Left or right?

left or right?

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Left. I want those meaty legs to hold me in place as I finish.

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Thick thighed asian or lanky ginger nerd
What a hard decision

The one I could pound for half an hour and not break like twig

Left. I like butts and wide hips

Wow, just when I thought that we wouldn't have this thread again.

Left, as always. Maybe in a parallel universe I have a thing for skinny Latinas, but in this universe I can safely say that I adore thick Asians.

When does the TV show premier again? I think it was sometime this month.

GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE THICKNESS

right

shame theres no good honey lemon porn

>STICC or Curve
Whatever will I choose OP Left

One for the sex, the other for marry

I prefer thicc over sticc....so left.

Gogo has the better body, but I feel like i'd have more fun with Honey.

Who would win?

>A fertility idol

Vs

>An auschwitz survivor

Always Fred.

The survivor would win. It's in the name.

This activates my almonds in ways never seen before

Oh fuck off with those extremes. You can be skinny and still have tits/ass. You can see it everyday but people act like good proportions are like unicorns and don't exist.

L E F T

Leave it to the fucking japanese to not get the appeal of a body type. Where are Gogo's hips in this drawing?

right

i'm not attracted to midgets

Does she count as a shortstack?

Why does the right look like my first ex and the left look like my second

She just looks extra short because Honey is a giraffe and wearing platform shoes.

She's 5'4''.

Because you like to blog, I'd assume.

Neither.

Wow, everyone look at this guy. He's clearly desperate for attention.

Thanks for the (you)s

>t. jealous virgins

Honey Lemon's got the better personality

You're very welcome, Yes Man. Now stop shitposting and get back to helping me create an Independant Vegas.

Neither

Correct.

Left.
All day every day.
Honey looks too skinny and frail.
Also, Im sure honey doesn't have a closet full of harnesses, future tech dildos, and an indefatigable will to use them both on whatever moves into her line of sight.

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The sensible person would choose Honey Lemon any day of the week.

Sure, you could choose a cute and sassy Asian to fuck your brains out, but does she cuddle afterwards? Will she call you back the next day, after a moderately disappointing night? You're asking to get your heart broken by someone so insecure about their appearance that they couldn't commit to fully dyeing their hair purple, so they stopped at the bangs.

Honey Lemon is pure on every level. She's got a modest body, can look you in the eyes without needing a stepladder, and has the better personality of the two. Not to mention she canonically smells nice 24/7. You get to fuck her brains into next week and have the scent of Tropical Fruits hold you under the sheets on a cold Winter's night.

You low test kids can keep your derby whore. The real men know who's truly the better girl.

Left

>without needing a stepladder
She'd still need a stepladder, actually.

Gogo would keep it casual.
Lemon reminds me of too many neurotic women I've dated, who get all bent outta shape because I'm not wearing the cologne or whatever they bought me, like the only reason I'd NOT do what they expect is to spite them. (I hate cologne, any cologne. Damn stuff smells like rodent musk.)

Why don't you just eliminate the middle man and just make a fat thread, you disgusting fatty?

Both

The harem is the natural state

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>You're asking to get your heart broken by someone so insecure about their appearance that they couldn't commit to fully dyeing their hair purple, so they stopped at the bangs.

GoGo's whole thing is that she's "strong and independent". I don't know where you got insecure from.

Besides, I'm sure DJ Khaled would prefer GoGo.

Off-camera by the craft services table:
>"Mochi! Get your fuzzy butt off of there! Do you -want- me to lose this gig?!"

Gogo: Healthy, Sassy, Encourages you to be better, calls you Daddy when you choke her

Lemon: Thin, Happy-go-lucky, enables your shitty behaviour, vanilla as fuck

Sassy tomboys make for the best wives anyway.

>Honey Lemon
>enabling shitty behaviour
>vanilla

Highly unlikely.

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>not choosing both to form an oral-sex-triskelion with Honey's lips pressed to your hilt and Gogo's thighs clamped around your face
You disappoint me, co.

>Also, Im sure honey doesn't have a closet full of harnesses, future tech dildos, and an indefatigable will to use them both on whatever moves into her line of sight.

Honey Lemon's a total freak under that sweet facade.

ITT: people add more waifable qualities to whatever character they want to fug more to justify their preference

It's just like Daphne and Velma threads.

Cass is best girl

If you ask a girl which one she'd rather be she'd choose Right. And if you ask a dude which one you'd want to date he'd pick Left. Interesting.

Right.
Tall girls and long legs are amazing.

I used to be a Gogofag but I've since come around. I definitely wouldn't turn Gogo down but Honey is closer to my type.

I mean the REAL ANSWER is that I'd date neither of them because there are way better girls than both of them out there but whatever. I'm not interested in either an adrenaline junkie or an overly-saccharine fashion addict. I'm also not interested in an old single aunt.

Get a girl with Gogo's body type but Honey's personality, and you're golden.

Gogo is who you show off to Dad to reassure him you're not gay.
Honey Lemon is who you introduce to your Mom.

Tall girls who are taller than you user?

Are there girls like that?

>girls who are taller than you user?
Yes.

Nobody likes cakes after Christmas, son.

Fuck left, marry right.

>THICC vs STICC vs cougar

I choose cougar

>marry right
That's a weird way of spelling Gogo. I think you need some glasses.

Left, I want that thick ass on my face

A Hiro is fine too

As is this one

She has sticks not legs though user

>implying a woman who dyes her hair unnatural colors would make a good wife

All three, a-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Edward Elric has a goth phase

Like fine wines and cheeses, a quality woman always improves with age provided she's treated properly.

Right is correct.
Right is might.

How about other Disney Christmas cakes like Sarah Hawkins?
Yeah, she had a son but her husband left her, plus she looks very young.

Are you me?
I have so many exes that it's not funny.
I actually lost count of how many exes I had.

>stick legs
So? Doesn't mean every square inch must be scrawny

This. If they're both after your dick, why commit to one when you can have two friends with benefits?

And then you can pork Aunt Cass after she gets stood up by a date.

this

>implying a string pole weeb would make a wife at all

Master chef that just needs to indulge herself a little more.

any gogofags here?
IM PUTTING YOU DOWN

faggots

Gogofag here. AMA.

>perky

Left because of those thicc luscious baby making hips.

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this

>favorite color is pink triple-emphasized
>outfit is almost all yellow with a purple jacket

Does Honey Lemon suffer from blue-yellow colorblindness?

Changes in the film between its final release and when these tie-in books were being written. Happens a lot with the recent Disney movies.

Like how the early Moana merch had the super serious chicken instead of the retard we got in the final film.

What are your favorite lewds of Gogo

Please respond without violating the rules of this website

They both look like insufferable cunts for entirely different reasons.

nah. she prefers to surround herself with pink things but wears complimentary colors so she doesn;t accidentally camouflage herself when hanging out in her room

GoGo is for hot post workout sex and a fling

Honey Lemon is for marriage, hand holding, and siring children upon to thicken her and make sure they get those giant gene's to grow up to be 6'3 mega chads

>I don't know where you got insecure from.

>GoGo's whole thing is that she's "strong and independent".

Why don't you tell me, you fucking moron?

left

This one in particular is my favorite.

Easy.

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Took too long, in my opinion, but correct is correct.

>wearing fingerless gloves at the fucking beach

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Left, always left
A cougar is more than fine too
And him too

Right, I'm already short and thicc, between the two of us the kids would turn out normal sized.

This, but Gogo is a close second.

why not both

This gif tells me everything I need to know about this character to hate her.

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