Ask anything from Finnish people

>Ask anything from Finnish people

We will answer. I can assure you, we will answer. If it is not me, then others will take my place. This I can guarantee.

SUOMI MAINITTU!

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Is Gondola the final stage in spurdo evolution? Or is there more to come

ROOKIJABA

My wife is finish can I collect welfare???

Spurdo is eternal

Do fins eat meat or are you vegecunterians like real woodelfs?

is your country becoming sweeden 2?

U vape brah?

Only change is permanent. As soon as the R&D is ready we'll hold a press conference. The new memery will reach you soon.

do you like burning smokes?

How accurate is My Summer Car?

Your wife is finish?
>no
then who was phone?

when will you rejoin sweden?

how can i lorn finish if i want to be moved there xDD spurdp doro, laugh at memes

Is everyone all hopped up on antidepressants over there?

this

Is superalko the best?

Do you agree that not being born in Finland should be a crime?

When's your next booze trip to SPB?

is it true that your national anthem is written in swedish?

how accurate is my summer car as a simulation of finnish life

a) How much taxes do you pay?
b) Is Estonia your Thailand where sex tourists go?

We shat on the vikings. Do you think in preparation we ate carrots and such?

Even though Sweden is normally considered the big brother of Finland who we look up to I have to say no. In this case Sweden is like a big brother who proves to be an actual faggot and one wants to end up a faggot. But they're still our brother who we have to look after.

Pepe>Wojak> Dirt > Dogshit > Vomit > Spurdo >Gondola

Discuss

what is a finland

and why should i care

we only eat sausage, preferably HK BLUE, and only drink pisswater beer such as olvi

typical shit american, you literally got it in reverse

just alcohol and caffeine

100% accurate

>Sweden is normally considered the big brother of Finland who we look up to
[citation needed]

>Sweden is normally considered the big brother of Finland
this guy must be some svenska talande bättre folk faget

Why are rapefugees human benis? :DDD

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Just play Finland Simulator

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Nah, too expensive nowadays compared to other places.

Never, Tallinn is superior.

When will you remove kebab from Kamppi? Getting worse and worse every month

Finns aka the niggers of Finland.

Do you like moomins?

This. Österland when?

the plan is to gather them all there and nuke the whole city together with the niggers and other scum that inhabit it
nothing of importance would be lost.

A) Shit ton, see veronmaksajat.fi/luvut/Laskelmat/Palkansaajan-veroprosentit/

Columns are: annual income, monthly wage, tax %, marginal tax %

B) Thailand is our Thailand, but Estonia is popular too.

is finnish language hard?

Fuck Spurdo and fuck Finn people.

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Many people say so. Do you have a more specific question about it?

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explain

also where can i get a qt finn wife

Why is Canada, USA, Russia, Sweden and Czech so much better at Hockey than Finland?

after we bomb sweden to ashes and annex it

Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas

I have Finnish blood in me, but I have brown skin, brown eyes, and and black hair. How does that make you feel?

i think its quite hard to understand since there's many dialects used all across the country.
+retards in south using slang combining finnish/swedish/english

one timed i asked a scandinavian girl if she was from findland and she said " eww no" . thoughts?

How does an American go about immigrating there?

Since the world has accepted the fact that sharia is the only solution to all problems, when will you install true God's true rules to your shithole.

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Why is Finland starting to look like Sweden 2 even though you should know better?

We northerners don't like each other, especially Swedes

How big is the mosquito problem in the summer?

Do you have saunas in apartment in cities too?

Do you go swimming in lakes?

Do people go on trips inland?

Do you have jantelagen as well?

And what is the comfiest place in Finland?

which metal band are you in? what do you play?

kek

Everything I learned about Finland I learned from memes and Lakupiippu. Anything I'm missing?

if half iraq gets in why you shouldnt

how is conscription? how are the women?

kek

>How does that make you feel?
Superior.

We have made them believe that Finland is a wasteland full of alcoholics when in fact Finland is the best Nordic country. If they knew the truth, every one of them would migrate here and is would get too crowded. Now we can enjoy Finland alone.

suomi on paras?

is it that bad? I thought Finland was the less affected of us all

We already have a problem with refugees and American immigrants bringing "tolerance and multiculturalism" here
stay out

He stays in America and leaves Finland for Finns.

Why is the Finnish language so uniquely fucked compared to even its neighbors?

What's the deal with Perkele?

Yes it can be, though you can basterdize and dumb it into something you can work with and they can understand. But it's basic bitch Finnish, gotta sit down and learn a lot of grammar.

I can see how washing your hands after you take a dump in muslim countries, you know since they wipe their assholes bare hand.

>How big is the mosquito problem in the summer?
it's only really bad in lapland and in forests etc.
>Do you have saunas in apartment in cities too?
yes
>Do you go swimming in lakes?
yes
>Do people go on trips inland?
every summer
>Do you have jantelagen as well?
???
>And what is the comfiest place in Finland?
don't know

I think they're half asian or something

Google Finland doesn't exist

>How big is the mosquito problem in the summer?
In cities there aren't any but in forests and especially near swamps you'll be eaten alive.
>Do you have saunas in apartment in cities too?
Yes, most of our saunas have an apartment built in.
>Do you go swimming in lakes?
Yes, around the year.
>Do people go on trips inland?
Yes.
>Do you have jantelagen as well?
Not really.
>And what is the comfiest place in Finland?
Savo.

it´s diverse and i dont have a problem with that. living zones arent colour exclusive so work, marry and have babies in the city if you want i dont give a shit it doesnt affect my life

VITTU SATANA PERKELE

You can't, you sound retarded.

