Quick, say something nice about the state on your left

Quick, say something nice about the state on your left.

It's good fire material

>Louisiana
Umm.... No :)

there are nice girls in california

>being Oregonian

eh its pretty ocean if u know what im sayin

New Mexico isn't as big of a shithole as Mexico.

If you like white supremacists, there are a lot of them in Idaho.

t. Wyoming

>North Dakota

The abandoned shacks in the middle of nowhere that I see when I take a painfully slow train ride through your godforsaken methpit of a state are built to last, they look like they've been half blown over in a field for hundreds of years now.

>the Virginias
I like your redneck culture, it's cool

women are sexy and have nice mustaches.

Kansas has a pretty good basketball team, thats about it. KU i mean

>South Australia
You cunts are all right.

>Pennsylvania

You are the home to wawa, a crazy yet beautiful west, and a bustling city life. Although your tourists are annoying at times, you still bring life into the souls of the shores.

sup fella i am also from NJ

No, fuck Baden.

Iowa has…really great corn? Not sure.

Fuck you, Atlantic, you watery faggot.

It's like Mexico, but new.

Peaches are pretty sweet
Good on you, Georgia.

>California
Your sluts are hot and like to be bound and gagged.

Not all of new Jersey is a dumpster

Im in KY and we have several states to the west of us
>ohio
Literally nothing, its a boring and dirty shithole with no culture or anything of note and tons of niggers in every city
>Indiana
Mike Pence and theyre part of americas breadbasket with nice, conservative people
>Illinois
Only thing i can think of is chicago deep dish pizza
>Missouri
ive never been but i know they keep their niggers in check

>live in washington
rip

Smolensk oblast is probably ok. It's poor, but has very few blacks. I should visit it someday.

Michigan .... Eminem is cool i guess? What the fuck happens in Michigan IDK

I like cheese.

>California

Uhm...the ocean is cool I guess.

Hahahaha is that merkel? The one with the green jacket???

>living in AZ
Thanks for letting me be born in you California, but could you kindly fuck now. My family left you to get away from commies and spics, and you keep sending more of the former to help the latter come in.

Congrats to Oklahoma for being the reddest state in the Union.

The only reason New Mexico is better than Mexico is because it's new.

They tied some faggot up to a fence post and beat him to death for being a faggot

Although I hear it was more drug/money related and not really about him being a faggot, but everyone just assumed that so they could push the narrative.

>New Mexico

Nice vistas, friendly people. 10/10 would visit again

Wisconsin- your cheese is great. Can't say the same for your girls. Come to Lake Michigan sometime

>Kansas
Nah, fuck 'em

Rocky top is cool
Smokey mountains are cool
Good whiskey
Conservative
Gatlinburg is cool

>Idaho

Lots of potatoes.

>Illinois
Obama will build a nice library there

>Texas
Whataburger came from there, so they're alright.

Idaho has pretty good potatoes. They're also just as white as here.

Training at Fort.Knox gave me a heart parasite long enough to allow to experience my military welfare like nigger welfare.

The Pacific Ocean doesn't shit hurricanes at us unlike the Atlantic.

Hawaii has sexy volcanos

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>Mississipi

...well, good food i guess. Also still racist and proud, so.. there's that.

>New York
Trump Tower, of course.

Just texas

nevada is a fuckin fun state, wish i lived there instead of mormonville

I cannot say anything good about ohio

New Mexico.

I really liked Breaking Bad.

9/11

>Maryland
at least most of their niggers are confined to Baltimore and DC

>Wisconsin
You voted for rato but I'm sure you'll go Trump this time...

its wet

he said left ya fuckstick

>utah
Idk man ive never really been there but you might have less homeless people and niggers than colorado does so there ya go

Best bull preppers in the world.

>Hawaii

Thanks for Pearl Harbor, its always a cool place to visit whenever I vacation there.

Where you at?

t. Happy Valley/Clackamas

Alabama has Huntsville

Eminem is the luckiest piece of white trash on the planet.. thanks anyways NY/Pennsylvania bro

New Orleans food
Hatch chilies
That is all

California has a bubba gump at Santa Monica that's pretty good, San Diego's nice, other than that fuck everything about it

Arizona btw

Victoria and South Wales are both right of south Australia you abo

>be arizona

I like your cultural influence nevada

couldnt think of anything nice to say about commiefornia

>New Mexico

Your Hatch chilies are good.

>Colorado
Beautiful landscape.

Fuck off you Missouri cunt.

Enjoy your 65 mph interstate and shit tired roads

Also Colorado is a beautiful state.

>Arkansas

It's fun to mispronounce and watch the natives have a hissy fit.

Seriously you have "Kansas" as part of your state name and you just slapped AR in front of it so it's AR-KANSAS as far as I'm concerned you stupid hillbillies.

i literally can think of nothing good to come out of kansas, fuck kansas

Uh huh they are uhhhh sorry nothing LA is shit

>Alabama

Didnt see many spics last time I was there.

you have very nice agriculture and mountains

there is literally nothing good to say about utah

>Massachusetts

Best fucking state ever.

Iowa has lots of corn

Kansas City has a lot of good concert venues and it isn't to far from where I live.

>california
thanks for in-n-out that shit is delicious

>Illinois

I'm down with my Chicago peeps and they got dat deep dish

I like AC.

M U C K

F I Z Z O U

breaking bad took place there, other that your state is a spic shithole

>WA
Guess the ocean is alright for fresh seafood.

we make car that go vroom vroom very speed and excite

also have fat maker of films leaning on the side of retarded. we do not talk about him much because he shameful and dishonorable to Michigan hard worker

Based NC Governor is based

>Georgia
I guess you have good peaches and stuff. Savannah is OK.

Are you forgeting portillos user?
>Literally a goat tier restaurant

Nothing good can be said about Illinois.

We absolutely need a state flag at this point.

>Mfw
Noone comments anything nice about Arizona

>Michigan
Birthplace of Eminem and Insane Clown Posse. Such amazing talent!

Nebraska has Omaha, which doesn't have too many nigs in it for a big city.

Dear Wisconsin

I love your cheese, especially your white cheddar. Deep fried heese curds are a gift from God and I thank you guys everyday for making them. We may both make a lot of beer but I think it's fair to say each state has their own quality brews, but you guys definately have some delicious stouts and ales. I wish you much success, both economically and culturally.

Sincerely,

Michigan

They are really good at running.

>Minnesota

You haven't quite pissed me off enough for me to go on a killing spree in Minneapolis, so good job I guess.

Missisippi you still lynch niggers

Maryland crabs are the fucking best.

You guys have Trump in your golden New York Towers :'(

wait, I read that as to my right.

Never mind, Detroit/Michigan is a shithole.

Mississippi is just slightly worse than us at everything, so if they didn't exist Alabama would be ranked first for obesity, last for education and so on.

Thanks for sucking so hard, Pississippi.

NYC is pretty nice