Do French people really put snails in their anuses?

Do French people really put snails in their anuses?

What's with the obsession of putting things in your anus. U gay af senpai

That's how you make escargot is it not?

Putting a giant slug in your ass would probably feel pretty good

Boi I know you like when I pump my sticky load in your boipucci but that unfortunately doesn't create snails.
Here's a picture of my BWC, kik me at EarlyStan

Slimy yet satisfying.

What kind of snail is this?

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we put mustard but no snails

The kind that comes out of its shell to pound your boibutt

Draw a face on it

No. Just chocolatines.

Take a mouse and put it in water then in oil and you get a snail

Mustard tastes good on burgers.

I don't think that's a snail. It's too small.

There you go bitchboy

Nice fry Frenchie, you got a white bitch to stick it in too?

How did you mess up such a simple request?

I'm on it burger

I won't draw on my dick if I'm not even sure you're a cute boy

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Non, dans Paris nous aimons bagguettes dans le cul. Vous americains est trop bete, hon hon hon.

>white
Are you implying french people aren't white

>french
>BWC

literally smaller then the average cock size here...

>thread derailed after only 4 posts

Listen here you little leaf, I had to buy the largest condoms on the market in order to have some to fit. 6inches in girths is not average and especially not in the land of cuck. Fucking maple lover

Are your feet all right? They look like you've had some chinese shoes on.

Do Canadian people really put leaves in their anuses?

Yeah, they gripped on the floor on that pic, my feet are fine.

Why is it always the people that are obsessed with anus and sodomy who constantly call everyone else gay ??

On fait ce qu'on peut mec

>complaining about getting called gay
>posts 5 pictures of your cock in a board full of mostly men.
K.

Derailed from what? I just wanted to talk to people because I got lonely.