Marvel announces their next MCU movie will feature Charlie Sheen as the protagonist

Marvel announces their next MCU movie will feature Charlie Sheen as the protagonist.
Who does he play?

He should go over to DCEU instead and play Snowflame.

Carol Danvers obviously.

Ghost Rider

AIDSman

>Iceman

FTFY

what the fuck Bobby has aids now?

Fuck that I wanna see him be a coked up Riddler.

>Douchebag that quips each five minutes and causes half of his own problems for the most stupid reasons

Literally anyone

Mutants can't get aids.

Well he’s gay now so only a matter of time until Marvel pulls to ol’ AIDS card

Reed

DOCTOR DOOM

Madcap.

AIDS is a mutant.

What if he got mutant aids?

Cletus Cassidy

thats the legacy virus, and i think colossus cured that with his dying

Protag:
Beta Ray Bill
Antag:
Galactus

If RDJ wasn't already Stark, he would've knocked Superior Tony out of the park.

Machine Man on the Nextwave movie.
Maybe the Captain if they can get him to put on some muscle despite his age.

That'd be pretty great actually, he'd nail it.

Charlie doesn't do crazy that well actually.

clearly older washed up wonderman

>Machine Man
Fucking this if anything.

>There will never be a Super Iron Man movie with prime RDJ
I'm pulling the trigger

Gambit, easily.

This would be perfect for him.

I want Nick Cage as Moon Knight!

Morph would be my first choice for him.
Toad would be second.

I know, right?

I'm right behind you user. An hero is the only logical choice...

Oh I'd forgotten about him. You guys enjoyed his schtick so much you elected an impersonator for prez

Would he make a good Plastic Man?

Uncle Ben
>Peter with great power comes a great responsibility to wrap it up, seriously Pete fucking whores and pornstars was amazing, but this AIDS shit kinda sucks, not like it's stopped me from still rawdogging those bitches though

Eric O'Grady

>next MCU movie
>MCU movie
>Iceman

Meeeeen

crash bandicoot

Osborn
Mysterio(yes, I want Bruce Campbell here)
Mr Sinister
Morph, as someone already mentioned
Taskmaster, with the clever use of the mask for stunts
and my favourite idea of all. BOOMERANG.

...

man I hate the MCU

I want to see Daniel Day Lewis as a Spider-Man villain, just to see how he'd prepare for the role.

One of the crazy 1970s villains like Grizzly, Swarm or Stegron. And he stays in character for the whole time the movie is in production.

If they can put him in Miss Marvel suit I'll actually pay for the tickets.

There I said it.

This could actually work.