/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

C U T E Edition

>Upcoming Releases:
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>Out This Week:
From a Certain Point of View (Oct 3)
Join the Resistance: Escape from Vodran (Oct 3)
Absolutely Everything You Need to Know: Updated and Expanded (Oct 3)
Star Wars #37 (Oct 4)
Captain Phasma 3 (Oct 4)
Darth Vader #6 (Oct 4)

>Star Wars Rebels Season 4 Trailer 2
youtube.com/watch?v=JtigV-biVGg

>Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Behind the Scenes
youtube.com/watch?v=ye6GCY_vqYk

>Battlefront 2 - This is Star Wars Battlefront 2
youtube.com/watch?v=SNGWh_-R1VE

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
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>Star Wars: Forces of Destiny
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpSnlSGciSWNBXSxZZrsvWdnoGsLCr6WL

>Canon Guide:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Legends Recommendation List:
docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome
youtube.com/watch?v=JNwNXF9Y6kY
youtube.com/watch?v=bEWaQdRd2-o
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirvana_fallacy
slashfilm.com/thandie-newton-han-solo-character/
amazon.com/dp/1682980952
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

first for the EU was trash

Reminder that Sheev is actually Shnoke

What is she, /swco/?

The current one? Totally.

>Not SWBF2 is back - Edition

Also, reminder that Star Wars Battlefront 2 on GOG and Steam has functioningit's broken right now multiplayer again.

Sheev is pure and doesn't look at all like Goldmember.

Hail Mandalore!

CLANG

bonk

Met a guy today who said:
"TCW and Rebels are too kiddie for me". and
ESB was his favourite movie.


I tried explaining how TCW and Rebels have different style of episodes and that some are just fun but there are serious one in there. Got nothing back.

What do?

>took one post to fuck up the thread
well, I guess I'll be seeing y'all in 500 posts. enjoy your afternoons

Move on, let him live his life, and you can both like what you like.

Also, while there's plenty of serious episodes in both series, you can't deny that overall they are kiddie series, Rebels especially. They're LITERALLY made for kids, even moreso than regular Star Wars is.

Aside from just saying "give it a try sometime, you might be surprised" it's not worth the argument. You don't want to come off as an overly eager evangelist about it.

Kill yourself because you're shilling for kids cartoons on the fucking internet.

Only one thing to do.

Is there anything wrong with ESB being one's favorite movie?

This triggers the fuccboi

FPWP

I went to look for another frame cap of this and I think this image is just about perfect.

Well this is the problem, nearly everything stems from everyone not recognising that SW is for kids.

I did.

Nothing but they are like a walking meme.

It's treason then.

Nobody on here cares about that because everyone here is on Disney's payroll and can't acknowledge pre-Disney Star Wars.

>Well this is the problem, nearly everything stems from everyone not recognising that SW is for kids.
Sure, but some stuff is even more for-kids than other stuff is.

On the "for kids" scale, I'd probably put it:
>RotS
>Rogue One
>ESB
>ANH
>AotC
>TFA
>RotJ
>TPM
>power gap
>TCW
>Rebels
>early TCW
>early Rebels
>power gap
>Forces of Destiny

No. It's just a normie opinion that people cling to because it's popular. This is why I automatically ignore anyone with this opinion unless they can give reasons to why they like it.

Then why are you here

B-but it's a dark movie user

Isn't that also the meme excuse for RotS?

Shitposting :^)

>no nigger OR negro
what's the "or" for?

Personally, it's the Bespin sequence that does it for me. It's a personal gold standard for everything I've seen/heard in Star Wars (the final section of 'Clash of the Lightsabers' in particular), though I can understand that there are plenty of detractors out there.

/swco/ battlefront games when

With ESB, it's just that it's "the normal" opinion, so it becomes a bit tiresome. I think there are a lot of reasons that it could be people's favorite, but it's just such a SAFE choice, that it often feels like a default response.

