If Gaston was so evil, how come the town people loved him so much?

If Gaston was so evil, how come the town people loved him so much?

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He was never evil to begin with.

Dude was a dickish asshole but he wasn't evil.

Many people seem to gloss over the fact that Royalty back then weren't viewed all that well by the peasant folk, and even though Gaston was a buff, and popular dude, he was still living in what would be considered a small time village. Not to mention he was a hunter, not a profession that was considered all that glamorous either.

It also doesn't help that Maurice basically showed up one night, raving and hollering about this terrible Beast that had kidnapped his daughter. No, he didn't believe him at first, who the fuck would, but later in the film when he gets his first sight of Beast, the only thing he's got to go on is what Maurice said. Not to mention he's still obviously smitten for Belle and lookin' for a chance to fuck up this monster.

Then his own greed for being the only love in Belle's life, or the chance to be, gets the better of him and he falls off a huge fucking castle and to his death, all because the bitch he fell for developed Stockholm Syndrome and decided she wanted the knot instead.

If Goliath was a good guy, how come all the humans he met feared him or wanted to kill him?

If anything their love was what made Gaston into a villain, after years of praise and affection look at how badly he took one rejection.

They were French peasants living a mere two generations before the Revolution, where France decided to give following almost literally everyone willing to very literally put his own neck on the line a shot at leadership until they got sick of experimenting and ran out of things to kill (literally, they were decapitating maids and pets of the wealthy by that point).

He was the closest thing the town had to a local authority figure by virtue of the militia obeying him despite him having no official rank.

They wanted to bang Demona.

What baffles me the most is how people say he "abuses" Le Fou because he punches him. But in context is the kind of punching and wrestling that its common in friendships. Holding back because Le Fou is so small sounds disrespectful.

CHA penalty to balance his stat bonuses. It takes two rounds of diplomacy checks to diffuse a combat.

What kind of race doesn't have fucking names

The gargoyles were never going to be a viable race, their social structure is fucking caveman tier

>implying a human could even make her feel anything her being stretched by Goliath's goliath on a nightly basis, and then Thailog's log.

people life trump but hes evil

He does shove the guy into a barrel and order him to illegally spy on a house to his obvious discomfort.

He's certainly willing to lie, cheat, and intimidate.

I don't get why nobody has done a feudal Japan version of B&tB where Gaston is a Kabukimono.

Reminder that Macbeth felt everything nightly.

That had to be...unsettling. Though it does raise the idea of Demona having sex just to piss off Macbeth, which is hilarious.

No, people feel good about winning arguments online when he wins, giving them a euphoria rush while he profits bigly.

Basically a Huck Finn whitewash fencing of the masses.

If Hitler did nothing wrong then why does everyone feel the need to remind us he did nothing wrong?

Wrong, just because they deemed names unnecessary dosen't mean they weren't able to communicate and work together fluently as a society, which they did.

Also later in the series we learn that the no-names was just a thing that the Scottish gargoyles did, but the rest of the clans around the world used names.

She'd do it too.
Her whole character is spite taken to its extreme, to the point her past and future selves created the best tragedy of the series spiting each other.

And Macbeth would do the same in return, of course.

Immortal spite is the best kind of spite.

Because they fail at economics as hard as late 20's Germans.

It's simple: The townsfolk were the secondary villain of the story after Gaston. We're supposed to hate all of them for trying to hold Belle back. Everyone in town was a vapid moron like Gaston was. Gaston was king dumb and all the dumblings looked up to him and his dumb conquests and dumb interests for dumb people that are happy being dumb dumb dumb.

Belle and her kooky quirky dad were too smarty for that slackjawed backwoods hamlet, and everyone in town was just trying to drag them back to mediocrity, Gaston chief among them. They even sing that they fear and hate anything different from themselves.

You know this brings up the question of what if Gaston turned out to be the good guy while Beast was the bad guy?

Reminds me of the Gay Chicken arc of Manly Guys Doing Manly Things.

Imagine Macbeth just getting constant erections and then doing nothing about them, just to torment Demona, and then she's doing the same thing but like, constantly edging herself onto the point of orgasm but stopping.

You've just got these two immortal characters constantly fucking with each other because that's the only way they can get back at each other since death isn't an option.

God, what if they just punch their genitals every night just so the other has to deal with that shit too?

You're on the right track.

The real villain is French people. They bring torches, they bring knives, but some are good people.
The rest are just bad honhonhons.

SOMEONE GO ASK WEISMAN ABOUT THIS, QUICK

I'm just wondering how it took so long for them to get fucked over with how much animosity they seemed to draw. Like, there were one or two humans at a time at best that gave them the time of day

>she had Stockholm so I threw her dad in an asylum

Please fuck off with your Nietzschean pretensions. Those of us who aren't edgy teenagers know that the title of 'hero' is not assigned by lottery.

