What part of "fuck off we're full" don't you understand?
What part of "fuck off we're full" don't you understand?
Other urls found in this thread:
news.com.au
youtube.com
youtube.com
baka.com.au
theguardian.com
youtube.com
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
Those are the only parts of that shithole were you don't get eaten by crocs, stung to death by stingrays, mauled by abos or raped by emus
Just so you know boatcunt, once you're caught you're #BANNED4LIFE
Nobody wants to go to your shitty Abo infested emu colony anyway.
You might have to stage some more theme park tragedies for the message to fully sink in.
the part where why would anyone want to come there in the first place?
What are those small dots in the middle?
Is that the underground nation of the Aboriginal Gods?
No shit, but Tassie is looking pretty fucking full from that pic.
There are even dots on the West coast. Fuck that noise.
>Abo infested
>Australia: 92% white
>USA: 63% white
you probably are given that the grey area is the equivalent of a nuclear wasteland with added bonus of
Not a problem, moving to New Zealand, anyway. Fuck the people, but I'll take some of their real estate for myself. Can't wait.
Nah, you still get mauled (and raped) by abos in those parts.
Don't forget the poisonous octopus. Never forget the poisonous octopus.
>>Australia: 92% white
I don't believe it. I think when the results of the recent census come out you won't be happy
Australia is just sand.
Lmfao
The center of Australia is like mad max but with abos, don't stop your car or you will get speared ,then they will probably eat you lel.
You're one to talk shit when there's more kiwis in oz then New chinkland. Hey, maybe when Chang buys out your farm you can go work at woolies for a dollar a day or however much the median income is in your povo shithole these days.
I have strange premonition that the potential refugees will be creating their own ghettos in the largest centers of population instead of dispersing evenly over that literal post-apocalyptic wasteland.
audible kek
>New Zealander
>Unironically asking why anyone would want to move to Australia
You can have the entire population of the Gold Coast back m8.
Aboriginals and Americans. No, seriously.
>95% inhabited
Can I come in, Australia? I'll vote One Nation and drink VB.
what happens here?
That's fucking rich, half your country is here on the gold coast you sheep fucking faggot.
That Penis is probably a delicacy in SouthAmerica
Fuck off were full unless you have a few million lying around
the other half has more people than the first half
we full
So red's Aussies and grey's the Emu Empire?
ooga booga
Whats the biggest city that's not on the fucking coast?
My penis is a delicacy to your mum m8
and here?
Mining, energy, tourism based around viewing rocks in 40 degree heat.
In short fuck all
Mining.
canberra. literally the capital of australia
Each spot is a cum stain, one from the BAC and another from BUSAC, to remind Australians of their place beneath abos and burgers.
>city
>not on the fucking coast
I don't understand
Full of shit.
Place is too fucking hot for most people apart from sandniggers
What if I want to live in the middle though?
Now now, she keeps telling you that's not true and that you tasted like rotten fished smeared in heated feta cheese with vinegar. Does she have to get another restraining order on you?
It's mostly desert, aboriginals and tourist going to look at aboriginals.
Nuclear tests and illegal immigrant entry points.
Little known fact (or little bothered about because it's a hell of a drive) is that there is some decent fucking surf stashed up there, even if doesn't get the biggest swells.
Anyway, South West is best West.
Thats where the tourists go to feed the crocs and sharks
>waaah the big bad sun is too hot for my poor widdle hobbit body
Man up you pussy
The great Australian Bight is ironically home to the highest number of man eating sharks in Australia. Amazing surf, but so fucking sharky
I do.
Seems kinda neat over there, like the old west was. Cowboy hats are still a thing, and so is being murdered and eaten by the "natives".
2% of pop lives in grey area
Boat people are free to come here if they choose to live in the fucking desert.
You're fucked, nigger. My form is already in and being processed, and I qualify for housing assistance. In the meantime, do all of you look as fuckugly as pic related, or just those two?
See you soon, neighbor.
Question to my Australia bros. How white are you? How conservative are you?
