Alright Sup Forums, let's do something. Let's make supervillains to comat heroes...

Alright Sup Forums, let's do something. Let's make supervillains to comat heroes, but they must all be goofy Silver Age Superman supervillains.

Stinkman - Has the power to make people permanently smell awful. Makes Superman smell so bad that everyone on earth tells Superman to leave. He goes to a planet on the other side of the universe and gets a special Anti-Smell Salt from Saltinians to smell ok again.

Golden Potato. He has potato manipulation. He shoots potatoes at people and has a potato aura, manifested by a bunch of floating potatoes around him, that prevents heroes from touching him. He can tether himself to multiple potatoes to prevent himself from being blown away from air attacks like Red Tornado's tornados, Flash's hand twisters, and Superman's superbreath. He can modify the temperature of his potatoes to prevent himself from being harmed by cold or heat based attacks.

I don't know how to beat him.

Air Man. His only power is that you can't beat him.

Moccasin Vengeance.

He was once the successful owner of a shoe franchise. They made all shorts of shoes, and their ideas were always revolutionary. Until once day, he dared propose a new type of shoes; shows you wear on your head.
He was ridiculed by the shoe community and his shame was such he was never able to take charge of his company again, so he was kicked out and replaced.
But he still had the patent for head shoes, so he decided he'd take back his company and prove all those fools wrong.
He invents a machine that will invert Earth's gravity so that the public will have no choice but to buy his head shoes and return him to success and respect.

villain of circumstance?

Good Ol' Daisy

The granddaughter of Turner D. Century, she continues her grandfather's crusade against technology with an EMP umbrella that'll knock out anything more advanced than a gramophone and inflatable bloomers that grant her the power of flight. She also sports a particular hatred of cohabiting unmarried couples and children born out of wedlock

The Creamer.

Once a worker at an Ice Cream factory, he got sick of his boss' shit, and wanted to take over the business, only to fall into a vat of experimental ice cream. Now, he's horribly mutated, making his entire body ice cream, and he can use it as weaponry against foes.

Needs a better name, but otherwise I like.

Rexar.

A tyrannosaurus made of red Kryptonite. That's all there is to it.

Would Superman be okay with killing non organic life forms?

I'm not finished yet. He also has a handler who's made of Pink Kryptonite, so whenever he encounters them weird shit happens, like an evil clone of himself appearing, who then makes out with himself.

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>She also sports a particular hatred of cohabiting unmarried couples and children born out of wedlock
How is she a bad guy???

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Black Bullet, his power is that he tricks his opponents into thinking he dindu nuffin.

The Forearm

Forearm is a greedy and corrupt foreman who commands an army of subservient construction workers. One of his arms is enlarged due to a freak accident with a cement mixer and some pool chemicals. Super strength and brute violence.

He fights against Mason Man, a rebellious Mason, who, armed with a sack of bricks and his hard-hat of heroes, fights against the forces of evil in the construction industry

>and he can use it as weaponry against foes.
>Green Lantern(Hal Jordan): "Oh dear god! Lemon Ripple Ice cream! My one weakness!"

Whoa

Shin Kicker Steve
He kicks people in the shin.

Bully Boys: a small gang of guys with strength comparable to superman when together. They mostly engage in petty crimes when not ushered by Lex Luthor or Ultra-Humanute

Holy cats!

A villain who has two powers. One is to create dogs, and the other is that he grows in power every time the dog is called a good boy.