The most common antidepressant is alcohol and yes, everyone's on it.

Not anymore, South Helsinki.

No, but then again I wouldn't necessarily consider you an equal.

Dunno how you actually would write music in swedish but the lyrics are in finnish.

You can deny it, hell, even I deny it but that's what the general populace consider to be true in thr light of history. Check dem hockey medals.

We are less in population.

helsinki is pretty much san francisco tier cuckland with all the nigger congregating there as well but most of the country is fine afaik

>how is conscription?
Great times and very important.

>November night
>Base has been set up atop a high hill
>The moon is full, stars shine and a few clouds float slowly across the sky
>Kilometers of gloomy forests lie before me
>Being on guard duty was cold and beautiful

>Another week of pain behind and a tired group is waiting for a ride back to garrison
>Unexpectedly the head of the NCO course commands everyone to stand in formation
>Says he is very pleased with what he has seen in the exercise and grants everyone the fir twig patch (sissihavu in Finnish) in advance
(Imagine going to Ranger School and performing so well that you are given the Ranger tab before graduating.)

>Last exercise of the NCO course is nearing its end
>It has been raining sleet the whole time and no one has dry clothes
>Last mission is to get back to friendly territory from behind enemy lines
>This takes exactly 12 hours without breaks
>We've passed three surveillance lines, many rivers, even more kilometers and had a few close calls
>Our team leader sheds a manly tear, when I say that I have an unopened bag of candy waiting in my rucksack
>Sauna and a warm sleeping shelter is waiting for us
>It took an hour to detach boots from my feet, my whole body was hurting and I almost fell asleep naked in the sauna's dressing room but I felt relieved, if nothing else
>Next morning our instructor tells us that we shouldn't have made it through our final mission (which was probably empty words to make us feel better but it felt good at the time)

>Back at garrison after a live fire exercise
>I'll go tell our instructor that our rifles are ready for inspection
>He congratulates me and says that I've been chosen to be a sniper team leader

>Last evening in the forest
>Sun is shining calmly and the Russian border can be seen across a lake
>Captain has caught a pike, which we eat while bathing in sauna

go play my summer car and you should know pretty much everything there is to know.
women have ruined the army
no we barely accepted any, most of them we flew back to their countries.
it's fucking retarded how those who stayed are treated though.

how bad is the shitskin issue up there?

You should wipe your assholes too. No one would call you smelly Mexicans.

I've only ever heard Swedes consider themselves as our brothers of any kind but that's just their arrogance.

Vodka beer or energy drinks?
You can only choose one

Racewar/5

Vittu saatana perkele!

>How big is the mosquito problem in the summer?
In the south it's basically nonexistent, but if you go to middle Finland (Oulu for example) or higher it can be unbearable during summers. They see northern finns are used to it but as a southerner I find it the worst part of the North, everything else in the nature is fantastic.

>Do you have saunas in apartment in cities too?
Single person apartments don't have them, but when you go bigger, say, 50+ square meters, they begin to show up. The newer the apartment is, the more likely it will have a sauna.

>Do you go swimming in lakes?
I literally don't know anyone who wouldn't go swimming in lakes during summer. Finns in general love swimming (also drowning, for example durin Midsummer's festival there are always casualties as drunk people drown)

>Do people go on trips inland?
I don't know about the capital city cucks, but visiting other parts of the country is pretty popular. Finland has a strong trailer (is that the word?) culture. Many people visit North annually for skiing and other winter sports, and to enjoy nature.

>Do you have jantelagen as well?
In the countryside you can definitely find it.

>And what is the comfiest place in Finland?
This is just an opinion, but I think any inland wood cabin next to a lake and with a sauna is the comfiest way of living.

Pretty bad, don't listen all these delusional finns who say everything is fine except in Helsinki, the problem has spread in every big city

>can't spell prosperity

Turkroach mudslimes confirmed squished

I know your feels. No need to get riled up on it tho, let the big brother suck the bag of arab dicks. We can laugh and watch as the world burns.

Why the hate tho?

>tfw will never be finnish
>will never know what cold harsh winter feels like and sauna
>will never know what it feels like to serve in finnish army and crack finnish jokes

why even live

Yes I do that why I ask you dumb fuck.
If i knew for sure I would wast time with a mongol.

>How big is the mosquito problem in the summer?
big
>Do you have saunas in apartment in cities too?
yes
>Do you go swimming in lakes?
yes
>Do people go on trips inland?
yes
>Do you have jantelagen as well?
yes
>And what is the comfiest place in Finland?
cabin by a lake

>Everything I learned about Finland I learned from memes and Lakupiippu. Anything I'm missing?
No, all 5,3mil of us have that syndrome and we look/act like that

>how is conscription?
Shit because we have no money, just bullshit tasks like carrying around equipment and being in the forest for very long
>how are the women?
Much like Sweden, top 20% are very hot but the rest go to mcdonalds and put powder over fat acne skin, no good

Because finnish is part of finno-ugrian language tree, related to estonia and hungary. Not related to scandi languages

>What's the deal with Perkele?
best word

How accurate is the Finland simulator?

>you dumb fuck
Are you literal illiterate or do you suffer from autism?

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u will experience Trump america, b happy

Go to alaska if you want cold faggot