Superman's here to punch your V-card, Sup Forums

Superman's here to punch your V-card, Sup Forums.

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

I'm not gay

You can't say no to super dick

He really did come to save the day

chi-chi's ready!

I mis bearded Clark. I really, really miss bearded, black clothing Clark.

He was hot stuff.

Neither am I.

Except for beardy Superman. *fans self*

>Superman's here to punch your V-card, Sup Forums.

Well, did she bring Supergirl over? Otherwise that kinda won't work.

>tfw you haven't been a virgin since 2010

It's gay to not want to fug him

>tfw you haven't been a virgin since you were two years old

...

But what about my wizard powers?

I just finished the Exile storyline after Byrne left and MY GOD SO MUCH BEARD I DIED

\_/ Those are my legs

So?

Yes, please!

It's the least I could do for a superhero!

Honestly banging a Kryptonian, Superman at that, would be the single meaningful achievement in my sad life.
Actually I think people would respect me more if they found out.

im not gay but why dont more superheros have chest hair

The ideal human body doesn't have body hair.

Whatever helps you sleep at night Freezer

Im a god damned eldritch arch magus, let him try.

faggot

... Are the sleeves always separate?

It doesn't look separate in the OP, so no

but Is it even possible to penetrate kriptonian buttholes?

>Only if you are more powerful than an automotive

It doesn't matter

canonically inaccurate.

>more powerful than an automotive
It's locomotive you dense motherfucker

Everybody is gay for Superman

Not Batwoman, she's in lesbian with the police chick.

>But what about my wizard powers?
Then you get fucked by the Shazam. He does things with wizards

I like to imagine Clark practically a living jungle of hair under his costume/clothes. Shaving's no easy task when the only thing strong enough to cut your hair is you.

Why is it everybody in Sup Forums are closeted raging homesexuals? Is this /lgbt/ now?
I hope this frickin gay superman got BTFO by very conservative very republican and religous Dr. Mahattan.

>Why is it everybody in Sup Forums are closeted raging homesexuals? Is this /lgbt/ now?
The board has been doing this stupid shit for years, this aint new

What if I'm not gay? Supes is a boy scout, he wouldn't disrespect a flaming hetero.

lurk more, newfag

Religious Dr Manhattan?

Why isn't superman always drawn with chesthair?

user, that's not even going to come up.

>on Sup Forums
>not gay

Pick one

yeah but have you had sex since then?

Its not gay if you are fucking an alien.

I was born ready

Get ready Sup Forums, I'm going in dry

>pink eye
sheesh, why are gays so nasty

The universe would never be that kind

I can only hope

Hope I get preggers so I can sell the fetus to Luthor.

Fictional goal body threads belong on /fit/ user.

>Dr.Manhattan
>Actually conservative
No user he was just a pushover because of his upbringing.

Wreck me daddy

I bet John Byrne faps every night to the thought of Cavill's hairy chest

Superman's my bro. I will not ate his ass. Maybe a fuck Lois, but nothing more.

>Not fucking your bro

Some friend.

Bruh, Superman's not even human so its not gay for him to fuck you

Well, you gotta admit, it is pretty impressive.

Cavill's hairy chest isn't a 12 year old girl

You gon' learn today!

No, he brought Krypto. Choose one, or you get BOTH.

Mirror + heat vision.

>Delicious beard burn on your thighs.

Yes.