Enids mom

>enids mom
>connies mom
>onions mom
What is it with cartoon network and hot moms lately.

They're trying to get the arrested development NEETs who are part of the audience for their shows to go out and breed so that they, too, can have a hot mom to fuck.

I have a wide and 3 kids already though.

i demand pictures
pictures of milfs!

>enids mom
>not enids dad
shame

>I have a wide
Freudian slips are a bitch.

Well, she does have a fat ass. One of the reasons I married her.

CN is gettin thicc, and I gotta say; I really like it.

>believing in marriage
>wanting kids
>implying women look hot past the honeymoon phase

>anons wife is wide
C-can i have sloppy seconds?

>implying there are other reasons

We're a generation raised by our mothers.

>no mention of carol
although i kind of feel bad for wanting to fuck her because she reminds me too much of my mom, just with a less cruel sense of humor

I JUST WANT A HOT THICC MILF TO HUG ME AND LET ME SUCKLE HER TITS AND NOT YELL AT ME LIKE MY REAL MOM IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK!!!!!!!!!

>wanting to fuck your mother
But user, thats forbidden love is she still hot?

yes you retarded manchild

apparently she was a smokin' babe before i was born, she tells me when she was younger some of the members of tmbg wanted her to join them on tour, but i kind of forget what she looked like in the old photos. now she's got a kind of homely, shapeless build, but i still think she's pretty. just not in the hot way. I have a crush on my best friend's mom though, and i have since i was a kid. She aged a lot better than my mom.

BUT user WANT MILKY

Almost forgot to add, I'm dating a girl who looks, acts, and has a backstory almost identical to my mom's.
and i can never tell which one i'm fucking in my wetdreams

why are americans so fucking obsessed with MILFs, they are past their prime and gross. if you want an incesty fetish at least aim for the daughter/niece.

>t. the uncle who touched you

Well, don't tell her that.

Because to most fucking your daughter sounds creepy, and people like the unconditional love of their moms and want someone who loves them like that to fuck

h-how did you know. it wasnt my uncle
wow you have opened my eyes, who could've known wanting to fuck your mother was about unconditional love. most porn videos show cougar women who are frankly unattractive, its far more normal to jerk it off to dad/daughter porn than mom/son porn, you can at least justify it because it is normal to want to fuck women between 18 to 30 meanwhile older women are gross and can only be attributed to real twisted feelings towards your mother.

I'm sorry you're too brain damaged to respect milfs, user.

t.eurofag who wants to marry a rapefugee

>Oedipus complex is something Americans Invented

Tbh I don't think connies mom is supposed to be hot, people just like that kind of bitchy strict older women.

only americans make porn of it, and talk about it. look at it however you like, point is americans glorify older women aka "MILFS" and have a weird attraction towards their mothers.

So no footage of the okko panel today?

So this is, what, your first month on the internet?

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well they can't have hot dads, now can they

americans have such a victim complex
too many gays, you dont want cn to catch up with the progressiveness.

noice

my parents have both aged marvelously better than I have.

>phoneposting

I wonder what vampire milk would taste like?

america has the pedo scare, which it's in the process of spreading all over the world, causing all the same problems we have of molestation everywhere but pretending it's the solution rather than the cause.

I love that the idea of men being attractive automatically means gay in this society
we are in too deep to ever dig our way out.

Wooo mama

um thats quite a big leap in reasoning, are you some kind of closeted gay or sumthin user?

Have you never spent a single solitary microsecond on Gelbooru, or any other hentai site?

Japan has America beat a million to one in terms of mother/son incest porn, and milf porn in general. And yes, that includes filmed porn.

>hurr don't pedoshame me
sage'd hard

I'm attracted exclusively to women over 50 and the amount of mother/daughter porn that isn't for men is painfully low. Young girls are gross

are you telling me you are some kind of lesbian who gets it on to grandmas

I thiught britain has it worse. And besides thats dying down

>not mentioning Carol
Don't try being plebian user

I assume it would just be blood, since she's feeding a vampire baby with it.

Will Enid's mom be replacing Shannon as best girl?

imagine being her personal boy toy
>you managed to bag a hot 40+ with a nice rack and rock hard abs
>ko notices his mom is more perky and cheerful from her new relationship
it climaxes with her wearing her original costume again because you make her feel like a young woman again

I wanna fuck Carol while K.O. tapes it

>Enids Mom is hot.
>her voice is also really nice to listen to.
>she also has a fun personality.
Fuck. I wasn't expecting this.

>Carol
Great taste my guy
She is a nice lady

Glad we can all agree carol is the best. strong, wise, funny, caring and truly loves being a mother. Nothing better

>enid's mom thinks he's cute
>enid herself has secret ninja feelings for him
>shannon was oil'd from first sight

How is he getting away with it? How much more pussy?

>fat

>not liking realistic mom bodies
>not wanting to blow air on her tummy and make her laugh
true faggotry

I hope Carol's loving and caring husband comes back to her and raises KO with her. It is truly my dream to know who got to pound her.

>realistic mom bodies

SHIRIKODAMA

I want him to Were me out

I'm gonna tell on you

Don't forget, Miss Mummy called him cute.

Wait this show has a mummy mother character?

>When your self-insert is such an alpha, even the lolis are crawling all over that dick.

How can one man be so fucking based?

I guess we got nothing.

>lately

its clearly not just about incest then you disgusting faggot

>mummy mother character

The mummy is like the same age as Rad and Edin.

RIP. There goes my boner

And you're still on Sup Forums, which is even more depressing.

Is he a Chad?

See

I don't consider OK SHITO to have good enough an art style for attractive females. And besides MILFs are the fetish of a cuck:

"It's so hot to get with a woman who wants YOU to pay for her bastards! Oh yeah baby!"

Pitiful. You think Single Mothers give a damn about you? They only look at you because they want $$$ to foot the bill for her bastards. That's all. If anything I'm sick of:

1) Shitty cheap lazy art styles for Western Cartoons.

2) Creating undesirable single young female characters. They're always essentially flat chested because Big Breasts are sexism and soggy knees. Fuck you faggots and twats.

Chadicles

No he's a rad

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>fucking up your life that bad

wow, the insecurity is so strong it reeks

So who are the best and worst CN moms?

Best
>Carol
>Mary
>Nicole
>Bunny Bravo

Worst
>Rose Quartz
>Minerva
>Lillian Test

Why does she have fingers but enid doesn't?

Anyone have the soul sucking webm?

>wide
i'll say

HEYOOO

Is Enid's mom the best mom?

>being a jewish pawn

>Nicole
>Couldn't control her kids after getting a little raise.

>no Dexter's mom

how could we be a victim? we basically own the world

>Onion's mom
In the flashbacks atleast.

>we
you mean the globalist jews

because milfs are top tier and deserve the credit

>I want some milf to validate me because my mom doesn't
>my idea of intimacy has become a clusterfuck of neglect and sexuality because of porn culture

Good to be self-aware. Something about knowing that there's a young woman still in there wanting to fuck has its own charm to it.

Sour grapes

>wanting to fuck the child you raised for years
>destroying a person's psyche with the body of a boy

or

>fucking a milf
>an experienced woman

Minerva could have been great
she just never got a chance

>vampire mom+werewolf dad = witch daughter
>out of model characters every second when clarence and regular show managed to stay on model all the time
>references and feelbait instead of actual plot structure.
the creator of this cartoon just doesn't care.

being a werewolf or being vampire is not hereditary

It very is hereditary. All the half vampires in fiction very much prove this and you can become a werewolf by fucking one in many fictions too. Some even make a big deal out of pure born werewolves versus those that were just turned.