Congratulations user. You get your waifu/husbando

Congratulations user. You get your waifu/husbando
But there's there's one catch. You've got to have sex with one /co nonhuman quadruped/biped

What if my waifu is an inanimate object? Or a dragon?

Then you're a faggot and you should fuck off to /trash/

And the downside?

Can't go wrong with a dragon

You have to have sex with an insect like organism

So the downside is I have to have sex with my husbando?

If you don't satisfy the nonhuman it will follows you wherever you go and rape you every morning while tour waifu/husbando watches

I'm hip

So you mean like an animal, one of those anthro characters or a mythological character?

Easy. One of my waifus is Party horse

>waifu is a nonhuman biped

What do?

This is a furry thread. Somebody report it; I can't be arsed.

>Not animal horse
Thats some shit taste if I ever saw it.

And the downside?

Got to fuck an insect organism

Rapes you in the anus

What if my waifu is an insect organism?

But fucking a furry is heresy.

And the downside?

Got to fuck a man

She gets pregnant \ he gives you aids

What if my waifu (male) is a man?

No ones posted her yet

I feel like you didn't think this thread through OP

I don't see how that is a problem?

Then you've got to fuck female non human then start over from beginning

Where.
Is.
The.
Drawback.

But those are the best kind

you're on Sup Forums; this is like /d/-lite

Fine. You want drawback. Here's your drawback.

If you don't satisfy the nonhuman who isnt your waifu\husband she\he tears your dick off and forces it down tour waifu\husband of throat

:^)
Where's the ________

user hit the jackpot with this

>is a nonhuman
>has 8 limbs so that's basically an octoped
>is also a major qt3.14

If your a girl. Nonhuman tears off your breasts ( all of it) and foces them down your waifu\husband is throat

Hole's a hole. A dick is fine, too.
Now to find me a waifu with a big cock...

What if I'm into that?

Martian queen and Martian queen.

My waifu Rosalina comes to life. I have wild amazing sex with Minerva here. Sounds like I can't stop winning.

Didn't post pic, I am a loser, and have stopped winning...

Waifu gogo bomango
Me likey bouncy bouncy

Ooh so that's her name

Nonhuman ties you up and marathons twilight and popquiz hotshot by Doug walker

You'd be given drugs to alter you state of mind specifically so you're not into that at the moment

>Thats some shit taste if I ever saw it.
>says the guy with the worst taste possible

Here you go

...

this is a nonhuman biped

Do you think AI will be able to reproduce a 2d environment with your waifu so you can use your oculus?

Maybe

I think at this point you've gone too absurd.
What's even the point of going that far if you can just give me a drug that alters my mental state? Why not just drug me to make me feel hell to begin with?

Maybe not

So what's the catch?

...

If you don't satisfy nonhuman Nonhuman ties you up and marathons twilight and popquiz hotshot by Doug walker

Well, at least she'll laugh at my jokes.

To record good footage

Besides, not everyone's gonna make it that difficult to torment them, it's just part of the contract that we have to.

>not sun butt or moonbutt

Why waifu is already nonhuman. Welp, guess I gotta have sex with her. Thems the breaks.

...

What do I win?

Jenna from balro is my waifu.
Would have sex with sola from john carter to get her

What if my husbando is Garrus?

>There's not even a downside
What is this, "Willyoupressthebutton.com?"

>post gets deleted and I get a warning for posting a Spinnerette character
>these are fine
Shit mods with no comic knowledge should be hung in a noose.

boco please just shut the fuck up

ahahahah...
AHAHHAHAHHA 2 FOR 1 SCORE.

Every time until you learn.
dress horse
best horse

>But there's there's one catch. You've got to have sex with one /co nonhuman quadruped/biped

Sooooo, what's the catch again?

>tfw OP assumes that Sup Forums is full of normals who would be turned off by 4 legged waifus, or any waifus whatsoever

You have much to learn grasshopper-san.

My waifu is a mutie. Problem solved.

>sex
No thank you

What if my waifu already qualifies for that?

>You've got to have sex with one /co nonhuman quadruped/biped
That describes half of the Sup Forums guys I like, so....

My waifu already is a non human biped.

>waifus
>plural
Philistine. More than one waifu will fuck up your laifu.

How do I even have sex with my husbando? Do ants have cloacas?

So ummm, what's the downside?

>nonhuman
ok

what the fuck is that

>/co nonhuman quadruped/biped
the catch is exactly what per se

>All these fucking meatbags
The future is now you old fucks.

this is Sup Forums...

I wanted to fuck that dragon and I'm not a furry

>philistine
I don't think you know what that word means

Yeah I'd do it

The better question is who doesn't have a non-human waifu/husbando/thing-o they'd fuck on Sup Forums?

No it ain't it's Sup Forums.

I love how OP thought he had us all fucked with the "catch".