Remember in Elementary school when a police officer came to your class, and he explained how they book criminals and how they fingerprint them. Then he pulled out ink and sheets for all the students to practice taking their prints?
They got you at a young age to freely give up your prints. They already have you in the system.
They would not be admissible in a trial against a citizen as they were collected during their minor years without parental consent...it would be thrown out.
Jokes on them I took so much ink it was just a black splog
Never happened to me.
I had to have my fingerprints taken for my driver's license though.
>tfw militaryfag and they have my prints anyways
Knowing MEPS though, they probably lost them.
jokes on them
i gave them my fingerprints every time i bought something
now they have everything in triplicate
dumb fucks must have a folder that weighs 20 tons, 5 servers, and 10 thousand hours of logged recordings by now just taking up space
feels good just to be wasting their time and effort.
not me nigga, no police in sschool!
We were told to take it seriously. We got to keep a copy and he took the legit one.
True, but I live in a socialist country with no rights.
This sounds about right
But what's to stop the police using unlawfully obtained evidence to get a clue about who did the crime and then to search for other evidence based on that?
If the fingerprint evidence were never brought up in court is that permissible?
Good thing I'm not a criminal, faggot.
Make sure to scan each of your fingers, dumb goy
Must just be a Canada thing.
Don't be stupid, his name was Officer Friendly. He was there to help us, and get our prints for our own safety.
>Go to private school in New Orleans
>Police officer lets us sit on his motorcycle and take pictures
>Armed officer would show up after school to make sure everyone was safe while waiting for their parents
>Never had prints taken
Fpbp
For many jobs you need to give up your fingerprints as well.
That never happened to me, but the government does hav my fingerprints, because I work on defense contracts.
>Not being self employed
They would let us keep them tho.
Same, except for me it was when I sat for the bar. Good thing I spent the month before that wearing them down to nothing using pumice.
This. Had to get printed and checked for my job.
No, i don't remember this but i remember penis inspection day.
Remember lice checks? where they come in with those wooden sticks and basically give you a really nice scalp massage? man those were comfy.
You are on a message board full of people who send DNA samples away to prove to themselves that they are white. Do you think any of us care?
You're an idiot. We got to take those home.
Remember on Penis Inspection Day when they extracted your semen?
They already have your DNA
I never let them touch my hair.
I got a letter sent home to my parents because I refused to let those bastards touch my hair.
Fuck off, public education. You don't get to handle 9-year-old me like I'm some kind of plaything that you can poke and prod at your leisure.
Wrong thing, mate.
Remember that huge craze in the 90's about
>What if your child gets kidnapped? You should get their prints on record, just in case, so we can help save them!
That's where they tried to get ya.
>Hendrik, your penis is too small to satisfy a Sweish woman
>We are hereby enlisting you on the National Cuck Register and you will be assigned a Ghanaian bull adoption number for use when you finally get a girlfriend
>Yours sincerely, the Swedish Minister for Interracial Breeding and Harmony
They have our DNA also.
They profile every soldier so they can identify body parts....
no they didn't.
but they got me when I raised my right hand and took an oath to protect and defend the country.
Remember when you were born and they cut off your foreskin?
They already have your DNA, too ;^)
Hahahahahahaha like how is fingerprinting even real hahahaha nigga just wear gloves while commiting crimes like nigga cover yo hands haha
>tfw they took my prints when I entered the US
>tfw part of the botnet
I do, but they were done by parents not PSW or Nurses which is a conspiracy of its own. I mean, seriously, what makes them qualified?
I thought they fed it to the monstajew.
Funny, since I don't live in a libtard socialist country (yet) and they never did that.
god theng i droped oot in first grede.
male infant genital mutilation, the saddest and most painful meme of all
>Canada
>No rights
Yes, actually. We have no rights. More than Germany, but still, no rights.
Fuck fingerprints, they have my DNA.
No, usually they put it in cryo freeze. If they ever have to dispose of you, they can snip a piece off and use that to grow your replacement.
It's worse than you think. It's estimated that 20% of the population are foreskin clones controlled by CIA niggers.
>Hillary has an entire army of cock-troopers at her disposal
spooped
Do they actually do this in the americas?
Kek
Yeah I remember that my mom keeps my foreskin and umbilical cord in a ziploc bag in her jewelry box
Is that a meme like penis inspection day?