>Strength
Hank>Bill>Boomhauer>Dale
>Intelligence
Boomhauer>Hank>Dale>Bill
>Sexual prowess
Boomhauer>Dale>Hank>Bill
Ranking them
Cameron Lewis
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Logan Ortiz
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This shit is SO good, makes so much sense
classic sitcom > modern sitcom mainly for this shit right here
Luis Cruz
yeah it was a pretty good one but despite the Sup Forumsmblr meme I'm fairly confident linking to it will only get you called SJW trash
Cooper Young
>implying Dale wasn't the mastermind behind it all
Parker Campbell
Boomhauer nerf when
Kevin Cook
his stats are pretty good but lets face it, he has no real overpowered single attacks like "That's My Purse" or "Pocket Sand"
Samuel Mitchell
>boomhauer and hank ahead of dale in intelligence
The only reason Dale didn't know his wife was cheating was because he was focused on actually important shit.
Luke Bailey
>Pocket Sand
>over powered
wew lad
Lincoln Sanders
WRONG.
Strength
Bill>hank>boomhauer>dale
Intelligence
Dale>Hank>Boomhauer> bill
Sexual prowess
Boomhauer>Dale>bill>hank
Nicholas Bell
what about on Purity?
Jaxson Sanchez
>dale
>sexual prowess
Dale got cucked on a daily basis. Bill was a sad sack but he had at least three women thirsting for his dick just by being his old sad sack self.
Jackson Smith
Bill>Hank>Dale>Boomhauer
Nicholas Thomas
>Hank strongest
Justin Green
>bill
>top purity
hank is the purity one.
David Jones
>dreaming about your neighbor's slut wife grilling naked
yeah...no
Leo Campbell
>Bill
>Highest Purity
>Mental Breakdowns on a frequent basis, pretended to be ex-wife during Christmas
You know in your heart of hearts that Dale is the purest of the bunch. His unconditional love for Joseph and his wife, his almost child-like naivete about the world as a whole. He's as pure as freshly fallen snow.
Brody Foster
he's a total dick to his friends and will betray anyone at the drop of a hat.
Joshua Garcia
Gee, sounds like you just describe Bill. It's a wonder why Hank and the others keep him around other than to just stave off the inevitable suicide that he's attempted each year.
Jason Jones
Bill never tried to murder anyone. Dale tried to kill Hank and Bobby when he thought he had rabies.
Matthew Cruz
>Hank over the Billdozer in terms of strength
Isaac Gutierrez
Bill has super strength tho.
Levi Miller
I think we can all agree stickin is for faggots