Why do nice guys think that being incredibly bland will get them girls?

Why do nice guys think that being incredibly bland will get them girls?

literally who thinks that?

i miss cow tools

Isn't that why nice guy virgins hate chads?

I interpret the nice guy as lighting her flame before she runs off with the extinguisher. Nice guys are, after all, pure emotional support for girls.

Because they take women's complaints about "overbearing men" at face value and think what women must actually want is a pushover. Protip, women don't express their problems, they express their feelings. "Men are assholes" doesn't mean she likes nice guys, it means she's obsessed with some asshole.

Why does OP think that making off topic threads won’t make him a faggot?

why do anons think posts like this are Sup Forums-related?

>the virgin matchbox
>the chad fire extinguisher

NICE GUYS FINISH LAST!

>this thread will get 400 replies and 30 images several hours from now

They actually got good points.

Isn't this technically a comic?

Just report and move on like a normal person

Someone post on /r9k/ I want to hear the REEEEEE'S from my sofa.

No

You're thinking of incels

Nice guys are just nice bros

The image is technically from a comic, but the Post is just an off topic shitpost.

Switch the fire extinguisher head for the matchbox.

What if the matchbox is actually Gay for fire-extinguisher?

I mean they'd be perfect for each other. He starts fires and the other puts them out. Literally made for each other.

But why would she want a guy that will burn her down?

Can I quit heterosexuality? It doesn't seem worth it.

i mean, shit, nigga, if i had the chops to score with flaming hotties in the 1950s, i'd fucking join a biker gang too
just think about how it would feel when she's gripping your waist as you speed down the highway, her nipples poking you in the back as she slowly gropes at your dick and gives you an old fashioned on the interstate

>You're thinking of incels
No, you're thinking of liberals.
The two may overlap but not always.

It's done give it 30 minutes.

>that feel when matchbox
>I'm going to end up dating other matchboxes

It's this kind of thinking that's turned Sup Forums into the cesspool it is today.

Not really applicable here

Incels are largely apolitical and more concerned with whining about their lot in life

>9 gorillion hours in paint

>Be a match box man
>Trying to get some literal Roastie
>Not Using your power to burn the World in your fiery hatred and rage
Holy shit what a faggot!

Oh boy, here it comes.

I dunno about you but I'd go gay for that extinguisher. Look at his rad ass motorcycle and jacket!
And in case of a fire he's got my back.

It actually makes more sense.

Now how about
>fire = bench
>extinguisher = girl

But... but.... THIS IS AN OXYMORON!

>Incels are largely apolitical

Link?

>apolitical

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooo I don't think that's true.

The hell's an incel?

>Hey baby, you wanna be cool about fire safety?

Explain Sup Forums and its startling ability to have every single sex related thread hit 700 replies even if fucking World War III breaks out.

Why doesn't matchbox guy find himself a bundle of sticks or a cigarette?

You need to have the candlewick be unlit. It’s the chad matchstick’s job to light the pussy up.

right, this isn't a thinly-veiled attempt at harvesting retardation, just like the other 200 times someone's posted this exact same thing

Incel == Involuntarily celibate.
A fancy way of saying you're a virgin and that it's not your fault that you're a virgin.

or a stick of dynamite

Go back to plebbit you lazy retard.

You mean a fag?

You're overthinking it like the people in OP.
The reality is that the artist made a trite comic without thinking too deeply and thought at first "A matchbook and candle seem like they're matches for eachother"

Make em all candles

Mods for the Love of god can you please use your brains and figure out that this is not a Sup Forums thread.

The truth is that the motorbike guy is the raddest dude and a the girl will just bring him down by getting knocked up.

FUCKING RACIEST! WHAT DO YOU GOT AGAINST MATCHBOXES!

I'm not denying the bulk of pol consists of virgins, but sex will always be an argument everybody wants to talk about in some form of the other, it's always been like that. Most of the gossips are just about who's making sex with who.
The only arguments who top it in interest are those about personal beliefs like politics/religion and gruesome violence (war, murder etcetera).

Shut up you faggot tripfag

Here's the secret. You need to be active and out there in the dating world. Yes it's that easy, If someone says no or ghosts you it's ok, move on.

Have respect for others but overall respect yourself. You are valuable, your time is valuable. I spent 5 years stagnant and not doing shit and got a gf in less than a month.

>he wants to fuck Penny from Inspector Gadget
Good taste.

Incels don't care about society for "persecuting" them. It's mostly whining and feeling bad for themselves.
Check out Wizardchan, r/incels, or /r9k/
Another word for robot/permavirgin with mental issues like autism/anxiety/depression that keep them from having normal interactions with other people. They eventually become bitter and either pull a Columbine, escape into fantasy worlds where they're liked and wanted, or circlejerk about how they hate everyone normal.
Sup Forums isn't incel. It's mostly normal people with...extreme...opinions. Sup Forums advocates for marriage, chastity, families, and living within society. Incels are mocked and shouted down on Sup Forums as agents of the Jews.

a faggot tripfaggot?
good job sir.

Wanna turn this into an r9k thread? Because it's gonna happen.

