Behold, the ultimate cooking utensil!
Many have tried to pull the spatula from this ancient grease but all have failed. Only a fry cook worthy of King Neptune himself can wield...
THE GOLDEN SPATULA!
Behold, the ultimate cooking utensil!
Joshua Hughes
Anthony Ramirez
Anons, take my picture with the spatula.
Cameron Hall
GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT EXHIBIT YOU GREASY TURD
Leo Richardson
Sure, smile!
Jaxson Johnson
Excuse me, could I have a moment of your time?
Do you know where the menu section is?
Jaxson Edwards
Sure, that's easy!
It's over that way!
Austin Fisher
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Caleb Phillips
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Andrew Bailey
Holy smokes
Tyler Brown
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Grayson Powell
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Leo Rodriguez
the chosen has been chosen
Lincoln Reed
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Lincoln Brown
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Easton Richardson
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?
Leo Gonzalez
THE OLD GODS ARE DEAD!
Isaac Murphy
OH FUG!
Lincoln Diaz
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Tyler Myers
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Jonathan Cooper
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Ethan Reed
THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE WILD RIDE STEVE!
Jonathan Gomez
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Benjamin James
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Anthony Nelson
This better not be fucking pickle rick.
Jason Reyes
Is it pickle Poseidon?
It's picle Poseidon isn't it?
Blake Brooks
They ruined King Neptune in the Spongebob movie. They should've used the cool one from the Golden Spatula episode
Alexander Robinson
It's Neptune not Poseidon you fucking Greek
Andrew Evans
he bout to cum :D
Ian Murphy
Yes, yes, at last! Someone worthy of being the royal fry cook. Who has freed the spatula from the grease?
Julian Rogers
Hurry the fuck up OP we're not here for the ride
Jeremiah Foster
Uh, I did, Mr. Neptune, sir.
Carter Lewis
HA!
A fine jest, boy. You are but a lowly Sup Forums thread topic.
Puny.
Insignificant.
Common.
Therefore you could never be fry cook to a god and this is why it is funny!
Dominic Ramirez
Now stand aside as I search this thread for my true fry cook!
Anthony Johnson
I hope its me
Connor Rivera
Read this as fry cock at first
Cooper Thompson
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Zachary Hernandez
Stand back, fags, i got this
Ayden Wood
pick erick
Brandon Ortiz
I have thousands of years of experience
Caleb Wilson
C-Can I be your fry cook?
William Garcia
Pick lerick
James Phillips
Id be willing to work for you Mr. Neptune, but I must warn you, it would be very expensive
Jackson Hall
This is even FUNNIER!
Thomas Young
But Mr. Neptune, that sponge guy really did pull the spatula out.
Landon Hughes
I pulled it out
Carter Hughes
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Nicholas Mitchell
No we're gonna get all the way to the frying competition and the pickles spongebob tucks in will be pickle rick
Christian Ortiz
You there, /fit/izen!
Joseph Long
How have you not seen it was the Bran Flakes?
Easton Cook
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Daniel Johnson
it was me, I pulled it out, like I pull the souls of the damn from pocket universes.
Jaxson James
it was me. dubs confirms it
Dylan Evans
Confirmation on chopper Dave pulled it out.
Dylan Bailey
Stop lying you fucking bubble it was Spongebob!
Anthony Allen
ha ha double dubs.
Michael Murphy
I did it
I always pull out
Samuel Cruz
THIS JOKE HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH!
user! Surely someone of your prodigious girth would know who can flip a burger to suit a royal palate!
Jacob Bell
These threads just make me want to watch Spongebob.
Nathan James
thanks!
Alexander Fisher
Certainly not Spongebob. That turd cant even do a simple order.
HE ALWAYS FORGETS THE PICKLES!
Kayden Turner
Damn right I can flip a burger.
CAUSE I'M A PICKLE. A-and pickles go on burgers, get it?
I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK!
But seriously it was Spongebob bro
Joshua Barnes
IT WAS ME
Jackson Scott
What?
Am I expected to believe this creature is royal fry cook material? I don't suppose you have any proof?
Joseph Wright
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Aiden Hill
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Jayden Sanchez
Photoshop, I can tell from the pixels
Ethan Cook
That or we have the unreasonably high def footage from the museum security cameras that shows the same thing.
In 3d at different angles for some reason.
Adrian Jackson
Don't be ridiculous, Bud- you haven't touched a spatula since that Funnie boy broke your grill!
Juan Ross
HE IS THE NEW ROYAL FRY COOK, AND YOU KNOW IT!
Dylan Turner
SILENCE!
Kevin Edwards
PAT NO
Chase Long
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Ryan Gray
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Gavin Baker
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Noah Moore
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Jonathan Nguyen
You're no king!
You're a bully and a liar!
Tyler Evans
So, little one, you think you have what it takes to become my royal fry cook?
I will prove your worthlessness.
You shall be tested with A CHALLENGE!
James King
Bring it on! Spongebob can handle anything!
John Howard
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Luke Lee
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Charles Cox
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Thomas Cooper
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Mason Nelson
Your friend's arrogance will cost you dearly.
There will be TWO CHALLENGES!
Aiden Martinez
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Kayden Taylor
Only two? What are two challenges to someone like SpongeBob?
Joseph Price
pffft fucking casual only two challenges bet he plays melee with rules set to Final Destination Fox only no items.
Kayden Hughes
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Dominic Howard
YES, YES
Jackson Sullivan
THREE CHALLENGES!
Ethan Myers
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Ethan Murphy
Three?
Three challenges is nothing. Might as well make it 500 challenges!
Juan Ward
Bro, make that.... *hic* FOUR!
Tyler Gutierrez
ENOUGH!
Oliver Morgan
Fun fact: Gold will melt easily on a frying pan
Luke Nguyen
he'll settle for one.
Matthew Hughes
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Adam Brown
There will be but one challenge.
Spongebob will face me in: The Ultimate Cook-Off!
Gavin Roberts
Will chili dogs be on the menu?
Ethan Gonzalez
And now, see the fate that may lie ahead. For if by some minute chance you meet the challenge, your reward will be great.
Jackson Gray
NO