I feel the same way when people say The Dark Knight is their favorite comic book movie. Okay, that's fine ... but tell me WHY. If someone says Batman Begins is their favorite capeshit, then I know they've probably put thought into it; if they say TDK, then it's very possible they haven't seen it since theaters.

When they fix it

They don't want niggers or negros in there.

No, ANH is the normie opinion. ESB is the normie-contrarian opinion, a less popular opinion but the safest of them.
The only true contrarian opinion is that one of the prequels is your favourite. Every other you can safely say, except maybe ROTJ.

i'm guessing nigger = "free'd" black and negro = "free blacks"

in the sense that the former were freed via the abolishment of slavery and the latter are legacies of free blacks who bought themselves free / escaped prior to the abolishment of slavery

how is anyone still a star wars fan?

the new eu sucks
battlefront sucks
the new movies suck

seriously

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

>the new movies suck

Rogue One wasn't that bad.

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When is the next TLJ trailer? I hate empty shitposting.

ANH being their favorite just means they probably don't care that much about Star Wars overall. They just like SW.

ESB being your favorite means you think you're better than everyone.

RotJ being your favorite means you have good taste.

TPM being your favorite means you're either a faggot or you were 8-12 when it came out.

AOTC being your favorite means TCW is your favorite but you don't want to tell people you watch cartoons.

RotS being your favorite means you're an edgy little bitch.

TFA being your favorite means you saw Star Wars for the first time in 2015.

RO being your favorite means you're Gareth Edwards.

>The only true contrarian opinion is that one of the prequels is your favourite.
wat
RotS is an excellent film.

ROTS is kino pleb

Not all of us have some sort of bizarre persecution complex in regards to the prequels that we refuse to enjoy anything within canon outside of that era, with the sole exception of implicit OT acknowledgement.

Doesn't change the fact that picking the PT makes you a contrarian.

fuck dude, I wonder which Star Wars film is your favourite...
Try saying that to anyone in public. It's not even close to a mainstream opinion. And this is coming from someone who did enjoy ROTS, certainly more than other prequels and DEFINITELY the Disney shit.

>RotJ being your favorite means you have good taste.

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""leaks"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" say next Monday.

I got you senpai
youtube.com/watch?v=JNwNXF9Y6kY

Snoke is the kid from ROTS in the temple.

If we're gonna shit on something, let's shit on this together

youtube.com/watch?v=bEWaQdRd2-o

Can we rename /swco/ to /rotjag/ - Return of the Jedi Appreciation General?

ANH being your favorite means you like ANH the most

ESB being your favorite means you like ESB the most

RotJ being your favorite means you like RotJ the most

TPM being your favorite means you like TPM the most

AOTC being your favorite means you like AOTC the most

RotS being your favorite means you like RotS the most

TFA being your favorite means you like TFA the most

RO being your favorite means you like RO the most

Nothing more, nothing less

>he hates The Phantom Kino

pleb

Jedi might be the weakest movie of the OT, but the scenes with Sheev, Vader and Luke onboard the Death Star are easily the highest point of the movie series overall.

It should be renamed /tcw/ for how much it sucks it off

>"You, Ball, scan the ship again"
I will admit that made me chuckle.

It was the weakest movies of the franchise before TFA came out. Even the holiday special wasnt that rushed. RotJ Must have been at least two movies, one for rescuing Solo, one to beat up Sheev.

Are you retarded?

>The plot drags.
>make it longer user says.

Rey's forehead is not huge enough in these shorts

I'd hail her mandalore if you know what I mean

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Don't be triggered, the movie is rushed, that's a fact.

Explain yourself.

I have a huge backlog on the old EU

>ROTJ wasn't as good as it hypothetically could have been, ergo it is inferior to ESB
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirvana_fallacy
Why do you people go "muh ewoks, muh notes"? Why can't you just enjoy the kino we received instead of retroactively despising it because you read Skywalking?

It's multiple films smashed into one because George didn't want to make more about Luke finding his sister

CAN IT BE?

slashfilm.com/thandie-newton-han-solo-character/

But it isn't.

>afro
>into the trash it goes.

