My life is better than yours, Sup Forums. Despite being a nerd like the rest of you, I have:
-A hot girlfriend I am fucking when I get out of work tomorrow
-a 2020 on the SATs
-Eagle Scout
-lettered in two high school sports, track and soccer
-have a decent GPA
-have a fake ID
-have a decent amount of friends
Pic related, it's my girlfriend's tits
Yeah? Well I have a penis
>Sup Forums
Way to fail at life, >LEAF
Fuck off and die!
>Eagle Scout
no amount of scout leader sodomy is worth all that
That torso and shit looks awfully masculine desu. Is your girlfriend a fucking mentally ill tranny?
>Canadian
k
>have a fake ID
You have to be 18 to post on this website friendo, I'm reporting your post! Nothing personal kid
>2020
she has a fridge body
>Sup Forums
>fake ID
>leaf
Wrong board faggot
Is your girlfriend a man? That waist-to-hip ratio is disgusting.
Nice fridge mode gf you got there
How do we solve the leaf problem?
Sup Forums
yes yes well done canada, well done canada
HOWEVER
Oh wow all those things are gonna come in super handy when I stab you to death
Is that a ring on your "girlfriends" finger? Fucking leaf fag
That is a man with tits.
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That was me 22 years ago. (SAT scores were different then). Life works out fine. You will drop that bitch and fuck some new ones in college.
You will stop being enamored of Trump and his ilk by the way (assuming you have not already).
no one gives a fuck leaf. go attentionwhore somewhere else.
>we're under 18
>these are my gf's tits
MOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSS
I have a job, two cars, and a house, oh and 100s of 30rd ar mags you can't have those :^)
Yup pretty much!
If you had any sort of life at all you wouldn't need to bother with posting on a message board in the first place.
more
Was thinking the same thing. I thought he was gonna brag about being a tranny or something.
>no penis
>no muscle butt
Her body is shit. What are you even thinking.
>rings
back out now for your own good
WHAT ARE WRONG WITH HER TITS
I also have a nice girlfriend, friends and a good career. I don't need to post about it on a chinese political cartoon image board to feel better about myself though.
>-have a fake ID
When did we let kids post here? BTW wouldnt OP's pic considered CP if it's underaged?
If all this were true, you would have no need to post about it.
Therefore, you are full of shit.
And this ain't Sup Forums
Fail on all counts. No wonder nobody likes Canadian posters.
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You're the kind of guy who looks at the sidewalk and shuts the fuck up should you have the misfortune of walking near me in the street. Basically the only people who are safe around me are the ones who need a sudden savior. The rest of you cunts are fair game should society ever consider feral cannibalism.
Yup.
OP for future reference, check pic to see what girls look like
>1.0+ hip-waist ratio
absolutely
disgusting
>still in high school
keep it up brotha. watch out college is just daycare. get the fuck out and work MOTHER FUCKER GET ON YO KNEES AND DIG
Exactly my thoughts
This is Sup Forums fuckhead. Fake ID, gf with no ass. You're not in a bragging position kid. In case you didn't realise what you're bragging about is as day to day as eating dinner to a regular, non autistic adult.
Yeah, but at the end of the day you are still just a fucking leaf.
Shes a keg with legs
>a 2020 on the SATs
>brainlets think this is impressive
and yet here you are posting about how great you "are" here in Sup Forums...
Fuckin GDI pussies man, always talking about when they peaked in highschool.
Where the fuck are your gf's hips? If I saw her ass I'd probably puke.
>Leaf
Didn't bother to read the post.
That's not bad, it's where the score was that matter.
If he fucked the math yeah he is shit. Like i got 1960 730 reading 710 math, beating 96,93 percent of the respective takers that time.
congratulations
I won't argue over first world issues or semantics, but I'll acknowledge everyone here has varying degrees of success
it is why were an anonymous image board
donald trump could post here and you wouldn't know its him directly posting
they're real
>virgin alert
that is a man, you knob.
That's not your girlfriend, leaf. That's you. You've been drinking Trudeau Moo, the gender fluid milk! Your breasts are shaping up nicely.
Pic is a trap, no hips = man.
Your life must've gone wrong if you're here and not underage
> My life is better than yours, Sup Forums.
> Sup Forums
>she
I know those titties...
You need to be 18 or older to post here.
those are some serious man tits on your gf.