Hey, Morty, could you hand me that BURP god on my workbench

>Hey, Morty, could you hand me that BURP god on my workbench.
>R-Rick, there is no g-god o-
>That's right, Morty! There is no God! Fuck you and my family. WUBALUBADUBDUB! SHIT ON THE FLOOR! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!

>BURP Hey Morty did you go to the BURP store like I asked?
>Y-yeah Rick I s-sure did our fans were t-there with me
>Oh Morty BURP good 4th wall hey BURP did you BURP get BURP everything BURP on BURP the BURP list *BU
>W-well I tr-tr-tried Rick except the l-last thing on the list
>'God' is last on the list right BURP Morty?
>Y-yeah Rick I couldn't find g-god--
>Exactly Morty! No one can find God because he isn't real! SHIT DICK POOPY POOP WUB DUB
>FUCK GOD, FUCK RELIGION, I'M SMART, WUBBALUBADUBDUB GET SCHIFTWY SHIT ON THE FLOOR YEAH! NIHILISM! tips fedora

>hey morty burp come here
>o-okay rick
>look up on that roof you see burp that right there look at that
>w-what rick
>that BURP god on the roof
>b-but rick there isn't a god o-
>YOU'RE RIGHT MORTY THERE ISN'T A GOD
>SCHWIFTY DIARRHEA KILL ME NIHILISM

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>hey morty burp come here

that's a pic from the UK isn't it

>>SCHWIFTY DIARRHEA KILL ME NIHILISM
Don't know why, but this actually made me laugh.

Needed about 100 more "mortty" to be accurate

I don't wanna be "that guy" but I feel like Rick and Morty threads should start going to /trash/.

At least the fucking shitposting should, this is absurdism. The jokes been done too much

It's not a joke. It's just Sup Forums angry about a cartoon that featured a Nazi being beaten up. It will die down or move wholly to Sup Forums.

plz no trash already has to deal with enough of Sup Forums's shit

Of course.

t. reddit memer

Like anyone cares.

> Nobody exists on purpose.
Except all the children that came from planned parenthood. Not everyone comes from a worthless family of fuckups who hooked up way too young. Fuckface.

No no NO, FUCK OFF, THIS IS THE BED YOU MADE, so you're going to lie in it. Quite filling up /trash/ with your shit

That's a really clever ad

>No no NO, FUCK OFF, THIS IS THE BED YOU MADE,
That doesn't make sense. Sup Forums didn't make this sorry excuse for a cartoon.

I'm really sick of buttwounded Christfags whining about this show. Do you get triggered by Brian on Family Guy too?

Everybody on Sup Forums is triggered by brain. We hate him as a character.

I never got the hate for get schwifty.

>starting to find animals attractive
Ya got me old stillage.

Brian is an atheist. He can be a preachy cunt about it. But that's his character. He's a preachy cunt. R&M is literally NIHILISM *BURP* MORTY *BURP* GOD ISN'T *BURP REAL MORTY *BURP* NOTHING *BURP* MATTERS *BURP* MO *BURP* MORTY. *BURP* MORTY. *BURP* MORTY. *BURP* MORTY. WUBBALUBBAADUBDUB NIHILISM RRREEEEEEE RELIGION

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB BUY MCDONALDS

But if they capitalize on the demand for their shit sauce then they are bad for not consulting the creators of the show who advertised it for free so sayeth Dan.

>starting to find animals attractive

Can't deny that.

Brian is unironically Seth MacFarlane's mouthpiece. The show has acknowledged this, but that doesn't make it good. Rick is a flawed character. He doesn't represent the actual beliefs of any of the show's creators and the show doesn't condone his philosophy or actions.

Hold up....what?
I mean, McD's is shit. But it's their goddamn sauce. Why would they need to consult the writers of this shitshow for it? For what possible purpose? Could you imagine it?

> "Sir...shouldn't we consult the writers of Rick and Morty?"
> -"And why would we do that, exactly?"
> "Well, there was this episode where they talked about this sauce an."
> "-Shut up and get back to work, Joe."

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You are ruining baby's first nihilism series user

Jesus Christ what a passive aggressive beta fuck. IT'S THEIR SAUCE NUMBNUTS. That would be like, KFC having to ask Southpark writers for permission to bring back Sauce X because Cartman spazzed out about it one time in an episode.

Sorry for ruining your obese furry diaper porn board with cartoons, /trash/.

The only thing more pathetic than Rick fanboys are people who get triggered by his characterization. You're not supposed to like him, stupid.

>dan harmon is a mentally challenged retard who has no concept of copyright and ip
There are no surprises anymore with him. He's gone off the deep end long ago.

I checked the comments on that one and they're full of people asking "Why the fuck do they need your permission to sell their product?"

all of his responses are bitter as fuck and he's blocking people left and right for calling him out on being a petulant punk.

Shouldn't have made that unfunny joke knowing how sheeple your fanbase is you fat washed up faggot.

Its kind of funny now that even retards are too smart for Jewish lies like Christianity or islam

>I gave McD's hundreds of thousands worth of free advertising and now I'm being a salty shit about throwing away that money like a retard
LOL, what a dumb whiny faggot. And he didn't even use the opportunity to try and revive some good product, just a disgusting chem-filled cheap teriyaki-flavored slime packet.

Why do people say that rick and morty is edgy atheist shit if rick is shown to believe in god when he's about to die?

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>planned parenthood

Did they ask if the baby wanted to be born? Huh?

