Superman's here to punch your V-card, Sup Forums.
Superman's here to punch your V-card, Sup Forums
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
I'm not gay
You can't say no to super dick
He really did come to save the day
chi-chi's ready!
I mis bearded Clark. I really, really miss bearded, black clothing Clark.
He was hot stuff.
Neither am I.
Except for beardy Superman. *fans self*
>Superman's here to punch your V-card, Sup Forums.
Well, did she bring Supergirl over? Otherwise that kinda won't work.
>tfw you haven't been a virgin since 2010
It's gay to not want to fug him
>tfw you haven't been a virgin since you were two years old
...
But what about my wizard powers?
I just finished the Exile storyline after Byrne left and MY GOD SO MUCH BEARD I DIED
\_/ Those are my legs
So?
Yes, please!
It's the least I could do for a superhero!
Honestly banging a Kryptonian, Superman at that, would be the single meaningful achievement in my sad life.
Actually I think people would respect me more if they found out.
im not gay but why dont more superheros have chest hair
The ideal human body doesn't have body hair.
Whatever helps you sleep at night Freezer
Im a god damned eldritch arch magus, let him try.
faggot
... Are the sleeves always separate?
It doesn't look separate in the OP, so no
but Is it even possible to penetrate kriptonian buttholes?
>Only if you are more powerful than an automotive
It doesn't matter
canonically inaccurate.
>more powerful than an automotive
It's locomotive you dense motherfucker
Everybody is gay for Superman
Not Batwoman, she's in lesbian with the police chick.
>But what about my wizard powers?
Then you get fucked by the Shazam. He does things with wizards
I like to imagine Clark practically a living jungle of hair under his costume/clothes. Shaving's no easy task when the only thing strong enough to cut your hair is you.
Why is it everybody in Sup Forums are closeted raging homesexuals? Is this /lgbt/ now?
I hope this frickin gay superman got BTFO by very conservative very republican and religous Dr. Mahattan.
>Why is it everybody in Sup Forums are closeted raging homesexuals? Is this /lgbt/ now?
The board has been doing this stupid shit for years, this aint new
What if I'm not gay? Supes is a boy scout, he wouldn't disrespect a flaming hetero.
lurk more, newfag
Religious Dr Manhattan?
Why isn't superman always drawn with chesthair?
user, that's not even going to come up.
>on Sup Forums
>not gay
Pick one
yeah but have you had sex since then?
Its not gay if you are fucking an alien.
I was born ready
Get ready Sup Forums, I'm going in dry
>pink eye
sheesh, why are gays so nasty
The universe would never be that kind
I can only hope
Hope I get preggers so I can sell the fetus to Luthor.
Fictional goal body threads belong on /fit/ user.
>Dr.Manhattan
>Actually conservative
No user he was just a pushover because of his upbringing.
Wreck me daddy
I bet John Byrne faps every night to the thought of Cavill's hairy chest
Superman's my bro. I will not ate his ass. Maybe a fuck Lois, but nothing more.
>Not fucking your bro
Some friend.
Bruh, Superman's not even human so its not gay for him to fuck you
Well, you gotta admit, it is pretty impressive.
Cavill's hairy chest isn't a 12 year old girl
You gon' learn today!
No, he brought Krypto. Choose one, or you get BOTH.
Mirror + heat vision.
>Delicious beard burn on your thighs.
Yes.