"WE WUZ ALEXANDER AND SHIT" Edition - AMA

From the country that pisses off all its neighbors, ask anything

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youtube.com/watch?v=nr36_ZH5vRQ
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skopje_2014
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Why don't people like you? I just think your flag looks happy and that's all I know.

What's the food in your pic related? Some kind of tomato stew/sauce?

>Macedonia
Literally who?

Ajvar, made out of red pepper, specialty right here, tasty af.

Cucks who can't fix their shit in their own country so they try to stay relevant by arguing with us

Who would you rather annexes you - Greece, Serbia or Bulgaria?

Why don't you give the recipe, nigger?

gib recipe for tavče gravče now!

If it came to that, I'd rather end my life

Only based moms and babas can cook this, takes hours cooking outside
Search it up, all I know is how to make an omelette

stil.kurir.rs/recepti/recept-za-makedonski-ajvar-zapis-star-decenijama-uspeva-bas-svima-foto-clanak-51482

i'm cooking tavče gravče at sathurday and i know the basic recipe, i had in mind maybe you can give some tips.. like what wine goes best with it?

Oh its you again.

If it's with sausages, red wine. Also goes with zelka as a side dish

yo

You've pissed me off by making me hungry. Fuck you, OP!

cool, i'll have kosovo gamay with it
tuspalabras.com/macedpnia

nobody who argues with you can have any relevance at all.

Are you sure you're not Greek?

You're always welcome to try it out.
I thought we were talking about countries annexing us.
That's not what they think.
Positive

Assuming you can't name yourself Macedonia anymore: what other name would you rather be called?

Putka mina

>giving me a link written in your meme language
I guess I roast the red peppers, peel the skin, and then stew them down?

>I thought we were talking about countries annexing us.
exactly! kosovo will annex you

Ajvar is your food? I thought it was persian

you also think t*rkey will join the EU, so your opinion doesn't count

Haven't really thought of it, honestly.
huh?
>not my language.
After you peel them, grind them, then boil them in oil for a few hours. That's all I know.
I kek'd so hard

PUSI KURAC

btw
>macedonian grils

so, how is vlatko stefanoski?

Doing fine, was doing concert promotions last year I think

Would uo mind if Kosovo Annexed u and u became superpower by 2020?

any new bands worth listening?

Are you racially different from all of your neighbors? Are you Greeks that were more inland and harder to rule and so didn't go through the same shit as the rest of Greece?

Stop memeing us you attention whore piece of shit

There is nothing to know that isnt on wikipedia already, this country isn't interesting and you're not interesting or "rare".

>one must argue with a literal who to be relevant
I cannot contain the hysterical laughter.

dont be like that boo me dont hate you boo :*

you're a sunshine, aren't you?

Idk your capital seems pretty interesting

Only if we can start a civil war without NATO interfering
Nope, everything here sucks
With everybody telling us what we are and what not, we really don't care.
Get a life, I bet you like being taken out by your moms boyfriend
Exactly.
If only Tito.

kidding

some video i saw on another board yesterday, everyone in it is fyromian

youtube.com/watch?v=nr36_ZH5vRQ

Your point?

What is the ethnic makeup of your country? Percentages if possible.

Do you think Phillip was better than Alexander? I do.

There is no uniform race look like in other parts of europe, just a generic "white"

Macedonians 64.2%
Albanians 25.2%
Turks 3.86%
Romani 2.66%

I believe these do not represent the population today, as these are from the 2002 census.

As for your other question, I'm pretty much split. While Alexander was a brilliant tactician, his father built the foundations of his sons empire, both tying up central power and being the first Macedonian King to create gold coins, thus improving the economy greatly

What he said.

That looks tasty.
Give recipe, please.

It looks like lentils in a sauce.
I'll give my wife's recipe for lemon cake in return.

Fuck it, asking my mom for recipe tomorrow and posting it on /ck/

Fyrom: ethnic bulgarians living on bulgarian clay

Acquired by serbs and converted to yugoslavs by basing their new identity on greek assimilation techniques (you wuz macedons top kek)

Pros: Great tax incentives and income taxes, almost no business regulation, mediterannean weather

Cons: Islam and unknown ekber population (estimates claim can rise to 40% in 20 years). This could be solved by entering the EU and letting mudslimes move by freedom of movement but it will never get there due to identity politics.

This country shat on its own potential

doingbusiness.org/rankings

>inb4 every retarded explanation like yours wasn't read.

Either you're Albanian, or you love shitposting that much

This is what happens when a nation is decimated by its politicians, stealing money and threatening people with job losses, selling factories to "investors" who close them immediately and put the money in their pockets. To top it all off, the people don't even care that much to even begin fixing the problem.

>ДA ЖИBEE MAКEДOHИJA

i cri evrytiem

Why are there so many statues everywhere in Skopje?

Our ruling party decided that Skopje needed a baroque-esce "facelift" so they went ahead and gave it one with the Skopje 2014 project. It included statues, new facades on government buildings and what not. On the other side, they cover up the cost of each statue, ex. Alexander costs 100m when in reality it costs one third of that. Basically laundering. Everything is cheap af anyway.

sauce: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skopje_2014

>mfw 30% of the population is unemployed

Lol ur thread went to shit

Greek Leaf want this!