/spsg/ - South Park Shipping General

/spsg/ - South Park Shipping General

Kyman is love kyman is life and others can f*ck off

I just looked up that violin fanfic everyone mentions but DUDES. What. The. Fuck.

OP is a tiny bit antagonistic. Let's all just have a good time.

Just go to /cm/

But then what would I do with this?

wtf

It's a joke :P That's why I chose a neutral pic

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Oh, okay.

They make Kyle act like a fucking dog or something. It physically disgusts me.

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Best ship incoming

What are your hopes for the FBW?

>Herr Cartman
if I hear that one more time I'm gonna kill myself

Wendy is cute and mostly not horrible.

Fucking gross. I like nazi dressup Cartman though

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Did anyone read that one Kyman fic where Cartman's "secret" was that he performs as a drag queen at night and Kyle stumbles upon his gay bar?

What the hell is wrong with Clyde?

as far as I can tell kyman kyle has nothing to do with south park kyle and isn't really supposed to represent him? he's just a stand-in for some sadism/rape/slave fetish or something

Yuck. Gross.

desu I skim most fanfics till I get to the sex. Most fanfics are goddamn awful. I liked the one where Kyle and Cartman move to a new house with weird neighbours. Not really the story, but I liked their interaction. They weren't too off character.

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Cosplay as the fanfic!

I hope not. OC Kyle would never be(come) so meek and docile.

forgot to respond, this is my fav fic probably

I think this is probably the least sexy thing I could possible imagine lol

That's so not okay. I once went to Terezin (Theresienstadt) where they sold costume nazi David Stars. I'd seen swastika's for sale before but this was a new low. Anyone who dresses up like this is an ass.

I hope her dynamic with Cartman continues to evolve and isn't unceremoniously scrapped

Is Cartman fat or thin is this story? Asking for a friend.

>implying this isn't the funniest shit

that's a premise I can actually respect if written well. cartman is canonically into crossdressing, so why not

in*

Nah I meant more like dressing up like a Jewish concentration camp prisoner.

I wish Nightwing was my teacher...

She will probably get back on social media next episode since it is about Facebook, and since what drove them together was the lack of it things will get shaken up.

Anyone read that kyman fanfic where Cartman and kyle run off together after Cartman runs over and kills kenny? Kyle ends up killing stan so he can stay with him.

Oooh. yeah that's pretty fucked up, I'm curious if someone actually has cosplayed concentration camp jew Kyle and nazi Cartman though

I'm not going to try and find this shit after that Violin one. Why are so many fanfics so shitty? Might it be because they're written by 13y olds?

Probably

100% proof of the absence of god

Probably the funniest part of the violin fanfic was Craig watching Clyde and Bebe have sex. They're also nazis btw because when I think Germans I think of the most American names possible.

>/spsg/ - South Park Shipping General
Goddammit, I'm fine with taking part on the shipping cancer but we have may gone too far.
At least we're not in /trash/ territories yet, so let's keep digging deeper.

I think it proves there is one, how else could something be so perfectly done?

ok this is fun and I would appreciate it if you kept sharing these short summaries of crack fics
i'll share one
college-age style fic where kyle joins a cult and gets their logo branded on his back. the entire fic is stan trying to save him from this cult who are depicted as mean, evil assholes, however it's never explained what the cult actually does. in a surprise twist, the fic ends with stan apologizing and joining the cult. the end

God gave us violin fic so we could lol

>craig summoning imp Tweek as a giant demon

Awesome

So how many of you are getting the game?

Normally I hate preordering games but I'm going to get it on release date anyway and I could get Towlie and a dick in my mouth. Hmmmm.

I'm sure it will be available for download pretty soon

The only thing that could make imp Tweek cuter is if he was an alp instead.

One scene in a fanfic I read had kyle stabbing himself with glass saying that cartman will never love him, but naturally Cartman stops him from cutting his throat and they make out.

The fanfic had a lot of kyle getting abused by his mother and hurting himself with Cartman bandaging him up.

It just led to this because every SP thread devolved into shipping bullshit anyways. So they decided to just fuck it and drop the facade.

Honestly I prefer it to threads that pretend to be discussion but are just stealth shipping/waifu threads.

