Aboriginal/Injun/First Nation (or whatever the leafs call them) story thread

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>live in South Dakota
>neighbors always shit faced before 10am on fireball
>the fuckers always pass out in the middle of the road
>wakes up around 1700 to start bumming cigs, beer, or mouthwash
>sheriff comes to take the kids at least once a week
>gets them back next day due to "racism"
>go back to the rez for their checks

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i cant walk around down town without some dirty native talking nonsence at me and begging for change so he can go buy glue at the dollar store

me too
Regina here

winnipeg here

>tfw curse of the indian

your natives are just chinese cunts... ours are actual prehistoric unevolved people..

why didn't you just kill most of them?

The english name is "American Indians"
I've never met an honest one who objected to this name. I'm sure some will but they're after your money mostly.

What's a prairie nigger you ask?

Well, first take a regular nigger. Then get rid of any sense of responsibility that nigger might have, along with basic hygiene and grooming practices. Then up the nigger's sense of entitlement by 400%, give him a government check and one from the casino twice a month, add a dash of incest and a low-tolerance for liquor and a love of spray paint and what you have is a prairie nigger.

>dad and I get off of work and want to have some whiskey and a few cogs in the front yard
>injun neighbors come over to talk
>"three stars" is 5'5" max
>starts telling us about his almost professional basketball career cause the Lakers came to the rez to recruit him
>he declined because he wanted to wait out his options
>he starts drinking some mouthwash while huffing glue
>begins to tell us how much money he gets in food stamps because he has 5 kids

can confirm this has happened to me in different cities.

I've worked in the casino business my whole life. I used to help train dealers for harrahs when they had management compacts with native American tribes. Those mother fuckers were whiter than I am. They were like 1/32 native and we're using that shit to open casinos on "reservations" that were full of mostly white people.

There are no more native Americans. We genocided them pretty good. There are like 20 of them left and they spend all of their time ripped out of the fucking gourds to numb the pain of their impending extinction.

we call them chugs, you know, like "chugs" mouthwash?

The thinking man prefers cough syrup from the dollar store. Truly, natives are savages.

didnt need too, western disease and them being dumb cunts thinned them out.. we just had to sit back and watch them, its still happening now :)

please say you live in Sioux Falls

Share some stories man!

natives, natives tellin lies runnin around with bloodshot eyes. crooked nose and crooked toes, thats the way the native goes

Should we have finished the job when it came to Natives?

No Rapid

Fuck that mate ours evolved enough to go on amazing sea journeys, got here ate everything then had to go on welfare

wew lad

Trips don't lie

ah, cool m8
I spose I have a story.

> be last year
> injuns begin occupying a park right next to the courthouse
> get drunk there everyday
> it's literally a picnic in the middle of a small field
> goes on for nearly whole summer
> fights, stabbings, etc.
> they begin to infiltrate the courthouse
> bottles of hand sanitizer begin being taken from courthouse
> injuns discovered drinking this shit at the park

They finally got it under control at the end of the summer or so.

>dad and I are doing some work on the house
>injun neighbors come to tell us it their son's birthday and they need to go to putz and glow (mini golf course) but are hard up on cash
>damn well that sucks here's 5 bucks hope he has a happy birthday
>watch them go door to door in the neighborhood
>finish the work and sit down to have a beer in the backyard
>beater shit car pulls up and a huge bottle of fireball (cinnamon flavored whiskey) is in his hand
>he gets absolutely shit faced drunk and passes out in his front yard in his underwear
>wake up early to mow the lawn and he starts bitching about the noise of a lawn mower at 1200

You two should meet up and have that arsefucking you are clearly gagging for.

Winnipeg, due to the fucked up name of the place in which you live, you have to be the bottom.

i am woman

Winnipeg is pretty shitty, i went there one time. Also saw that youtube video on Winnipeg boys gang selling heroin and shooting people

Congratulations.

native pride
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Well, might not be too much of a turn off for the other Canadian

you get on all fours and bark like a dog, right?

woof

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>work around 60 hours a week
>play disc golf on lunch break at one of the local disc golf courses
>injuns always passed out on the benches
>cannot play a couple of holes because I don't want to hurt them
>this see a group passed out with a stroller that has kids
>call cops because it is over 90F
>fuckers got arrested and got to play that hole/basket for a few days until they got out

Jesus Christ.

>neighbors always shit faced before 10am on fireball

>tfw native american and didn't even know it

>half injun
>never lived on a rez or around injuns
>receive no government cheese

Our downtown area has a lot of life sized statues of former presidents. Pokemon Go gets released and it turns out that they are all pokestops. The injuns decided that this is a great place to hang out because "KOTA territory news" keeps covering this fact in the news. So the injuns start bullying little kids for their spare change. Whites here are pretty redpilled and know the ruse, so they start telling them to fuck off. Now the injuns are defacing the statues because no one is giving them alcohol, glue, paint thinner, or cig money. The news won't report it.

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Saved!

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Can't you just give them a bottle of paint thinner or something and let nature take its course?