What do non-Australians even do on their afternoons and weekends?

What do non-Australians even do on their afternoons and weekends?

Most of us who live on the coast spend the spring and summer at the beach nearly every day. Some people go snorkeling, some surf, but most just sort of mingle around the sand and local shops chatting with one another.

I know in Britain they sort of do the same thing with their coastal towns, but inland it's probably a lot more boring. As for the rest of Europe, their lives are probably boring as shit.

What do Americans even do? Hang out at the local Denny's and Waffle House?

I can't imagine a life without a beach 5 minutes drive from me. It's so ingrained in my culture and I pity all white people who don't have this luxury.

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Pic related is my local beach. I go fishing near the rocks you see right at the end and run the entire length every weekend.

Those crowds...

Get yourself to a real beach away from the shitskins and Chinese, faggot. QLD awaits you

If you can read the post above you, maybe you'll realise I never claimed that the OP's picture was my local.

Then again, Australians have always been known for being dumb fucks. Maybe I should pretend and blend in.

Also there's absolutely nothing wrong with crowds you antisocial retard. Are you scared someone might talk to you?

At my local, if you set up within a 10 metre radius from someone you don't know, you better be prepared to fight. You fags are obviously not real Aussies, but some metrosexual types from Sydney or Melbourne.

Central coast born and bred mate. Unlike you I don't put value on who's 'more aussie' because I'm not a retard.

At my local, if you set up within 5 metre radius of someone you don't know, be prepared for a mad conversation with a fellow countrymen talking about how nice the day is, the surf, where the best fishing spots are and how the footy is doing. Maybe you live in a shitty area?

lol who the fuck would want to go to a beach that crowded? i surf, that's all i go to the beach for. i go out, surf, come in then leave. who the fuck wants to sit a crowded beach roasting all day

People with friends.

beaches are cold here most of the year

and look like a bunch of fags all lying there together?

well, if we go outside, we get shot, so...
pretty much we just hide in our basements clutching our guns while masturbating with the bacon grease weve been saving up for lube and mumbling nonsensical things about freedoms

Who the fuck puts that much thought into how other people perceive you? Sounds like you're the fag.

Pretty much this minus the clutching guns part and mumbling about freedom. We just mumble about tea and crumpets and the Empire. Oh, and we get stabbed instead of shot.

>newcastle

Yea fuck off

I'm a Southlander and I usually stay inside in afternoons and weekends.
When I go out I go on walks through native bush reserves

Look at these aussie beaches I claim to own... fuck in aussies being all aussie and shit. They can get fuck ed. .. you are now a coon

Seems like you tried to be too aussie ya fuck on leb

i live in umina, what's a rich terrigal fag doing on Sup Forums

I've hated the beach since I was a kid. Swimming is shit, surfing is dumb as fuck, sand literally comes from hell.

Beach bums cum get me I'll glass u from here to next week.

learn to swim and stop looking like shit

Most Americans hang out in Albert Park and wait for you shit Roo fuckers to stop gobbling each other so we can hit up Revolver.

here, you have to live downtown in big city or in the suburbs of a nice smaller city. innawoods is OK. everything else is trash.

Work you cunt.

Even back in Brissy I've not held a job that evwr gave me a full weekend off.

>Last weekend off was in grade 12
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>Terrigal
>Newcastle

learn ur geography m8.

Read books, improve myself

You know, things that are not caveman tier shit like walking around half naked and lying down doing literally nothing

I live five minutes walk from the beach and I can't remember the last time I stepped foot on sand. It's mostly because the weather is shit all the time and the beach and sea are rancid anyway.

>lives on the central coast

Get fucked I was top of my class even though I fucked around doing crocodile death rolls and shit half the time.

I live 5 minutes from a beach but it has dangerous currents, its cold, and its rocky.

Why does eveyone in australia hate every single other place in australia

>Be Australian.
>Get eaten by Great White Shark.

Nah no thanks. Most of Australia its summer all year long. Its only getting hotter every year.

I don't know how you cunts stand it.

I take rides, there are many extremely fun country roads in America, and I love finding alternate routes or places.

I walk in the woods, Go fishing, I drink beer and hang out with my gf.

Canadian here.

actually mirin your beach culture. srs.

damn. how hot does it get in kangaroo land?

There's a few weeks in the summertime where it hits 35+ and sometimes even 40, but from spring to the end of summer it's mostly 22-28.

because specific types of people congregate in specific areas, and every cunt that's not from your area is a pile of shit who pretends to be australian but is actually a (insert ethnic minority here) piece of shit

basically it's like people from texas talking about people from new york city, they share the same flag but that's about it

have you considered coming out to the bush and stargazing? it's absolutely amazing out here.
t. banana bender

Would you like to go for a drive towards uluru you white cunt... sorry I mean Ayres rock ya fuck on dog cunt I will stab ya cunt pick it ya cunt a smoke or I stab ya?

>Terrigal

Dirty white dawg.

Stay on the central coast and stop shitting up Sydney on the weekends.

>Live right next to the beach
>Never go there
It's not great desu.

I usually go shooting at private land but sometimes on weekdays I'll go to a public range. If I ever get two consecutive days off or more I'll go on a road trip to hunt or fish/camp with friends. If it's late spring/summer I have a buddy with a beach house on the Texas coast, we usually fish and shoot things all day there too. Occasionally go to a bar or watch college football.
Pic related was yesterday afternoon shooting with a friend from work. Comparing triggers between my range buddy's p238 and my ghetto blaster.