>Incels don't care about society for "persecuting" them
They totally do though, they bitch about that all the time

Nah, most of Sup Forums is married or dating. /r9k/, /fit/, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and Sup Forums have the most virgins.

>Incels don't care about society for "persecuting" them.

There's literally AN ENTIRE PART OF Sup Forums dedicated to JUST THAT, what the FUCK are you talking about.

>most of Sup Forums is married or dating
Dude, there's images and videos of you guys in the open now, no point in pretending anymore.

Why'd you make me laugh boco

I think we're agreeing here
How? Kekistani faggots were immigrants from r/theDonald after the election who refused to leave

How is it not your fault that you're a virgin? That makes no sense.

If you really want it that bad just buy yourself a hooker for a night.

Sorry sir...

"It's not my fault I'm still a virgin! I'm very approachable; it's everybody else who keeps me from getting laid!!"

>Kekistani faggots were immigrants from r/theDonald after the election who refused to leave
Which makes them part Sup Forums.

>it's everybody else who keeps me from getting laid!

Basically saying consent is a non-factor and rape is ok.
How sexist.

This. If you cannot be the Best, why not Strive to be the Worst?

Incels believe that only 6'0+ male models are able to attract and have sex with women. No really, this is what they believe. Unless you have lots of money.

Literally only movie star looking handsome men have sex.

No no, hookers are "cheating". It about the validation of knowing you are good enough for a woman to choose you for sex. The incel has a strange hatred and worship of women.

Hey, I'm not the one who makes the rules around here.

Have you never heard them? Consent is absolutely a non-factor for incels. A common idea they float is making contracts or laws that say women have to sleep with them to make things fair.

There's a quote from the Boondocks that explains it pretty well.
>Two things women hate: Broke men and boring men. They hate to be bored. A woman would rather be with a guy that beats them to death than bores them to death.

Pretty much Men's rights activists then?

No, incels don't think they're "good" or "approachable". They think they're hideously ugly cave trolls. I've seen the pictures before, about 60-70% of incels appear to have facial dysmorphia.

>The incel has a strange hatred and worship of women.

They hate when women don't benefit them, what's strange about that.
That's like calling "strange" how people like lions when in the zoos or in yt videos but not when they're eating them.

>Consent is absolutely a non-factor for incels.
They consider a hooker cheating precisely because of how much "consent" is involved, like said.
You're thinking of muslims.

>Strange
Nah it makes sense, you literally just said it right there.
It's about validation.
People seem to go straight to the "robots just blame everyone else" meme but there are tons of robots who blame themselves and are just wallowing in learned helplessness. They're losers looking for some form of validation in their shitty lives and latch onto the love of a woman then have inflated ideas of what it would actually take to get one. Since they're ugly asocial poorfags they could never hope to be rich handsome chads and there's no cure for their unending despair so may as well stay in this pit.

lol, my father taught me that one

>"user, a bitch would rather be MISERABLE than bored"
No, MRAs believe that women have more rights than men do and bitch about equality all day.

You're mixing up different ideologies.

Many of them grew up with abusive mothers and were bullied by girls throughout life

MRAs and Incels have huge overlap.

well yeah. the modern MRA movement was largely started by incels

Valid point. Robots have hyperbolic ideas about what love and relationships actually entail because all they have to go on are movies and TV and anime & whatnot. They think being with a woman will magically cure their clinical depression, autism, low self esteem, and anxiety.

So does feminism and ratchets.
Undesiderabilty from the other sex is usually a symptom of failure, and failed people tend to flow into idenitity politics.

MRAs began as a myriad grab bag of divorcees, disgruntled fathers, political activists against things like circumsicion & punishments for energetic boys. For some reason many SJW seem to conflate them with incels.

Is it really unfair to say it's a top level societal issue? The easiest way to insult a guy is to call into question his ability to get laid. "Virgin" is the go to insult no matter what your politics are.

Oh good god could you imagine the carnage if the entirety of /r9k/ suddenly gained flame powers? It’d be a blood bath.

>Is it really unfair to say it's a top level societal issue?
Yes, because there's no way of making people/women thinking virgins as anything else but failures.
The best you could hope for is to change mainstream media's stance on that, but when it comes to actual people it will still keep being an insult.
Feminists tried the same with "slut" for years and look where it got them.

Yes, because incels take it to a limit far, far past what society places on them and build their whole life around something nobody's actually asking of them.

>It’d be a blood bath.
Yeah they'd burn themselves into ashes during their inevitable fapping.

What's the point of an unlit candle? The metaphor the person tries to make is surface deep in the sense of the utility of the items represents the worst reflections of all of the people potentially involved in the situation

Porn when? Extinguisher fucking matches in front of candle

>"Men are assholes" doesn't mean she likes nice guys, it means she's obsessed with some asshole.
Ding ding ding

Must have clicked on /r9k/ accidentally

I just gave up at life and trying to find a gf. 25 years, still a virgin, I am just too autistic and cowardly to find happiness.

wait, extenguisher fucking candle in front of matches

For the most part feminists will always resort to calling men virgins in order to try and stifle men acting in their own interests

I liked your first idea better.

This was kinda funny until I read what tumblr had to say