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>that fic where imp tweek get's horny when Craig pulls on his tail and then later fucks him anyway

Hnnnnnnggggggggg

Nuh-uh. It's about South Park, you know, the comic.

You gotta give the links user senpai

I motherfucking wish. I still am stuck on PS4 until my job pays out enough. Then I'll probably get it, yeah.

by which I mean PS3.

How bad do you want that link user?

I'm getting it for PS4 anyway. Can't be bothered to wait, shame though since my PC died.

I have a day off work the day it comes out so hopefully amazon delivers early.

They haven't since GTA5

I've already taken that big dick in my mouth. I don't care about the pre-order bonus, and I already had TSoT but I want to download it and play it as soon as possible.

What's your dream team going to be?
I'm going with the blond shota harem
Mysterion, Wonder Tweek and Prof Chaos.

>What's your dream team going to be?

Tweek and Craig are staying in my team as soon as I can get both of them together.

Otherwise I dunno about the third choice. Maybe Token, Clyde or Kenny.

I will always have craig and tweek in my team so I can make use of that combination attack.
But its likely other characters will be able to combine too later on.

Lol they're smoking opium in the Violin fic and no one gets sick or ends up coughing his lungs out.

I need it like tweek needs cocaine

I'm not sure trash would be okay with regular South Park threads desu. These threads there would inevitably get rather porny, and given the subject matter someone might get bitchy.

I'm not sure I'd want this thread to be a shota sex romp anyway, if only because 'muh girls' posts are already a small enough fraction without all the boys playing hide the sausage. And there is a LOT of South Park porn. But I guess I'd be down for however things shake out.

Which ones have combination attacks?

Only tweek and craig use yoai as a combo move if both are in your team as far as we know.

Post your SoT new kid in their regular clothes.

Gotta be Kenny, man. You just know he's gonna be OP as shit.

Since you asked so nicely.

archiveofourown_._o_r_g /works/11265960

Kyle remarks that he lost weight

Craig's loli sister is cute

Feels so good

The Coon, Mysterion and Professor Chaos. If not Prof Chaos, then Callgirl.

Hmmm. I will "investigate". Thanks!

The fic or the combination attack?

Smut is on Chapter 7. Enjoy ;)

both.

I don't know if it's possible, but i'd go with the best boys

Just one more

Agreed, double dubs doesn't lie.

Why are the so cute together?

Having read good fanfics that hurts to read.

Then again nothing beat's Aisle 10 or Some Boys are Monsters. Literally the best written fics out of all ships.

7 more days until TFBW release though!

THE CUTEST

>Aisle 10 or Some Boys are Monsters.
what pairings?

there was one I stopped reading where cartman breaks into kyle's room, beats him up, then carves a swastika into his chest (lmao), then stan and wendy were going to get revenge or something? but I didn't read that far because it was awful. any time kyle is physically overpowered by cartman I'm done, since in the show kyle is way stronger than him and it makes 0 sense to me

When will Cartman learn that scat is fucking nasty?

I'm pretty sure those are the most popular Creek fanfics.

Since the new game is based around the superhero episodes will there be more cute Kenny and Karen moments?

No because I'm not autistic enough to read fanfiction.

SO CUTE

Tweek is probably the world's only adorable crack whore.

That artist does the best Creek fanart in my opinion. Great balance between stylized and realism.

Also teenage Creek is best.

Can the mods ban general threads now?

Fact: All ships involving Cartman are shit.

Tweek and Craig are the purest ship.

And for good reason, they're incredibly well written.

Some Boys are Monsters made me tear up.

Ikr? Their art is goals. I also love how they draw Tweeks hair.

And agreed.

Fact all ships are shit

shipper are the cancerous part of any fanbase.

>desu I skim most fanfics till I get to the sex.

You need to increase your autism and read some good fics then.

The best fics are ones so good you don't even care about the sex despite being part of the plot.

Don't forget the best image though ;)

>mods will delete cuphead threads
>shipping general threads for south park are okay

this board is shit.

40k artists are the worst. The world would be a much better place if they all killed themselves.

TRUTH (no offense though please spare me)

Same, dude. Aisle 10 was a bit boring for me personally, and I didn't really like how they portrayed them. On the other hand, I really Some Boys Are Monsters, though I have mixed feelings about abusive Craig.


And also true!