All I want is a boring easy life

Boring, rainy, small town England sounds fucking perfect.

> Irrelevant flag
> Irrelevant country
> Irrelevant people

Oh, and my local beach OP.

I spend Saturday nights there doing sick burnouts and smashing pingas and trying to pull a root.

I live on the gulf coast of Mississippi and we have beaches, casinos and a lot of salt water marshes and forests where I live.

It's pleasant if you can stand the humidity during the summer months and the fishing is 10/10

>mfw Rockdale

Do does everyone just hang out at the beaches after work and on weekends??

sounds like a sweet deal to me.

Oi count why the ruck were you looking at me? You want me to smash the shut out of ya count? Well them don't look you ducking poofta aye

Not everyone, but anyone who loves life and appreciates what they've got will go there.

As a resident of Seattle, Washington, I live near water, mountains and 2 hours east is farmland and open fields. It's the best here honestly. I go hiking, Seattle has great nightlife, the beaches and sound are very pretty, lakes everywhere. It doesn't get much better than that.

Nice numbers

Went to gym and hit up Brighton Beach, not hot enough just yet to fully enjoy just yet but had a good time.
>tfw saw a qt blonde private schoolgirl mirin my rig but couldn't talk to her

Isn't this why you guys have so much skin cancer? Do you not know how to use sunblock and umbrellas?

If I ain't NEETing it up then I'm out in the desert playing with rocks.

this, except much more swamp and practically no beach
>t. Louisiana

You wanna go... I'll darken smash ya maaaaaaate...... faaaarrkIn he'll ya weak carnt

>There are 820,000 spiders in that photo on that beach and people are covered in spiders, they just don't give a fuck because they're dumb aussie cunts

me and the boys know of a little hollowed out shelter in the rocks on a beach, where you have to climb over a couple hundred meters of rock to get there, and on friday arvos/weekends we go there with bud and piss and have a fucking sweet time. weve met plenty of other groups of people sitting there having bongs too and everyone gets along and has a laugh. get fucked but we're full

Hiking and kayaking during the summer, skiing in the winter.

Beaches never appealed to me.
I will take greenery and mountains over sand and ocean any day.

where bouts

I am a Bassassin.

pretty sure its the other way round, sydneysiders migrate north & south every weekend in the summer, roads are chockers

forgot pic haha

My rich uncle lives near there. I like those line of colourful shacks along the beach.

that chick needs to do some squats

Woy Woy represent but seriously, sydney is already fucking shit, don't even try to defend that shit hole

Checked

Same as you but no sharks, killer jellyfish or spiders.

I love this city there's nothing to defend.

this can't be real

The ocean ought to be paved over.

I mostly just shitpost on Sup Forums

it will be if you keep the liberals in

Im actually planning a trip to melbourne in january. any advice?

this would be my first time out of Canada.

Yeah pretty much. Some of my mates who moved there got talking to a family of good cunts there and now they're getting free Mandarin lessons every week at the beach.

They literally take down a whiteboard and fucking learn on the beach. It's fucking hilarious but shows the spirit of Australia. Wish I could move back

You could go to Tasmania and get cold, rainy small towns like pic related.

(which for some reason is an obsession of teenage Japanese girls who are fans of something called Kiki's Delivery Service)

And you can visit nice beaches like video related on the weekends;

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What the fuck are those? Cucksheds on the beach?

That reminds me, if you see Sydney Harbour on a busy summers day, say Australia Day or Boxing Day, and just picture the harbour as being all concrete, and every boat was instead a car hooing it up, just going whichever way with no lanes or anything, it's fucking chaos. I'm surprised people don't die every minute.

That looks absolutely beautiful, I didn't know Seattle had mountains

Take trams everywhere. Get a hot dog in St Kilda. Spend at least 48 hours total in The Laneways.

do you live in the arctic?

Territorial banter lad

This is a Melbourne poster ignore it

Brighton and St. Kilda are alright beaches. Some good ones down Franga line (Chelsea, Aspendale). Best beaches in Vic are around Torquay, Venus Bay, Wilsons Prom. where u satying

>Melbourne
I was going to ask why but then I saw your flag

Northern Beaches Sydney actually. I get around this beautiful country.

same reason you hate Californians and then I chuckle as I enjoy my liberal paradise and easy beach access with cheap Hispanic labor

>mfw Wolli Creek is meant to be a real suburb now

Thanks China. You really did a job on the skyline.

If a pack of roving Somalians likes the look of your wife on the beach, he takes her for a quick shag in the shed.

Where in Tasmania is that?

I'm still not buying it, those apartments are the entire place.

I'll be fucked if I let weebs ruin my cold rainy towns

thanks for the tip user, I'm not big on beaches.

I have them here in CA and there alright

gosford shit tier white degeneration

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Can Australia copy California any more than it already has? How does it feel to have literally all your culture stolen from California?

Seattle > Australia. Beach bums are all leather faces by 25 with skin cancers on their asses.

u gota fucken probleme cunt? u and mer cood go on 2 v 1 at woye woy maccas kar parck cunt

As a resident of Sydney, I get shitty faggot hipsters in larger numbers than Seattle, with mountains to the west, farm lands and open fields to the South, rivers and parks to the north and sick beaches to the East.

Except I have to work 90 hours a week to be able to afford the rent on half of a walk in closet with a car space located only 45 minutes from my "home".

Thanks China.

>living on an island infested with giant birds

prepare for shit weather, go up the coast nsw or queensland and experience good weather. melbournes probably very similar to canada