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First: proofs?
Second: Why isn't this argument applied to any other movie than ROTJ? Why did this argument only start coming about after people (who are already looking for an excuse to hate ROTJ) were informed of the early drafts?

By the very same logic we should deride Empire Strikes Back for Vader and Anakin being the same person and A New Hope for Luke being male and Han being human. But that doesn't happen. I wonder why that is....

that's my girl

WHAT IS THIS FROM FAGGOT

I WANT TLJ SHIP PICS

ANY SPOILERS? SHOTS OF THE SUPREMACY, DREADNOUGHT, BOMBER RADDUS, OR OTHER SHIPS???

>tfw no cool ships in the ST that aren't just retreads of OT ones

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>it ends up not being Sloane

amazon.com/dp/1682980952

Oh, that's not as good as I was hoping. Oh well, thanks for the pictures anyway.

Great that means the space battle occurs at the beginning of 8, and will probably be cut away from.

>Raddus
When the FUCK are we going to be filled in on what happened to that beautiful bastard?

Hes probably dead

One can like both movies equally and hate ewoks.

anyone got clone wallpapers?
I don't have any and it feels bad

>An entire planet of Idens

>It's multiple films smashed into one
What did he mean by this?

Admiral Raddus was captured and brutally interrogated by Vader after the Battle of Scarif and transferred to a high security prison on Carida. A daring Rebel strike to break him free went awry when the escape vehicle was destroyed by turbolaser fire, and the Rebels were forced to flee. Local smugglers spotted the scene, and salvaged the wreckage, finding that Raddus' CNS was still functional, and preserved his brain. The brain soon found itself in the possession of Willrow Hood on Bespin, an undercover Rebel agent who acquired it, and escaped with it during the Imperial occupation. He delivered it into the hands of the Alliance, where it came up with the plan to attack the second Death Star. It was then moved into the flagship bearing his name; where it remains the living intelligence controlling the Raddus.

>it's another "if ESB is thier favorite then they are not real fans episode"

You people and your gatekeeping honestly disgust me

>who is this Curry Cunny
>who is this Hyderabad Harlot
>who is this Brahma Mama
>who is this Lewd Vindaloo
>who is this Hindu Sin-Do
>who is this Lucknow Fuck-Me-Now
>who is this Mahout Muff-Diver
>who is this Hot Baabhiat
>who is this Lahore Whore
>who is this Raunchy Rani
>who is this Calcutta Slutta
>who is this Vedic Dick-Lover
>who is this Cop-A-Feel Patel
>who is this Flesh Ganesh
>who is this Hot Ass from the Khyber Pass
>who is this Sutlej Slag
>who is this Lezzy Desi
>who is this Sikhi Ficki-Ficki
>who is this Sri Lanka Wee-Wee-Longer
>who is this Swami Mommy
>who is this Tacky Paki
>who is this Handy Gandhi
>who is this Mughal Fug-All
>who is this Shiva Shemale
>who is this Pozzer Raja
>who is this Pashtun Prostitute
>who is this Whorier Maurya Amazon Warrior
>who is this Blowjobby Punjabi
>who is this Men-Galore from Bangalore
>who is this Mumbai Milker
>who is this Dalit Flesh-Wallet
>who is this Great Head Dot-Head
>who is this Sperm Pachyderm
>who is this Turbanator Masturbator
>who is this Deccan Trap
>who is this Skeet Pajeet

>black woman with afro

Just like every other black women in SW. So distinguishable!

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I've been away for a couple of months. Where did all this flat business come about with sabine?

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OFFICIAL INDISPUTABLE OBJECTIVE STAR WARS RANKING LIST:
>The Phantom Menace - __kino__
>Attack of the Clones - __kino__
>The Clone Wars - __kino__
>Revenge of the Sith - __kino__
>Rebels - __kino__
>Rogue One - __kino__
>A New Hope - __kino__
>The Empire Strikes Back - __kino__
>Return of the Jedi - __kino__
>The Force Awakens - not kino

Don't lewd the Iden

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Who is this Udder Pradesh?

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I can get by this.