>mfw the absolute state of Marvel right now
>mfw the only book of theirs to even scratch the top 10, not even top 5, is X-Men, a brand they tried to sabotage for years over movie rights
>mfw retailers are vocally calling them out on their bullshit to their face at cons now
>mfw Marvel is finally reaping what they sowed
Time to burn.
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That sucks, the current x-books are steaming piles of shit.
>only 42 times
What a fucking pussy!
Everyone was so optimistic about Astonishing.
...
It doesnt matter, the sheer irony of one of the two brands of their own they intentionally sabotaged and tried to ruin being one of the only ones to sell now is in itself a treat.
they should just say "fuck it" and cancel every movie and "Infinity War" be the last movies.
That's impossible. Did he not have a refractory period?
I did eight in one day and got stretch marks
Keep stroking.
How did they know that he masturbated 42 times?
Did he tell his mother before he died?
what even shoots after that many times? I know it just gets more watery but at some point its gotta be nothing, right?
Webcam to record each nut.
Can confirm yes.
Prostate stimulation.
Probably cheated.
Is that supposed to be sarcasm?
It's third world propaganda and didn't actually happen.
I think my record is five times in one day.
Not sarcasm. Everyone was praising issue #1.
I don't understand the fascination with masturbation. It isn't anything like sex and watching porn or thinking of someone is usually futile since you can't have what you're yanking it to. I've easily received the same satisfaction when I'm holding in pee.
I did five in once sitting once when I was younger and the last two were fucking awful. Lesson well learned.
>very fast boy masturbating at incredible speeds
If he died, how did they know it was 42 times?
>I've easily received the same satisfaction when I'm holding in pee
I know we say this a lot, but london?
his mom told them
>>Whenever shows bring up masturbating, they always say doing it more than 3 times a week is too much.
>>Wolf of Wallstreet make a deal about a guy masturbating 2 times a day.
>>I masturbate when I wake up, in the afternoon after work, and then when I'm in bed at night.
>>Might even fit more in the day
Am I a freak?
yes
Especially since you're going to go blind, have early onset baldness, and never have gains.
I did 6 over a pretty short period of time and everything just fucking ached after it for a while.
Shills don't count.
>baldness
well now everything makes sense
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Autopsy and medical estimation based on evidence?
Can the autopsy tell the difference between jerking off twice 20 minutes each and jerking off once 40 minutes?
Like I can somewhat imagine they can estimate the wear and tear bit how do they know how many times he came?
my max is seven spread out over about as many hours without any breaks, but my record is five in three hours while on lsd
>came too late
what?
You fuck through the pain you pitiful fuckless fuck
Probably something in the genitals that can show some extreme stress from continuously cumming over a long period, looking at his age and looking over his medical history and the health of his body at the time, they could probably estimate the average amount of times he could have came by the time of his death. Also going off the amount of time starting at midnight to when he died..
They cut open his balls and asked the survivors
Since this thread has become a shit show anyway...
Where'd that thread about the D&C White Knights review go? It was here, I switched over to YT to watch the video, then came back and it was 404. Anyone see what happened?
They generate $2 billion in profit per year for Marvel through their IP. If Disney wasn't so Jewish they'd let the comics part of Marvel run at a colossal loss every year.
once a day is normal I think.
Meth... It's ok sometimes.
>42
we know the question now!
How someone can masturbate so much?
After 8 times I feel my heart is going to explode, the best amount for me is 4, everything after that doesn't feel that good.
One wank a day keeps your dick in shape.
>How someone can masturbate so much?
Sounds like the dude had some sort of autism, especially if his mom knew about it
So, what does it mean if I do three?
It's nothing.
You fell for the classic blunder.
Never start a thread with an image more interesting than the subject
If you are properly hydrated and hydrate yourself through the whole session, it's just watery fluid, probably from the prostate.
It's your prostate actually.
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>Out of the 30,000 men studied, 1,041 developed prostate cancer after ejaculating 4 to 7 times a month.
>Of the men who ejaculated 21 times a month or more, 290 developed prostate cancer.
Is this Pan?
Doin' the ol Rusty Venture, eh?
You're not reading in between the lines.
He masturbated for 12 hours, but I doubt he came more than once, if that.
Didn't knew this, I was talking about muscular healthy.
Brb, preventing cancer
What about if you edge for ages?
Which makes the situation funnier.
>without stopping
That only counts as 1 time then. 1 very long time, ah ah ah.
underrated
Nice
Very nice
How do they know it was 42 times? Was the kid keeping notes or something? Was his mom counting?
CSI found the semen stains around the dead body and tested the spots for how old they were and found 42 separete groups of differing ages all within 24 hour range.
That sounds like the worst CSI Miami episode ever.
he probably didnt had one, or a very short one. too bad those genes are as good as dead now.
>this thread
i fap 1-3 times a day but some days i fap 4-6 times. ive been doing this for years. am i fucked?
you might get testicular cancer
videotaped it, there is a record for it and he was probably trying to beat it