One America and Europe are finished, will you be able to carry on the torch?
>you won't be happy
t. a shitskin
Fuck, raped with a screwdriver
At least they stay in the water, mostly. It's the fucking wild piggies you gotta keep an eye on.
Lol, god, you're pathetic. Shut up, fatass.
The Big Bite m8.
Just fucking nothing but derro cunts on shitty farms.
Couple of good spots tucked away in secret there.
jesus christ. how do people living in perth manage? like, i know it's a big city, but it's still in the middle of fucking nowhere
Whiter than you
More conservative than you
In fact we are better than you in every way, particularly with American ladies whose panties are like yoyos around us
holy shit that looks exactly like nevada, or anywhere in the southwest really
And for cheeky cunts stealing snags off ur bbq. Kookaburras have no shame.
>More conservative
Kek
Go for it.
No one else is using it.
You shitting me? They've GOT to be using that land to do government experiments on the abos. There must also be a fuck ton of resources. I trust Aussies arent that cucked?
Whats Coober Peady like?
Whats the most bumfuck nowhere town you've been to?
top quality webm 100% laffs
is that a mara or a cavy or what?
31/32 white, the other 1/32 is Indian (as in, dot on the head Indian), and that's a long story
But I'm as Aryan looking as they come
I support Pauline and Trump
Is it true that Abos used to eat their newborn young back in the day?
Theyre fucking handsome compared to Australian cunts.
Sound better too. Aussie music is all didgeridoos and child molesters selling British Paints
left is a cute, right is a Maori.
So, not much you can do about that.
Would be Alice Springs (I guess)
It's flatter than both.
It's the flattest place in the world.
See we beat yrgevworkd st everything without even breaking a sweat.
I'm going to crack a victory stubbie right now.
Cheers cunt
As an American, if I come to Australia on holiday will I be able to have sex with a qt blond Australian girl?
We export a fuck tonne of coal, iron ore and uranium. If I remember correctly we have more uranium than anyone else. We just don't use it ourselves.
I've been to Arizona.
The Outback is like a gigantic Arizona with all the people removed.
>BOOST MIGRATION INTAKE
HAHAHA WHITE PEOPLE BTFO
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU WHITE MAN
based BULL
How's that poofter marriage and legal pot business all working out for you guys.
Go to university to learn Engineering and get accosted by a obnoxious gang of trannies.
Fuck all that shit. I was wrong you guys definitely do degeneracy better than us
>baka.com
Stopped reading there, you baka.
Small town where they mine opals, no other reason to go there.
We have something like 1/3 of the worlds uranium out there. Also it's where we keep our cannibals and serial killers.
That, and there's roads that literally have distance warnings on them because most vehicles don't carry enough fuel to actually make it to the next petrol station and get stranded in the wastes.
Definitely. Accents always get you laid in foreign countries. You'll probably do especially well because American tourists aren't as common here compared to say tourists from the UK.
Are you white, do you have a spare pinga, and can you stomach this?
>QT
>Australian girl
You can only pick one
I'm coming next year (LEGALLY), hope you have room for at least one more
They went back to NZ after New York because NZ let's homosexuals marry
Do you speak mandarin or cantonese?
Send them all here instead
en.wikipedia.org
Lol.
Money up front cunt
No, unless you have a BBC
This.
Not gonna like Amerilads, Australian women are...unpolished.
Zeehan
sharks, meth and blackouts
>40 DEGREE HEAT
Seems cold as fuck tbqh famalam
Go there to see the lawns mate
i only understan that i i have to report this thread
Wow, I thought only Zyzz talked like that.
What's a pinga?
I'm white. Australia, here I come brothers.
Actually aussie girls are cute.
Until they open their fucking mouths.
Everything they say sounds like theyre asking a question?
And theyre fucking foul mouthed bitches who will tell you theyre having a shit
Hey, me and my gf been thinking about studying in Australia and staying there after we're done. How's welfare for students/migrants down there?
You're right.
Better bring your scarf, beanie and fur coat