CHAD-ston was not evil. This is a common fact for audience members over 18.

Then it wouldn't be a subversion of the usual handsome hero rescues the beautiful princess fairy tale and more of a classic fairy tale played straight.

What if Prince Hans had been as capable with a sword as Prince Phillip?

Phillip's sword-fu was weak. But his throwing skills were princely.

Now I just want a bunch of mini comics with this shit. Just them amping up self-harm or sex with random partners so the other has to feel stimulations for genital they do not possess.

He'd have vanquished the ice witch and brought a swift end to the threat she posed to the realm. He'd have taken Anna as his queen, but she'd never have stopped resenting him. Years later he'd fall in love with a much younger and more beautiful princess, and Queen Anna would attempt to have her killed out of spite. In the end the wicked Queen Anna would be burned or boiled alive or some similar fate, and King Hans would live happily ever after with the virtuous young princess.

That's how it used to go back in the day, but these days even a vile blackheart fairy like Maleficent is actually a tragic and beloved hero.

Can we get a drawfag on this?

Maybe try /trash/, furries love Gargoyles.

Naw, Gothel and Facilier were both awesome evil assholes.

Disney just did Maleficent because they will never not be 100% mad they can't get the rights to MGM Wizard Of Oz.

>he was a hunter
It's >implied he owns the pub.

Would pic related go against the Beast? He was even more alpha than Gaston was.

>Thailog pounds Demona's G spot and chokes her
>Macbeth sobs and gasps for air he has another prostate orgasm for the umpteenth night in the row

me likely.

No he threw her dad in the asylum before he knew she was still alive. He just assumed Maurice was crazy and tossed his ass in the asylum.

And obviously he wasn't assigned the role of hero by chance, do you fucking think he got those muscles, shooting skills, and charisma by accident?

Speaking of Gothel, what was her endgame? Rapunzel wasn't going to stay alive forever. Did she have kind of plan to preserve the rejuvenation powers? Only things I can think of would either try to extract the power once Rapunzel started to get too old, or breed her and hope her child would inherit the magic hair.

If it came down to a battle between those two, the Beast would lose horribly. He's strong but he'd be as nothing before the power of Hercules. As to whether or not they'd fight? Perhaps. It depends on the situation. They could both be pretty stubborn. I can't see Herc killing the Beast out of jealousy and pride like Gaston tried to, though.

No, its a hunting lodge.
All the local game hunters are expected to turn in their trophies for display.

The joke is that literally all the trophies are his, including things that aren't impressive at all which, much like him cheating at wrestling by biting an oldm man in the same song, shows he basically has no real competition nor any sense of shame at lording over everyone else.

Where?

>Rapunzel wasn't going to stay alive forever.
It's possible that her aging would have ceased at some point, but failing that Gothel might have been able to work something out with alchemy. It's also possible that she'd planned on breeding Rapunzel at some point to produce an heir, assuming her enchantment could be passed on that way.

>Macbeth gets into drunken fist fights at taverns, allowing himself to be trashed by his foes. This largely includes letting himself be kicked in the dick repeatedly.
>Demona is often crippled by the sensation of abused testicles she does not have.

>Maleficent
this was the most pointless movie that ever existed

Gothel was a ruthless villain, but not an ambitious one.

Her solution to keeping a flower sake was putting a fake bush on it then leaving to enjoy her youth. Her solution to having the girl was basically the same, hide it then leave for fun times abroad.

Her plan was doomed to failure at some point or another, and she didn't deal with problems until she had a problem nor did she actually make any attempt to guard her immortality macguffin after hiding it in plain sight within walking distance of civilization.

>It's possible that her aging would have ceased at some point
Rapunzel's or Gothel's?

A misunderstanding would occur. Like, if this were in the tv show...

>Young Herc gets to visit Olympus for a day because...reasons.
>Decides to take a seat on Nemesis' throne, or whatever god would be appropriate.
>He starts hearing prayers.
>Specifically from one of the furniture servants in Beasts castle, the guy was like on a work exchange program or something, I dunno.
>Guy is mad jelly because he got turned into a xylophone or something, and blames Beast.
>All Herc can understand is that there's this guy praying to him wanting him to destroy this beast, classic Hero stuff.
>Herc goes down to France, and he and Beast get into some fightin'
>Even though Herc is like, a hundred times stronger than Beast, Beast is faster or some bullshit so the fight is more even.
>Then the misunderstanding is fixed by Belle and some bullshit, and Herc goes back to Ancient Greek.
>Everyone is disappointed because we never got a Gaston/Hades team up.
>the end.

nar i think they would fight to a stand still then end up best friends drinking and pissing off hades

The champion of the colliseum does not lose to anyone but a Goofy, Donald and a guy with the keyblade. And even then he's never all that serious.Beast stands no chance.

