Why is everyone on tumblr so prudish?

Why is everyone on tumblr so prudish?

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I always weep when my mind flashes into the realization that all these drawings are always done by people on their 20s or 30s.

She's 16, Jim.

Not really prudish.

But her design is annoying.

>can you please stop using zamii as a get out of jail free card

Guys stop reminding me of that time me and my friends bullied a girl with chronic illness into almost killing herself it's making me feel bad!

Okay, so?

>Everyone
Let's be fair, there's plenty of porn on tumblr.

You did manage to find some impressively stupid posts, though.
>cartoonishly exaggerated features in a cartoon is bad!
>why isn't the ninja obese?
>teenagers have to dress like nuns!
>Your argument has been made before in a different situation, so instead of attacking your argument I'll just mention that situation and pretend I've won

You're a pedophile

Why do you admit to going on tumblr?

They project their insecurities about their own bodies onto others.
Also, horseshoe theory strikes again. Both the far right and the far left want women to cover up because it's "degenerate/problematic".

I don't think you know what that word actually means, my dude.
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.exe

I like how one of them is talking shit about Ian's own sketches without even realizing it.

holy crap...

Sup Forumsmblr...is real...

What's really odd is how both porn artists and these prude assholes seem to insist on staying on the website. I'm starting to suspect some sort of sado-masochistic relationship going on here.

It's a cartoon and the bitch doesn't even look like a little girl. In this case her age is literally just a number and has no bearing on reality.

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...wait, th'fuck is wrong with Dr. Blight being seductive and flirty? Are evil women not allowed to be sexual now?

Tumblr makes my head hurt sometimes.

Hello Canada

They're all right-wing Republican soccer moms in deep denial.

>Why is everyone on tumblr so prudish?


Because it depends on who you follow.

I follow literally hundreds of gay bear porn reblogging.

I remember one guys name was too close to the people who made Steven Universe' mobile game and the developers had to ask him to change his name because tons of kids were getting fat naked hairy men instead of fat queer little children.

Personally I wouldn't bone a 16 year old but pedophilia is children under 12. Also 16 is the age of consent in places across the world.

>Complaining about Dr. Blight's design
It's clear to me that the user who posted that hasn't seen the original Captain Planet

A, no he's not pedophiles are aimed at pre-pubescent kids
B, no he's not, 16 is perfectly capable of giving sexual consent in a lot of the developed world
C, no he's not, it's a fucking cartoon that looks nothing like a real person

Pretty sure 16's legal in Canada.

You know what would be cool? If Tumblr added a feature to filter out people with specific profile pictures so we could get rid of SU profile pics automatically.

Legal where I live.

Well it's 2017, not really kid friendly.

They think it's their civil duty to worship and pander to homos and trannies, of course nothing straight is allowed

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>#bill cosby
what?

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this is just proof that california ruins everything

Women in general are not allowed to be attractive according to SJW's

Or it's a stand off.
You have a self-righteous gang of party poopers and people who don't want to up and move because prudes.
Especially when you can get a good amount of exposure on there.

What is a stan?

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stan

It means stalker fan, basically a huge fan of a specific person. Apparently it's a good thing?

>Why is everyone on tumblr so prudish?
Jealousy.
if they don't look exactly like the characters on screen then no one can.

>she's 16
eh yeah i guess i can see where the criticisms are coming for, i just dunno' why their response to it is to redesign her as ugly and lumpy as possible

I'd move, especially after they made people log in to see my stuff, but I honestly can't think of a better alternative.

I thought she was collage age when I saw an episode randomly.

Post some Enids.

This.

>What's really odd is how both porn artists and these prude assholes seem to insist on staying on the website.
The issue is that tumblr is still the most popular website for blogging and shilling your art/thoughts. Tumblr is like an abusive spouse, but no one wants to leave even after their accounts get wiped out. They just end up coming back because all their friends are there too.

I never went back after my account got wiped. Fuck that shit.

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Pretty much.

