Land of the free

>land of the free
>public defecation is outlawed

Explain this one to me please.

Shit is gross?

*hands you a paper bag*
The shit I put up with
*unzips dick*

>*unzips dick*
that sounds painful desu

We are free to live in a shitting street free land. And private defecation wise, you can get as crazy as you want as long as you leave the public out of it.

Hardly, kiddo

You can poop wherever you want on your own property

>muh social contract

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YOU HAD ONE JOB OP

>public defecation is outlawed
WTF

Dogs have more rights than people

I know, weird huh?

lol

Oh hi pajeet, the loo is over there. No squatting, loos are for sitting shitting, like a civilized person.

We live in a sophisticated society. I know it's hard for brits to accept that their egotistical chum like society isn't as high priced as it once was considering it's been taking one step forward and two steps back these past few decades.

>keep calm chive on

Cancer of the highest degree, good find ausbro

but they shart in mart

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SHART

My gf has the body of the girl on the left

I shit in my yard all the time. Sometimes my dog finds it later and eats it. Arrest me.

post butt

It's not India.

Fuck off Pajeet

>tattoo
im sorry to say that, m8, but she cucks you with negros

m'eh, that tattoo kills it for me

deal breaker

>Pierced
>Tattoo
You've posted your disgusting degenerate girlfriend before.

minus the tits

Explain to me why women defile their skin with tattoos?

also no gap = fatty inner thigh

>fucking transformers backback in the background

underage b&

AMERICA STANDS FOR FREEDOM
BUT IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FREE

It's probably for his girlfriend's son.

Honestly, today i got pissed off because i was in a store and they wouldn't let me use the bathroom, then i ran over to the gas station to piss and it was out of service. There's nowhere to piss anymore and if u piss in a bush ur considered a degenerate right?