>keeping a flower safe was putting a fake bush on it then leaving to enjoy her youth
To be fair, it's not like she knew what would happen if she uprooted it or did something to disturb the spot it was rooted in. And surely she had some ideas in mind for what to do with Rapunzel once she neared the end of her life. As for the hiding in plain sight, the tower seemed remote enough that few ever came upon it.

why didn't she pot the magic plant and take it with her or try to grow more with cuttings

Reminds me of when in the Ghost In The Shell manga Kusinagi is having a wireless cyber-orgy with three other cyborg "women" and Batou tries to tap into it, then freaks out and pukes since they're fucking on an outdated connection that only works on same-sex same-generation bodies and he gets loaded with four bodies worth of vagina orgasm his brain doesn't know how to process.

Man, that Aladdin crossover was so weird. On one hand, it was kind of neat to see a post-series follow up with Aladdin now married to Jasmine, but the Herc show was just so weird and didn't mesh that well with it.

Plus, where the fuck was Mechanicles? Nigga was supposed to Greek himself, should have appeared and maybe work with Hades and Jafar.

It worked the way it was, and she had no reason to do anything different until someone discovered her hiding place.

Like I said, she didn't deal with potential problems, she dealt with things only after they became a problem.

Some people are lazy like that. Bosses and managers are often guilty of this, ignoring a problem only until you no longer can ignore it.

Can you imagine how boring it would be if that's essentially what happened every single god damned time two 'good guys' fought? Because every time the notion is brought up that's the ending someone poses. They team up, they go drinking; what if they don't?

And the Beast was a humongous asshole with a chip on his shoulder, you're giving him too much credit for being good natured and willing to see reason.

>Plus, where the fuck was Mechanicles?
That pissed me off as a kid because he was the perfect way to tie the shows together.

Still it was fun watching it. Like, it was like the first time, growing up, when you realize Superman and Batman share the same universe, and that there's comics where they fought each other.

Rapunzel's.

Different eras. Different locations.
Different circumstances, after her father sent him to rescue her then the situation ends the moment she explains it. She was only an unwilling captive for one night out ot at least midwinter through the next autumn. In his own story he has no reason to leave Greece, ever.

How do you figure that would work?

Magic hair.

Because no one's slick like Gaston, no one's quick like Gaston, no one's dick is as incredibly thick as Gaston's.

She gets to a certain age and just stops aging as long as her hair stays long, I guess? It's magic, I dunno, all I know is Gothel didn't seem worried about it so maybe she knew something. Or maybe she just gave no fucks like others have said.

This fucking moron was voted the be leader of the most powerful nation on Earth.

Gaston was loved by the town people because the town people were fucking morons who are easily lead and manipulated. This is shown very early on when they demonize Bell for *gasp* reading a book. Ignorant, lazy, and those without any ability to think for themselves will always idolize someone good-looking or (in Trump's case) rich.

This is why Bell's "Happily Ever After" was living in the Beast's Castle...away from the town.

It's called Gaston's Tavern in the script.

In this draft there's a TAVERN OWNER... who isn't Gaston...

>It's simple: The townsfolk were the secondary villain of the story after Gaston. We're supposed to hate all of them for trying to hold Belle back. Everyone in town was a vapid moron like Gaston was. Gaston was king dumb and all the dumblings looked up to him and his dumb conquests and dumb interests for dumb people that are happy being dumb dumb dumb.
>Rural and suburban retards

Most people seem to overlook the fact that he bribed the keeper of the madhouse to lock Belle's father up if she refused to marry Gaston.

Not everything has to be a Trump anology user

>he's a danger to himself and the village!
youtube.com/watch?v=c_tELkI0vbU

if rick and morty isn't good, why do autists love it so much?

It was a donation to the insane asylum

Some of the most evil characters are the most lovable.

Disney.

If user isn't a faggot, why does he love sucking dicks so much?

>Her plan was doomed to failure at some point or another, and she didn't deal with problems until she had a problem
just like a woman

>or breed her
Oh yes

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He knew that all the power lied in the pommel. He just imagined that he was only throwing a pommel, and ended her rightly.

everyone was s dick in that town

they shat on the only intelligent man there

God Emperor Trump was a better option that evil cucked Hitllery Clinton...Also Gaston was a good goy, he worked his ass everyday and help the community...

Today I witnessed a Gaston thread become about FUCKING DRUMPF

What isn’t shown is that there’s someone chained down in the latrine, and when that person dies Gaston puts whoever is least convincing about loving him in their place.