If I was a marketing exec in that poisoners' guild, I'd have arranged an official R&M meal for this bitter baby to plug. And if I was the bitter baby, I'd try to approach them with the same offer using the sauce phenomena as good will and proof of concept. Instead he decided to cry on twitter.

what the fuck does that even mean

The only annoying rick and morty fans I've seen are the people complaining about rick and morty. And all of them are in Sup Forums.

It means "WAAAH you made money because of me and didn't give me any! There's absolutely no reason for you to give me any money, but I will still cry about it like there is!".

Almost got me there

R&M fans on some bad shit if they don't realise the whole thing was a marketing scheme.

And that's the issue with the show; the writers gave up on trying to be creative and produce decent jokes and now they're just trying to make money off of their edgy millennial fan base

There's no way in hell McDonald's would fully associate itself with a show like Rick and Morty. They wouldn't even do that for the Simpsons and the latter is much tamer and MUCH more famous.

>You're not supposed to like him, stupid.

Okay now you're just being dishonest.

See this is why the fan base is so shitty because you betas just can't accept anything other than praise for the show and it's "genius"

And yet literally every time the chips are down he starts praying and admotting he was wrong. You'd have to be a retard not to see that he's written as a hypocritical fuck, or an anally aggravated christfag, so basically a retard.

Because a solid 80% of the show is edgy atheist Humor and they'll probably play that off as a joke later down the line

Give me examples of atheist humor

>McD's won't associate with Simpsons
WTF are you talking about? I still have have some Simpsons happy meal toys laying around in a box somewhere.

I...don't remember that. Fair enough. I still doubt McDonald's would throw their lot in with an Adult Swim show

Except they did, it happened.

>a solid 80% of the show is edgy atheist Humor
You Christfags are really easily triggered. The show is pretty edgy, but I don't know why anyone would go into it expecting anything else, given that it's by Roiland. But the complaints about atheism just make people sound like fucking soccer moms.

Don't tell them about Moral Orel, they might go on a shooting spree

Moral Orel was garbage all around though, the one joke was "It seems like Leave it to Beaver, but it isn't!" Almost as bad as Happy Tree Friends.

Well to be fair, you have to have a *very* high IQ to understand Rick and Morty
The humor is extremely subtle, something r/polsters wont get

Lol. The UK is a great place. There are probably laws against signs like this here in the US.

I have no strong feelings towards the show. I think season one was pretty good and then it steadily became worse and worse. But at this point the anti-R&M shitposters are as loud and annoying as the many retarded fans. This shit has been going on for months, let it go, it's just a cartoon, Christ

*tips*

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I can't tell what's bait and what's serious or who's actually butthurt anymore.

Rule of thumb, if they're reacting to their Brave New World satisfaction of the mainstream media being called out for what it is, it's "butthurt," as you put it.

Confirmed for only watching the first few episodes of S1.

youtube.com/watch?v=w4SKo5jU64I

Rick may be right but that doesn't mean he's a good person
He's a terrible person and a fucking hypocrite seeing as how he starts praying when faced with actual death
The character is written to be that way
You aren't supposed to sympathize with him, he's an asshole

youtube.com/watch?v=XKvsLLfRpLs

That was BK iirc

>I posted it again, Dad

>Getting angry at threats of violence is childish

Wow you guys who spend this much time bitching about a cartoon you don't like are more pathetic than the McDonald's cretins

You have no grasp on nihilism, and you are just parroting what other people say on this site. And I don't even like R&M

Le triggered user

*tips*

Le double triggered user

*tips*

>Atheism stops being cool
>Now Sup Forums is getting filled with young earth Creationists
Being a contrarian really has its draw backs

Play Nintendo games!

That was actually a funny joke though

Are people really THAT desperate and stupid?

Why mcD decided that it would be a good idea to relaunch A SAUCE, JUST A SAUCE, FOR 1 DAY AND WITH SUCH LIMITED QUANTITIES? they should know that shit would go south!

And for that matter, if Rick is this ultimate douchebag, why people want to be like him and meme this saucy bullshit? Its not worthy to be smart if the world hates you guys!

No, no there isnt.

So is Sup Forums filled with christcucks now or is it self hating atheists like how Sup Forums is filled with self hating shitskins?

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*tips*

Well, which one are you fine sir?

*tips*

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Planned Parenthood hands out birth control and abortions, they're the place to go when you DON'T want to have kids

*tips*

We had a thread a while back asking what the anons here religions are. Most were catholic, some were athiest, few were muslim. Then again, it /was/ a Daredevil thread, so it might have been biased.

>mfw season 4 parodies the McDonald's shit
>mfw evil Morty created the sauce
Do it Justin.

I've never even been to /trash/ is it really that bad?

People like you are just as annoying as the rabid fans at this point.

>if you call someone out you are just as bad!
How to spot a fan 101

>Catholic
Kek. I knew Sup Forums was filled with spics.

>call someone out
>Make a million shitposting threads about it on Sup Forums

Someone might want to call a doctor, this user has been tipping non stop for hours.

Will Dick and Normie ever recover from this sauce fiasco? Or will the fanbase forever be a meme?

I wonder if people changed their beliefs or as Sup Forums grew different types started coming over because I remember only a few years ago when atheist was the super majority even on conservative boards like /new/ and Sup Forums.
>There are people out there who change their religious belief based on what is "cool"

*tips*

'Calling someone out' is not shitting up the entire board with the same jokes and complaints.