What would you do if South Park did a high school/grown up episode Ala Simpsons?

What would you do if South Park did a high school/grown up episode Ala Simpsons?

would it result in kyle and cartman fucking?

Cartman's love is pure

My initial reaction was negative since the boys don't get to be kids enough as it is but I am curious about their future selves. It would spur a lot of ship controversy, though.

Can Kenny age? He's reborn and grows to be his current age almost immediately. Will he stop aging at a certain age? What's up with his immortality

Regardless of the end result, bitch and moan because it won't match my headcanon specifically.

Would we get to see Tweek and Craig fuck?

I would hope that Heidi is still dutifully following Cartman because it's cute.

He grew since preschool, at least.

I imagine I would enjoy it honestly, but mostly just be disappointed at their adult designs.

I love South Park’s art style, albeit simple. But some of the adult designs are ugly as fuck, whereas I see all the child designs to be cute. So seeing them go from small and adorable to adult and grotesque would put me off.

I guess I’m also too used to all the anime style fan art of them all being cute boy adults.

This. Unfortunately the adults look meh, I'd rather see them as teenagers instead.

if yes I sure hope they fill it up nicely with BL and general fanservice

At this point, it basically is a high school soap opera.

Is Kyle/Cartman still the most popular ship amongst the folks who ship southpark things seriously? If so: Probably. They do like to pander.

Yeah, the teen designs are a good inbetween. I always liked Scott Tenerman.

Also so I could see teen Tweek and Craig making out ;)

why is South Park suddenly so popular again?

I like that idea too ;)

2 reasons
1. game
2. fujoshit

Wow this post fucked up in more ways than one. Thanks mobile Sup Forums.

I was going to say to
It’s relevant again due to the new season currently airing.

It is a good idea ;)

The sad reality: shipping

cute belly slip

Why isn't there a new South Park this Wednesday?

so what? SP shipping exists since a long time already
did Sup Forums level up on the autism again?

Dark week. They’re essentially taking a break from their insane schedule/deadlines. If they do it for too many weeks in a row I think they’d actually unintentionally kill one another in the writers room.

You'd think they'd take a break after 6 episodes like Rick and Memey

>Perfect tier
Tweek x Craig
>good tier
Kenny x Butters
Wendy x Stan
>canon tier
Cartman x Hiedi
>okay tier
Stan x Kyle
>consider suicide tier
Kyle x Cartman

>its cartman goes on a school shooting episode

Creek is obviously more popular

>this much shit taste
consider suicide

your taste is fucking nice

Cartman looks like a pedophile.

quality taste user

real future cartman looked pretty good, until little cartman fucked himself over

The perfect list.

post creek

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>Enter South Park thread
>It's a stealth tweek x craig fojushit thread

>Cartman is one of the most tragic characters in fiction

I live for creek

>being mad that /ourboys/ get attention

why is this such a popular thread-type now

I mean, I'm down to frequent Sup Forums more than once a week but damn

I wish the vampire kids had more fanart besides just Mike.

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Mike is clearly the best.

CUTE!!! CUTE!!!

How do i get a tweek bf??? This is important!

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Why is Token so alpha?

Grown up Tweek and Craig better be a married gay couple.

he's black

the town church will actually let Tweek and Craig get married in secret to the rest of the catholic church

that's what happened to my uncle
and me i hope one day

Is it still legal to draw Craig without Tweek?

yes as long as he's cute

Can I play Stick of Truth right now if I preorder FBW?

yes

i doodled this yesterday

cute!

Yes.
That's what I'm doing.

Now it begs the question, do I preorder digitally and get SoT now or save 12 bucks and get it from Amazon Prime?

I already played SoT

I'm seriously considering making Raisins girls my superhero weakness. Just how often could they possibly show up, anyway?

That picture is quite nice, per se.

so he grew a chin cleft?

I've always had a fondness for the Vamp and Goth kids.
The Ungroundable and Goth Kids 3 were great.

preorder for them

For real tho, Amazon or Digital?

What platform
PC?
Get it cheapest if you want to just preorder it.

No, they would have broken up by then

t-they're never breaking up!

PS4 but I have a game man PC

if your gayman pc can handle it i'd say just get it for pc

why is the back of craig's head bald?

he's gay, that's why

>implying that's his back and that he's not just a faceless abomination

Gay love is eternal

all you plebs don't know that kocart is best ship

Komaeda get out of here, just because you're best boy doesn't mean you get to fuck fat kids. still better than hajime though

I can't remember the last south park thread without gay anime shipping.

There were plenty of criticism threads which quickly devolved into Sup Forums

It's like I can't win.

Well, gay shipping is more chill at least.

Is that Chavo?

Not only gay.

As much as I’d like that, I don’t think it would be beneficial.

Can you imagine writing, story boarding, voicing and animating an episode in 6 days for 6 weeks straight?

I can’t. I can’t even imagine doing it once.

I think even if they could pull it off it would have an impact on the quality anyway. It’s easy to get burned out if you work too much on one thing.

Plus the breaks at least makes the South Park discussions last a little longer. SP is honestly one of my top shows, I enjoy discussing it.

It was just under the fat this whole time.

What would the kids be when they grow up?
Kyle could be a lawyer like his dad, but something more morality driven like labor and employment law.
Cartman would do do something with business and management, but not accounting because only Jews do that.
Kenny would stay in South Park and have various shitty jobs, maybe end up working as a mechanic.
Stan would definitely try various things, from being a football collage player, musician, activist, and even try to study geology like Randy, but will always find himself going though life aimlessly.

Craig would be married to Tweek who is a musician while also running over Tweek coffee
I'm not sure what Craig would do for a living, maybe business considering that's all I can remember him doing

He's interested in space and is focused on logical thinking, he could try and become an astrophysicist

perhaps medical?
I see him staying in South Park unless Tweek Coffee branches out

Just face it - they will all stay in a cursed place that South Park is. They won't be let go.

Stan: probably something Blue Collar, like Plumber or Electrician or Homemaker for Wendy., in either case he gonna go full Randy once he hits 30 and go Job roulette.
Kyle: Prosecutor, His parents are likely to push him into Law and the guy is unlikely to become a general one like his dad because he has seen the moral failings of his dad so many times.
Cartman: Unemployed or CEO of a successful start-up, The guy alternates between spectacular failures and successes really hard, so it is basically a coin flip.
Kenny: Enlists and becomes a Career Soldier so he can get money for his sister.
Butters: Roped into becoming a Porn Star and/or Prostitute/"Escort".

Kenny is too poor to move
Stan and Wendy will move
Bebe will move
Cartman will move as per the canon
Kyle will jew elsewhere probably
I can see Clyde staying
Token will without a doubt move

>Butters: Roped into becoming a Porn Star and/or Prostitute/"Escort".
100% what's going to happen and he's going to be nice to all the ladies

Watch it? What kind of a question is that?

>95750101
sauce

You don't get the implication. They can't move in the same way they can't grow up. They won't ever leave the cursed loop.

>it's a kenny spends the week killing himself while jerking himself off episode

Why is Sup Forums so gaaaaaaay?

What's the context for these truman show inspired fanarts