It's a real fucked if you do fucked if you don't situation.
Tumblr's main draw for artists is the nonartist population, most actual art hosting cites are too artist centric to get a normal population regularly congregating there.
But the downside is all that it's not really built for arthosting and on occasion these shit heaps show up.
All you can really do is wait for the next big blogtype cite to show up and hope it's better there.

Most Tumblr chicks are stick thin or beached whales, that's why.

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Florida is a soft 18 because
Florida's age of consent is 18, though the law contains a provision allowing 16- and 17-year-olds to consent to having sex with someone age 16 to 23. To qualify for removal under "Romeo and Juliet," the victim must have been at least 14 years old and the offender no more than four years older

>good thing
No- especially if it's a direct reference to the Eminem song. That song and the original by Dido are great by the way

More of stalker fan that is likely to hurt you or himself for attention.

yeah this seems accurate to me. especially considering that most of these "redesigns" seem to be self projecting.

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And this is why you shouldn't pander to people who have been known to eat their own.

I think you're the real pedophile here.

I present to you, the perfect redesign!

>The "proportional" redesign at the bottom that just makes her look fat

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>covering her up a bit more and making her a bit less curvy
okay and makes sense

>covering her up and putting her in clothes that hide her shape
it's not the end of the world if a 16 year old girl wears something that's a little tight or short

>covering her up and making her fat, ugly and hairy
???

>tumblr is "prudish"
>when Sup Forums is in denial of lesbians and calls them bi

stay mad, prudes

What's wrong with the female form?

Females naturally have the 'pear shaped' fat distribution.

ironically a good ninja design

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Huh, I would have expected New England to be higher

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Eh, maybe the hood but the dress part is too long and would cause the ninja to fall down a lot.

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She's not real

DIdn't she want to fuck the Mick Jagger parody in their show?

Eh, it's good for hiding weapons and obscuring your shape, and you can hitch it up and tie it down before the acrobatics.

>Enid is black
>Enid's ass is too big

If the creators haven't said anything otherwise there's nothing wrong with thinking she's bi, but there are lesbians who have had crushes on men when they were younger.

Yeah but then you'll get your head cut off by the government for showing ankles.

>Calling a canon bi girl a lesbo
Dumb loudposter

enid is in her late teens
18-19 Sorry tumblr but thats legal

She's not real, Bones.

They're only prudish when characters are straight.

Well I mean if you can't avoid the religious police, your ninja career is gonna be fraught with issues any way you look at it.

No correlation

>posting whores on a blue board

TUMBLR FUCKING LEAVE!

Wait, wait.

The Captain Planet thing is real?

Not if you're a ninja who kills in honor of isis.

Because Tumblr is the soapbox for retards.
Just like Twitter.

Hips are Problematic (tm). Also, seeing a whole lot of "I actually haven't watched the show, but..." style feedback & criticism.

But time hasn't passed at all in the show, if she had a crush on Faux Mick Jagger it means it's almost at the same time she had it for the blonde chick.

Well then you're either already cross-dressing or a woman who's not barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, so you're gonna have to dodge that shit on the home front too.

To be honest, I would totally watch a cartoon about a muslim ninja with a secret identity who kills people in honor of isis and then goes home to her abusive husband and 20 kids. It'd make a cool black comedy.

A hot chick is better to the eyes than a whale sorry tumblr

Mama mia, please tell me they show the messed up part of her face.

>That Enid "fix" at the bottom
She looks like a fucking Family Guy character, I hate tumblr so much.

Would make a good nemesis for pic related.

Behold, the epitome of hot cartoon takes:
Ian JQ is a coon who habitually fetishizes black women because he's resentful that Rebecca Sugar has no ass

holy shit

Is that Ian's tumblr or

Either way, that's un fucking called for and I feel bad for the guy.

They're only prudish when it comes to straight stuff. Or women who aren't landwhales.

it's like she just created a completely different character or just drew herself and waited for the first controversy for a female character to pop up.