Name a more based protagonist, i'll wait

Name a more based protagonist, i'll wait

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I don't even remember the plot of this so they can't be that based

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Not gonna look it up and see if I remember it correctly...
It was a story by either Roald Dahl or Rudyard Kipling... about a ferret/ermine who kills a snake.

Close. It was by Kipling, but it was a mongoose not a ferret.

A British family in India had a mongoose move into their house as a sort-of, not very tame pet, and it proceeds to kill and eat several venomous snakes that planned to attack the family.

>the plot

A mongoose fucks up a cobra family because Indians are inferior subhumans and need British stewardship to prosper.

>It was a story by either Roald Dahl or Rudyard Kipling...

It's in the OP image, user.

Tube dudes are always top tier.

Post all the Sup Forums tube dudes.

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Honey counts as a tube dude despite gender and build due to being closely related to tube-ey-er species.

the only tube I know is weekly

Duke Weaselton and the otters in Zootopia.

That'll be a long wait, Rikki was fucking awesome.

this scrappy doo motherfucker

Anyone ever get this confused with Tikki Tikki Tembo growing up?

Rikki is based. There is no question.

There's also the weasels from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

No. But I wasn't retarded.

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I prefer Russian cartoon based on this story. It's beautifully drawn, and mother is hot.
youtube.com/watch?v=ar-lv03ElXI

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That snake was my first erection. That scene where she hypnotizes the boy and his family and holds them hostage was weirdly sexual to me.