal life but gets pulled back in

The problem is that Batman cannot be "pulled back in" as he probably will never stop, he married someone just as unhinged as he is. Besides, do we know how long King will be working on Batman? This could be last a couple years and the next writer could easily pick it back up, I get the feeling this will be the new status quo for at least the next 5 years.

No, obviously Ra's Al Ghul will inhabit her body. And then Batman will have to ask BarBATos to undo the marriage to save Alfred.

>damian-stepmother selina interaction
>family dinners with the kents
>more selina/alfred banter

I am pleased.

I kind of hope this leads to Helena Wayne

All women have herpes, user. The only way to avoid herpes is 9 year old lolis and even then, your chances are not that great.

Why Damian is still a kid? Helena looks like she is 5 so this make Damian in his 20s.

Dick shouldn't look this young either.

I DON'T LIKE HELENA WAYNE
SHE HAS HER OWN EARTH, SHE CAN STAY THERE
MULTIVERSITY SHENANIGANS WHEN SHE SHOWS AND MAKES IT AWKWARD FOR BRUCE AND SELINA IS THE ONLY THING ALLOWED

Damian stays a midget forever. He eventually turns evil because Bane promises him he'll make him into a 7 foot god. Also little sister bullying a smaller big brother is best

I know this is supposed to look like she's getting emotional, but all I can see is porn face

I actually think it will happen and this time no one will die. Do I think it will be perfect like the Kents? No not even a little bit. But honestly Superman proved you can have a superhero get married. Bat and Cat have been married before so I don't think they will go the one of them dies route. The real challenge here will be that these are two individuals that have a really hard time getting along with others and having personal lives outside of the suit.

Yeah and Bruce should be an old man with Dick grown up

It should have been Zatanna

She really is the best woman for Bruce
>Inb4 Talia and Dianafags
Now Damian has a cool stepmom

Looks to me like she is about to be revealed as a Joker

I wonder if this was DC's idea or King's. King may have fallen into the trap of "I HAVE to leave my mark on the Bat universe"

Hey that's Constantine's girl

Does it matter?

>Wonderbat fags think that Diana is a Bat-character
>Zatanna/Bat fags think that Zatanna is a Bat-character
You guys are not fans of Wonder Woman or Zatanna. You are just Batfags.

Fuck you.

BatmanXZatanna for life!!!

Doesnt matter who's idea it was but this does feel a bit sudden in King's run to be his own idea, Im willing to bet it was an editorial mandate but we'll never know though if King doesnt boast about it then we can assume its from DC.

Let's be honest, dc character exist to lust for bruce, oppose bruce, look up to bruce, or inspire bruce. DC is bruce-centric.

Did the aquaman wedding ever happen?

THEY'RE FINALLY GETTING MARRIED

I can see Manhattan using God powers to retcon everything and bring it all back to square one right when Batman and Catwoman kiss during the wedding to keep everything dark and edgy, and make it an easy excuse by the writers to preserve status quo while also making readers hate Manhattan even more.

For Batfags, maybe.

Who the fuck said they were Bat characters? And why the fuck can't they be in a relationship with Batman? Just because they didn't premiere in a Bat title...Man Fuck you and your arbitrary logic just fuck off.

Not supporting the Bruce/Zee ship by any means, but Zatanna is too good for John

>And why the fuck can't they be in a relationship with Batman?
Because they are way more than "Batman's love interests". They are their own characters, with their own love interests.

Shit people like you is why shit writers come up with ideas like "let's have a story in which Batman sleeps with Orion's wife, Batfags will love it".

King is putting an end to your power fantasy.

Zatanna is for Supes when he finally ditches Lois

Honestly I just like the idea of Superman dating a witch or psyker, as stupid as New 52 Lois getting psyker powers was part of me wishes it lasted a bit longer

Because Wonder Woman works better without a love interest and Zatanna cant put up with Bruce's bullshit

>Batman
>His illegitimate son
>A well knew thief/femme fatale

Sounds like a happy family to me

>bruce accidentally marries joker while wearing selina's face
>the marriage is legally binding
>joker kisses bruce while wearing her severed face

>when he finally ditches Lois
Diana is almost always his rebound in those cases

Speaking of porn how good is rule 34 for bats and cat?

You just sound like a but hurt anti-Batfag. No one said they would stop being their own characters you are the fucking retard defining them by who they sleep with Zatanna is already Bruce's childhood BFF and her time in Dini's Detective Comics run got her her own series nothing stopping that from happening you shallow minded fuck. Diana doesn't have to move into Wayne Manor she has her own mission and is her own woman its like you can't comprehend women being more than their significant other.

This.

Superman Rebirth proved that marriage isn't as poisonous as the editorial thinks it is so now they're allowing writers to play with it.

I mean, King confirmed right after the proposal happened that she was going to say yes and it was going to happen. He even cited Clark and Lois's marriage and said he wants to take Batman in a similar direction with being married.

I don't know why anyone is surprised or expects otherwise.

This user has the right idea and attitude
>The real challenge here will be that these are two individuals that have a really hard time getting along with others and having personal lives outside of the suit.
This is a well of story to be told, and King is lucky to get first dibs

I really hope everything goes well for at least 3 years.
I want to see his bachelor party where Kate Kane is invited. I want to see how they will spin it for Bruce Wayne to marry Selina Kyle.

But most of all I want all those character interactions. Selina dealing with the Robins, especially Damian, could be great. I want her to meet with Lois. I want Clark to be proud of his friend.
3 years is all I ask.

>No one said they would stop being their own characters
They always stop.

Z becomes retarded, and so does Diana, everytime a "writer" decides that Bruce is the right guy for them.

This kills the Spiderfag

They're finally gettin' married.

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And she goes full on PITIFUL MORTALS in most of those cases. What the hell is it with Diana and Supes leading to a eugenics crisis?

Are you kidding? There are thousands of pics of that, as well as live action porn movies. It's probably the most popular cape r34 out there.

So when is the double date issue with Clark and Lois? Because I'd read the hell out of that. Would Selina and Lois get along?

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Yeah, that's what she's gonna say in the honey-moon

Finally. Now i can enjoy the WonderBats shippers on suicide watch.

Lack of creativity on writer's part.
Nu52 had Clark and Diana shagging and it was just boring

Me too.

this

Best ship but who cares. It's comics. It's gonna get retconned anyway. Nothing lasts. Nothing is sacred.

It will last.

Will not have any cheap drama like cucking.

What the fuck is that dress

What the fuck is going on with that face more like

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>Marriage in comics
I know shippers won't listen a single word right now but, take it from someone who has suffered for this shit before, this kind of shit ALWAYS ALWAYS ends badly. No exception

This is fiction, so let us play with the idea that a happy marriage is possible. Go read Marvel if you are that sour to the idea

Arthur/Mera always revert to the status quo of a happy marriage

>They always stop.
How can they always stop if they never got together? You are talking out of you ass user just like your type always do you don't have a fucking clue what you are talking about, just yelling at perceived injustices that you made up to justify stagnation and mediocrity.

I may start buying Batman for the first time in years if it's got a writer that can handle these things well.

I kind of hope you fuck off.
Garbage. Batman's best rule34 is usually Harley Quinn or Joker related.

And here I was beginning to ship Batman and Ivy, there're some great old stories involving them, it was a surprise.

Yeah, but they were always married in continuity.

Now, Green Arrow and Black Canary seem to have done okay, except for the fact that Arrow wasn't actually Arrow the first time they got hitched, and the second time, brain dead Connor got kidnapped... but, their marriage survived, so...

I AIN'T EVEN MAD

are they many people? I never thought so.

>Now, Green Arrow and Black Canary seem to have done okay, except for the fact that Arrow wasn't actually Arrow the first time they got hitched, and the second time, brain dead Connor got kidnapped... but, their marriage survived, so...
Nope, man.

They divorced after "Cry for Justice".

Literally no one supports that ship, not even John Constantine.

Besides, John is into fags and Mister Daniels

Yeah, but nobody cared

That choker is just icing on the cake.

If it had some yellow, I would start to suspect something.

It's possible

Here is a superior thread

>Selena Kyle
>normal life
You realize that a normal night for Selena is, much like Bruce, running around Gotham beating up criminals. Selena just takes it a step further by stealing their money/jewels.

>No, obviously Ra's Al Ghul will inhabit her body.
Having your former father in law inhabiting your new wife? What would his ex-wife think?

Which is why it will fail. Batman is TRYING for something more normal by bringing in wife, but it will only make more shit for him to deal with and again end badly. Batman is suffering and as long as there is an on going series his romantic relationship will only be filler throughout stories.

Selina is perhaps the only woman that would ever put up with both personas. Sure Bruce would try to act like its a regular marriage, but it isnt, and Selina wouldnt think so either.

I'm really hoping for a good dynamic, like, a contrast to what Clark+Lois have.

Honestly, Selina is the best possible match for Bruce

If anything, the mix between Bruce and Selina's parenting will have a positive impact on Damian. Bruce is a tough dad, maybe Selina will give Damian an outlet to cut loose and be a kid once in a while.

>Besides, do we know how long King will be working on Batman
100 issues total according to King interviews so 3 years or so. Almost enough time to cement a new status quo.

He belongs with Supergirl.

>I'll wear my catwoman costume for your birthday

I really kind of hope they just do a status quo shakeup, like Clayface being part of the batfamily- where selina gives up jewel hunting and becomes part of the bat family

>all these doubters
The marriage is going to last. Killing her off for shock value would be directly opposed to the ideology behind Rebirth. You're stuck with this for the next five years no matter how much you deny it.

>Selina is perhaps the only woman that would ever put up with both personas. Sure Bruce would try to act like its a regular marriage, but it isnt, and Selina wouldnt think so either.
In any case, this is Batman canon SECOND marriage. So I can see story potential for her meeting Talia.